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4 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Holy shit. Announcers paying no attention.  

i think they are keeping warm with a little of granddaddy's cough syrup

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Another play wasted because worthy won’t try 

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I was about to choke my wife if we didn't get that fucking flag. 

Yeah. She's been bad, hasn't she? 

Maximum block effort Worthy

I want to apologize to Bijan that his talents are being wasted on our sorry-ass 4-loss team

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I was about to choke my wife if we didn't get that fucking flag. 

Is she a referree?

Can’t believe Ewers missed Worthys block like that

1 minute ago, UTEE97 said:

Ok, long balls to anyone but worthy seem to work.

That's because Worthy is small and short (by WR standards). Agility and sharp movement is his strength.  He's a hell of a slot type guy, so fucking shifty....but down field ball in air running straight ain't his thing.  

Just now, hayden_horn said:

i think they are keeping warm with a little of granddaddy's cough syrup

not that there's anything wrong with that seinfeld GIF by myLAB Box

2 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

Why watch if your just going to be a whiny bitch the whole time?

That's rich

Fuck this. Settling for a FG. Just hand it to fucking Bijan you chode.

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

if ewers throws a good ball there... whit has a chance to catch and run... instead hes diving just to catch it. 

Ewers is in love with everyone talking about how "effortlessly" he throws it.  everything is a floater.  dude is not good at this point.  

Youse guys don'e like spicy vodka for your bloody marys? Y'all are missing out.

Just now, ztejas said:

Yeah. She's been bad, hasn't she? 

She better watch out if we don't score or she's getting a spanking with the belt

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

See, shit like that is why you keep running with him last week. He can always break one. 

Or run left.  And run outside...

Better not settle for a FG here.

ewers is pure dog shit  and that was an offesnive PI lol

What a great 1st half of football. Props to Sark and the team 

See Sark.  Fucking SEE.  Just get the ball to our fast shifty guys and let them do their thing.

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