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    All longhorn fans now  

  • We hired him to fucking be the head football coach. I don’t give a fuck what he does as long as the team wins games. 

  • yay up by 31 at the half... we're sure to win now!                            

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Just now, F250 said:

I wish we could pass like Kansas.

God damn it. Now Sark is going to try and do that the rest of the game. You've killed us!

I love getting nowhere near a qb on 3rd and long. Really worked for well for Sark and PK the last 22 games. 

Just now, Dark Horse said:

Do y’all think anyone covering a pass is a “DB”?

I mean, it's been so long since I saw us cover a pass, I'm not sure anymore.

Just now, Dark Horse said:

Do y’all think anyone covering a pass is a “DB”?

Correct. Dbs aren't really the problem. 

I felt like before Jalon Daniels got hurt v TCU he would have been invited to Heisman ceremony. I will always respect the fact that last year playing against us meant burning his redshirt and he said he couldn’t abandon his team. He’s a great kid and I hope they lose big to us but I also wish nothing but good for him. 

Go 5 wide and run the delayed QB draw. Sark won’t expect it 

During this timeout 

Sark: Hey Pete what did you think of my pregame outfit? Did you like what my wife dressed me in? 

 

 

 

In the having a drink department, this is some good shit:

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1 minute ago, F250 said:

I wish we could pass like Kansas.

Statistically we have the worst QB in the conference, but don’t worry, the hope traffickers insist he’s a generational talent.

2 minutes ago, F250 said:

I wish we could pass like Kansas.

We can. He's on our bench. 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, I agree that we're getting shafted pretty regularly since the move to the SEC was announced.  And TCU is getting the treatment ou used to get as the bell cow.  It's all standard Big 12 reffing.

But that doesn't make every call on us wrong.  That was 100% targeting with a launch and a shoulder into the facemask.  It's not even remotely questionable.

there's harder chest bumps after every td

Just now, Nicole44 said:

I felt like before Jalon Daniels got hurt v TCU he would have been invited to Heisman ceremony. I will always respect the fact that last year playing against us meant burning his redshirt and he said he couldn’t abandon his team. He’s a great kid and I hope they lose big to us but I also wish nothing but good for him. 

 

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1 minute ago, Dark Horse said:

Do y’all think anyone covering a pass is a “DB”?

I think whoever for us can't cover a pass is a douchebag.  Does that count?

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

I love getting nowhere near a qb on 3rd and long. Really worked for well for Sark and PK the last 22 games. 

On the other hand we could have 30 guys in coverage and they couldn’t prevent a completion.  The 30 men on the field penalty would be declined. 

Just now, jw4381 said:

In the having a drink department, this is some good shit:

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You like the drizzling shits?

3 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

It’s probably easy in practice 

Well yeah. We have Michael Taaffe back three with Jamison and some other scrubs. We need more Ryan Watts

Just now, CurlyDumps said:

Statistically we have the worst QB in the conference, but don’t worry, the hope traffickers insist he’s a generational talent.

His arm talent is undeniable. It isn't clear he will ever be a good QB. 

Just now, jw4381 said:

In the having a drink department, this is some good shit:

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I just hope Jamison doesn't give up a TD coming out of a timeout.

Bijan could run for 300 and 6 today. Dont fuck that up Sark you stupid motherfucker

more uncalled holds.  It is fucking maddening.

I mean, another hold missed on the TD play. Cant get much more blatant.

Edited by Pam Cummings

Fuck you, Liepold. You're fucking holding on every play. You don't get to be mad.

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