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#704
Just now, F250 said:

I wish we could pass like Kansas.

God damn it. Now Sark is going to try and do that the rest of the game. You've killed us!

#706
Just now, Dark Horse said:

Do y’all think anyone covering a pass is a “DB”?

I mean, it's been so long since I saw us cover a pass, I'm not sure anymore.

#707
Just now, Dark Horse said:

Do y’all think anyone covering a pass is a “DB”?

Correct. Dbs aren't really the problem. 

#710

I felt like before Jalon Daniels got hurt v TCU he would have been invited to Heisman ceremony. I will always respect the fact that last year playing against us meant burning his redshirt and he said he couldn’t abandon his team. He’s a great kid and I hope they lose big to us but I also wish nothing but good for him. 

#715
1 minute ago, F250 said:

I wish we could pass like Kansas.

Statistically we have the worst QB in the conference, but don’t worry, the hope traffickers insist he’s a generational talent.

#716
2 minutes ago, F250 said:

I wish we could pass like Kansas.

We can. He's on our bench. 

#717
1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, I agree that we're getting shafted pretty regularly since the move to the SEC was announced.  And TCU is getting the treatment ou used to get as the bell cow.  It's all standard Big 12 reffing.

But that doesn't make every call on us wrong.  That was 100% targeting with a launch and a shoulder into the facemask.  It's not even remotely questionable.

there's harder chest bumps after every td

#718
Just now, Nicole44 said:

I felt like before Jalon Daniels got hurt v TCU he would have been invited to Heisman ceremony. I will always respect the fact that last year playing against us meant burning his redshirt and he said he couldn’t abandon his team. He’s a great kid and I hope they lose big to us but I also wish nothing but good for him. 

 

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#719
1 minute ago, Dark Horse said:

Do y’all think anyone covering a pass is a “DB”?

I think whoever for us can't cover a pass is a douchebag.  Does that count?

#720
Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

I love getting nowhere near a qb on 3rd and long. Really worked for well for Sark and PK the last 22 games. 

On the other hand we could have 30 guys in coverage and they couldn’t prevent a completion.  The 30 men on the field penalty would be declined. 

#721
Just now, jw4381 said:

In the having a drink department, this is some good shit:

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#722
3 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

It’s probably easy in practice 

Well yeah. We have Michael Taaffe back three with Jamison and some other scrubs. We need more Ryan Watts

#724
Just now, CurlyDumps said:

Statistically we have the worst QB in the conference, but don’t worry, the hope traffickers insist he’s a generational talent.

His arm talent is undeniable. It isn't clear he will ever be a good QB. 

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Just now, jw4381 said:

In the having a drink department, this is some good shit:

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#727

Bijan could run for 300 and 6 today. Dont fuck that up Sark you stupid motherfucker

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