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45 minutes ago, GTJ1982 said:

Starting to think Quinn is still hurt. His ball is night and day compared to pre-injury. Even in the OU game the ball just sails.

I've been thinking that for a while.  Nothing serious,  just various dings that affect mechanics and concentration. 

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So we are going to skull fuck Kansas and then need then to turn around an beat KSU next week

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Bijan says shut up moron

I’m glad he bailed us out. That’s what I’ve been wanting all season but we haven’t involved him enough

1 minute ago, Nivek said:

petro sucks so bad.  god....

He is studio Lowell Galindo.

Fox sports halftime loves the revilvary of the TCU Baylor vibe

Lulz

was worried about bijan landing on his neck on that TD for a second

3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Bijan just used his gigantic dick to pole vault himself over the entire line like a boss 

bahahahahaha

So what we thinking?? It’s 31-0 at Half

34-3 or 34-7?? 

There's a chance to go to the Big 12 Championship?

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yay up by 31 at the half... we're sure to win now!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Zeus said:

It was actually the right thing to do with a lead, don't leave as much time as you go for it on 4th down.

Then all the clock got wasted by Keric not getting lined up and that 1 yard out route...

But doesn't matter, Bijan made sure to leave a second.

Yeah, you should have taken a TO after the 1st down to get the right personnel on the field. Turns out it didn't hurt Texas.

Just now, chainsaw said:

There's a chance to go to the Big 12 Championship?

Yes, but first let's score a second half TD.

Bijan pretty good but my mustard still hasn’t shipped. 
 

1 minute ago, lockport said:

was worried about bijan landing on his neck on that TD for a second

he didn’t go full scorpion this time. 

2 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Fox sports halftime loves the revilvary of the TCU Baylor vibe

Lulz

Fuck Fox.

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Kansas needs to beat KSU and Texas needs to beat Baylor. Then TCU rematch in Dallas. 

Don't we also need OKState to lose to OU?

2 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

I’m glad he bailed us out. That’s what I’ve been wanting all season but we haven’t involved him enough

They can't run against a totally stacked box. Bijan has to juke 3 guys for 4 yards. No passing threat means we can't run.

5 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Where the fuck was this team last week?

Getting buttfucked by TCU's DL.

2 minutes ago, D3zii said:

So what we thinking?? It’s 31-0 at Half

34-3 or 34-7?? 

31 - 32 Kansas ?

See the source image

 

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2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Kansas needs to beat KSU and Texas needs to beat Baylor. Then TCU rematch in Dallas. 

Go Jayhawks and go us!

2 minutes ago, D3zii said:

So what we thinking?? It’s 31-0 at Half

34-3 or 34-7?? 

Should be 35-0. That holding call on Sanders was absolute bullshit 

1 minute ago, immamac said:
2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

So we are going to skull fuck Kansas and then need then to turn around an beat KSU next week

Kansas needs to beat KSU and Texas needs to beat Baylor. Then TCU rematch in Dallas.

 

On any given Saturday and all that, but I doubt Kansas takes down KSU and I'd flip a coin on Texas vs. Baylor.

2 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

There's a chance to go to the Big 12 Championship?

Kansas would have to beat them next week.  Not likely

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

Kansas needs to beat KSU and Texas needs to beat Baylor. Then TCU rematch in Dallas. 

OSU has to lose as well.

Worry not lads, according to the rocket surgeons at ESPN, we have a 99.6% chance of winning. For those of you not mathematically inclined, that means we’re almost probably going to claim the victory.

11 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

There's a chance to go to the Big 12 Championship?

Yes. KSU losing to KU, and Texas winning out.

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1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Should be 35-0. That holding call on Sanders was absolute bullshit 

Agre me but that illegal man downfield on them was bullshit. These refs are really bad, even by big12 standards. 

45 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Double coverage AND knocked off his route which the refs won't call 

We all knew after the departure announcement we weren't getting any calls on the way out. None of this should be a surprise.

5 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:
7 minutes ago, Pancho said:
 

Kyle needs to do one about Bijan having more TDs then aTM in the last 2 games or whateves

Aggy barely beat UMass today like the sleeping juggernauts that they are. Right, @bizzle

3 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Don't we also need OKState to lose to OU?

I don't think so. 

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

Kansas needs to beat KSU and Texas needs to beat Baylor. Then TCU rematch in Dallas. 

Okie St's gotta drop one, too.

Well at least this game shows that he has finally been forced to accept that we need to run outside occasionally because our interior run blocking is ass and Bijan can only do so much when they know that every running play is up the middle and Ewers isnt a threat to pass to punish them for stacking the LOS...

Loreal Sarkisian is undoubtedly in the locker room, dressing Steve in a clown costume and putting his balls in her purse. She’ll be headed home with his balls as soon as the team takes the field for the second half. This game is coming down to the last second. 

4 minutes ago, MH BEVO said:

Bijan pretty good but my mustard still hasn’t shipped. 
 

he didn’t go full scorpion this time. 

LOL.  I'm waiting on mustard as well.

8 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

172 yards for Bijan….in the 1st half!

How many 2nd half touches? 2 or 3?

1 minute ago, NoRagrets said:

Agre me but that illegal man downfield on them was bullshit. These refs are really bad, even by big12 standards. 

again... there was a massive obvious game impacting hold by the center on that same fucking play that literally allowed QB6 to get outside and throw that ball.

 

so while the illegal downfield call was iffy, that whole play was bullshit and needed a flag against Kansas.  we got the smaller one of the 2. 

2 minutes ago, NoRagrets said:

Agre me but that illegal man downfield on them was bullshit. These refs are really bad, even by big12 standards. 

True but the 9000holds haven't been called either. The only hold they called WASN'T a hold

6 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Don't we also need OKState to lose to OU?

Nah, if Texas, KSU, and OSU are all tied at 6-3, OSU would be eliminated 1st due to scoring differential. Then Texas would hold the HTH win over KSU.

1. Mini round robin. Each team would be 1-1

2. Records against the rest of the conference, all teams would be tied at 5-2.

3. Scoring differential between the 3 teams. KSU +41, Texas 0, OSU -41

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8 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

So we are going to skull fuck Kansas and then need then to turn around an beat KSU next week

Yep, and I actually think they can do it. KSU has a good defense, but their offense leaves a lot to be desired. 

It would be great to cost TCU a trip to CFP. Let's fucking go

8 minutes ago, lockport said:

was worried about bijan landing on his neck on that TD for a second

If he can't break his back being bent like a folding chair against tech his freshman year, then he can't be broken. He's made of adamantium

So what we thinking?? It’s 31-0 at Half
34-3 or 34-7?? 

31 first half points should be enough to seal the win.

31-30
6 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

There's a chance to go to the Big 12 Championship?

Do you really think chickenhawk is gonna run up in the little apple and beat EMAW?

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