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    All longhorn fans now  

  • We hired him to fucking be the head football coach. I don’t give a fuck what he does as long as the team wins games. 

  • yay up by 31 at the half... we're sure to win now!                            

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#903
1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

Fuck this. Settling for a FG. Just hand it to fucking Bijan you chode.

Cry

#914
Just now, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Texas will win @ Alabama next year, be top 5, win the Big12 and make the CFP. 

dear god stfu lol

#917
1 minute ago, jw4381 said:

Youse guys don'e like spicy vodka for your bloody marys? Y'all are missing out.

I don't drink bloody Mary's. I drink vodka with vodka. And a little soda. 

Not that I'd recommend it.

#920

Kelian is the 6th man on this team

Always making special teams plays and blocks, then electric when he gets the rock. Maybe slot would've been his spot all along.

#922
4 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I was about to choke my wife if we didn't get that fucking flag. 

she wasn't going to deep throat regardless

#923
1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Worthy held on that play. He just can’t block 

Didn't see a flag

#924
Just now, clownin72 said:

Fuckin Keilan, most underutilized player on offense.

He's our DJ Monroe, sadly. Wish Sark would like stop being a faget and get him more play time and touches

#927
Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

No hail mary throws to Worthy all game. Seems like Sark finally realized that play is a lost cause

Four fucking losses too late...

#929
He's our DJ Monroe, sadly. Wish Sark would like stop being a faget and get him more play time and touches
Exactly
#931
3 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

Youse guys don'e like spicy vodka for your bloody marys? Y'all are missing out.

houston surly knows my homemade spicy vodka. 

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#932

My prediction of a first half blowout is coming true. Let's see how we finish. I so much want to believe that Sark can turn things around. I need it for my psychy, damn it!

#933
Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

He's our DJ Monroe, sadly. Wish Sark would like stop being a faget and get him more play time and touches

Who are you taking snaps away from? 

#935

I'm not sure if this game should be like 35-0 or 17-10. I guess I'll take 24-0. 

#937
Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

24 isnt enough at half time tho, we need one more to give us a chance

I am legit sure that 38 isnt enough of a lead. 

this teams 2nd half play is beyond bad

#938
Just now, Dark Horse said:

Who are you taking snaps away from? 

Ewers? 

#943
2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

See Sark.  Fucking SEE.  Just get the ball to our fast shifty guys and let them do their thing.

They still have to catch the ball. Last week they weren't great at it.

#944
Just now, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Texas on the upswing. Can't wait for the spring game. 

Shut the fuck up. 

#945
Just now, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Texas on the upswing. Can't wait for the spring game. 

You ridiculous dude. 

#949
2 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Kelian is the 6th man on this team

Always making special teams plays and blocks, then electric when he gets the rock. Maybe slot would've been his spot all along.

He wasn't too good at catching when he got here. He's improved on that.

#950
24 isnt enough at half time tho, we need one more to give us a chance

The question is will Kansas get to 27 points because we will get held to a single FG in second half.

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