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2 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

FUCK YOU SARK. ALL GAS NO BRAKS MY GALDAMNED ASS.  COULD HAVE  GOTTEN BJ 300+ YARDS AND ANOTHER TD.

But noooo let's start COASTING in the 3rd. No brakes my motherfucking ass. Should have score over 60.

Dickhead, you don't want to win games, or just win them big, you want to steal your opponents very soul so the next time you face them they are already mentally damaged.

You robbed BJ tonight you fucking coward.

Well coasting is not technically using your brakes so…

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Just now, HtownHorn said:

Finkley has been splitting reps with Sorrell for the last 5 or 6 games.

Nice! I honestly hadn't noticed. I figured he would have been redshirted, but hell, if he's putting in the work I love the Sorrell/Finkley line 

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

Loreal Sarkisian is undoubtedly in the locker room, dressing Steve in a clown costume and putting his balls in her purse. She’ll be headed home with his balls as soon as the team takes the field for the second half. This game is coming down to the last second. 

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FUCK YOU SARK. ALL GAS NO BRAKS MY GALDAMNED ASS.  COULD HAVE  GOTTEN BJ 300+ YARDS AND ANOTHER TD.
But noooo let's start COASTING in the 3rd. No brakes my motherfucking ass. Should have score over 60.
Dickhead, you don't want to win games, or just win them big, you want to steal your opponents very soul so the next time you face them they are already mentally damaged.
You robbed BJ tonight you fucking coward.

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Did he just compare Bijan to fucking Samje Perine? What kind of motherfucking blasphemy is that? Perine isn't even in the same stratosphere as Bijan 

Doesn’t Perine have the all-time single-game rushing record?
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That was fun.  Absolute domination on the road against a decent team.  Been a while since we've seen that.

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:


Doesn’t Perine have the all-time single-game rushing record?

I honestly don't know, but going on talent alone, he's just meh (compared to Bijan). He did kick our ass, tho. But most ou RB's can say that, sadly. But I do remember Perine was a good college RB. 

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8 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

FUCK YOU SARK. ALL GAS NO BRAKS MY GALDAMNED ASS.  COULD HAVE  GOTTEN BJ 300+ YARDS AND ANOTHER TD.

But noooo let's start COASTING in the 3rd. No brakes my motherfucking ass. Should have score over 60.

Dickhead, you don't want to win games, or just win them big, you want to steal your opponents very soul so the next time you face them they are already mentally damaged.

You robbed BJ tonight you fucking coward.

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Hell of game.  Love the young oline and Bijan pounding Kansas all night.  Hook’em 1D6C03C2-39C7-41D9-B461-FA01E8F30762.gif.37bdcd364c3554c82792f81f3ee9660e.gif

3 minutes ago, OB3 said:

 

Don't do this to me. 

Just now, Real Papi said:

Hell of game.  Love the young oline and Bijan pounding Kansas all night.  Hook’em 1D6C03C2-39C7-41D9-B461-FA01E8F30762.gif.37bdcd364c3554c82792f81f3ee9660e.gif

I hope I get to pound some ass tonight, might even take a shot at those cans.

6 minutes ago, C-Man said:


Doesn’t Perine have the all-time single-game rushing record?

Yes. 427 yards against Kansas. 

Just now, Constant said:

Yes. 427 yards against Kansas. 

Holy shit. But Stoops also isn't a bitch who let's his dudes kill other teams by 70, unlike Sark who gets to the 50s and acts like Mack Brown and is afraid to hurt people's feelings 

6 minutes ago, OB3 said:

 

 

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Don't do this to me. 

Same guy said this.....

 

 

Nice of Kansas to thank our fans.

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10 minutes ago, OB3 said:

 

Flood needs to start doing some playcalling if he ever wants to move up from just being an over-titled OL coach... don't like the idea because we may lose Flood...

16 minutes ago, tonedeaf said:

We outscored them in both halves.  Beat the fuck out of baylor. 

Horns won every quarter.  Hard to lose games when that happens.

4 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Holy shit. But Stoops also isn't a bitch who let's his dudes kill other teams by 70, unlike Sark who gets to the 50s and acts like Mack Brown and is afraid to hurt people's feelings 

He got the record with 12 minutes to play in the 4th. Didn’t have another carry. 

Just now, Constant said:

He got the record with 12 minutes to play in the 4th. Didn’t have another carry. 

Fuck that's absurd. Even if it is Kansas, that's just fucking insane. 400+ is almost unbelievable to read. 

I think Bijan behind this line 2 years from now could go 350-400.  Too bad we won't see it but I like what Brooks brings and of course Baxter coming in

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Fuck that's absurd. Even if it is Kansas, that's just fucking insane. 400+ is almost unbelievable to read. 

Bijan is clearly the better back (special young man), but he had a long way to go ha. Barely got halfway there and had a great game. 

Called it true on Page 1.

Would like to see more Red and Blue, but happy in Bijan’s sunshine!

🤘

5 minutes ago, DalTxHornFan said:

Hard to lose games when that happens.

It's actually impossible to lose games when that happens.

Just now, Constant said:

Bijan is clearly the better back (special young man), but he had a long way to go ha. Barely got halfway there and had a great game. 

Yeah, I don't care who you are. If you put up 400+ on any team, you're clearly a great college back. But yeah, I just meant Bijan is just more special, whereas Perine was a boss and laid the wood on us, too. Not 400, thank Christ. 

We hired Sark because of his offensive abilities and play calling. To me if we are taking away play calling from him we might as well find a new coach. 
I’m not a fan of his play calling this season but to me that’s just a half measure. Let him live or die at his own hand because that is why we got him in the first place.

1 minute ago, Steel Shank said:

Look, I'm in a good mood. Drinking a Bud Light. I'm going to let this slde.

 

cc: @Surly Bevo

I just answered his question.  I usually go with Meelers Lite when consuming standard American Light Lager but ain't got no issues with the Bud Lite.  Drink on my good man and enjoy the snatch.  

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Just now, hobbes2702 said:

We hired Sark because of his offensive abilities and play calling. To me if we are taking away play calling from him we might as well find a new coach. 
I’m not a fan of his play calling this season but to me that’s just a half measure. Let him live or die at his own hand because that is why we got him in the first place.

We hired him to fucking be the head football coach. I don’t give a fuck what he does as long as the team wins games. 

Just now, immamac said:

We hired him to fucking be the head football coach. I don’t give a fuck what he does as long as the team wins games. 

Nobody asks how -- they ask how many!

2 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

We hired Sark because of his offensive abilities and play calling. To me if we are taking away play calling from him we might as well find a new coach. 
I’m not a fan of his play calling this season but to me that’s just a half measure. Let him live or die at his own hand because that is why we got him in the first place.

That isn't the way to approach this. 

Just now, immamac said:

We hired him to fucking be the head football coach. I don’t give a fuck what he does as long as the team wins games. 

This is the best post you have made on the football board in a while.  100% agree.  It's the University of Texas, you win games on the reg, outside of any Art Briles bullshit you're golden.  

1 minute ago, immamac said:

We hired him to fucking be the head football coach. I don’t give a fuck what he does as long as the team wins games. 

That’s fair. I’m out on him in general and would love to be wrong. Maybe Flood calling plays is the way to do that.

14 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Did he just compare Bijan to fucking Samje Perine? What kind of motherfucking blasphemy is that? Perine isn't even in the same stratosphere as Bijan 

Fuck that okie puto.

29 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

FUCK YOU SARK. ALL GAS NO BRAKS MY GALDAMNED ASS.  COULD HAVE  GOTTEN BJ 300+ YARDS AND ANOTHER TD.

But noooo let's start COASTING in the 3rd. No brakes my motherfucking ass. Should have score over 60.

Dickhead, you don't want to win games, or just win them big, you want to steal your opponents very soul so the next time you face them they are already mentally damaged.

You robbed BJ tonight you fucking coward.

 

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2 minutes ago, immamac said:

We hired him to fucking be the head football coach. I don’t give a fuck what he does as long as the team wins games. 

Damn...

Be happy... We Fuckin' Won Big Today!!! 🤘

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

That isn't the way to approach this. 

You may be right. 
I don’t give a shut if I’m right or wrong with my ideas. I just want to win.

I guess I should view that as growth on his part. I hope it is. I hope he sees that something hasn’t been right and is trying to figure out the problem. If that’s the case then I applaud that. But again, I want to see it work.

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I think Sark showed some good stuff today. Went with the run game. Even letting Flood, the run coordinator, call plays in the second is to his credit if true.

Defense has put together two great back to back games against solid teams.

I'll use the O word. I'm optimistic. I think we're on a good track.

Great win. 

This team is so up and down it's hard to tell how much this game is Kansas being shitty or us finally getting our shit together (probably some of both).  

There was one poster this week claiming (seriously) that we were not that much more talented than Kansas.  Lulz.  We have the talent to be 10-1 right now.  We've just pissed so much of it away.  Props to PK though.  His unit is looking much better.  

19 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Not only can Gronk not act, he looks like a sad and pathetic husk of a human in those commercials. 

pretty sure sad and pathetic isn't a part of Gronk's life, ever

Just now, bschoolprof said:

Great win. 

This team is so up and down it's hard to tell how much this game is Kansas being shitty or us finally getting our shit together (probably some of both).  

There was one poster this week claiming (seriously) that we were not that much more talented than Kansas.  Lulz.  We have the talent to be 10-1 right now.  We've just pissed so much of it away.  Props to PK though.  His unit is looking much better.  

   Pull that post up. I wanna see who said that. 

Just now, hookem48 said:

pretty sure sad and pathetic isn't a part of Gronk's life, ever

The look on his face sure looked it. But that paycheck definitely went to beer and porn stars, that lucky bastard. 

12 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I just answered his question.  I usually go with Meelers Lite when consuming standard American Light Lager but ain't got no issues with the Bud Lite.  Drink on my good man and enjoy the snatch.  

Not talking to you. Talking to the other asshole (@Spider@Banana).

15 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Damn...

Be happy... We Fuckin' Won Big Today!!! 🤘

This is Surly.  Posters here wouldn’t be happy if free pussy was given away on the side of the road. 

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