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21 minutes ago, ousux said:

What a wonderful idea!

If you want to go full aggy

I was making a joke.  Halfway making fun of aggy and halfway making fun of our own “success.”

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5 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Better not let his blow out effect us against Baylor.  Baylor is very physical.

We're more physical when we let Bijan and his massive dick loose and not pussy out and throw 28 balls to Worthy 

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Imagine when you don’t throw the ball 40 times with less than 50% completion 

TIL Bijan is allowed to touch the ball more than 15 times.

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Not

one

fucking

holding

call 

tonight on ku


 

4 on texas

How many holding calls have been called on the offensive line playing Texas all year?  I am actually curious about that.

Just now, immamac said:

Imagine when you don’t throw the ball 40 times with less than 50% completion 

We kinda had to throw given that our median ypc felt like 1.5 for large parts of the game. We needed to keep them honest but couldn't take the top off of them and make the safeties stay back or make short range passes to put receivers in space that would allow them to house it if they beat their man due to safety cheating. whether it was Sark's play calls or Quinn Ewers not liking what he saw on potential short range passes, I can't say. There were chances to make those passes, whether they were intentionally viewed as later reads in his progression because of Sark or was just a misread by Ewers is something we just don't know.

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

We're more physical when we let Bijan and his massive dick loose and not pussy out and throw 28 balls to Worthy 

I wonder if the coaching staff finally had a "Mein Fuhrer....Worthy sucks" meeting with Sark.

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

So we're up 55-14 on the road against KU after scoring 3 points on offense against TCU. 

I hate this stupid fucking football program so much. 

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1 minute ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

How many holding calls have been called on the offensive line playing Texas all year?  I am actually curious about that.

There have been 0 accepted holding calls all season.

at least the refs called the fucking 12 men this time.

 

we subbed with 22 seconds left on the play clock and they held it until the 11 sec mark. 

Just now, chainsaw said:

I wonder if the coaching staff finally had a "Mein Fuhrer....Worthy sucks" meeting with Sark.

They'll never admit it to themselves because that would mean he's wrong, and we can't have that. 

DUDE..... you FUCKING LET THEM SNAP

 

how the fuck is that our fault

I like Campbell, dude is fully engaged in wrecking whoever gets in his way

1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

I thought Jayden Blue would be bigger 

That's what your wife said

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

at least the refs called the fucking 12 men this time.

 

we subbed with 22 seconds left on the play clock and they held it until the 11 sec mark. 

not so fast my friend

1 minute ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

We kinda had to throw given that our median ypc felt like 1.5 for large parts of the game. We needed to keep them honest but couldn't take the top off of them and make the safeties stay back or make short range passes to put receivers in space that would allow them to house it if they beat their man due to safety cheating. whether it was Sark's play calls or Quinn Ewers not liking what he saw on potential short range passes, I can't say. There were chances to make those passes, whether they were intentionally viewed as later reads in his progression because of Sark or was just a misread by Ewers is something we just don't know.

Stahp with this dumb shit. We didn’t try to run. Period. 17 rushing plays. That’s it. It wasn’t because we got shut down. We stopped trying midway through the first half.

interesting spot by the ref on the blue run

 

hes literally on a ku player, got the first. marked a yard short instead

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

I thought Jayden Blue would be bigger 

Nah, dude is speed all day.

10 minutes ago, immamac said:

11 for 108 and 2 TD off the bench. Fucking epic. 

2 TDs would have been epic

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The all  FR OL still looks huge vs Turtle Toms lines from the past. I get that Flood is a size queen, but FUCK that is serious beef

3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

I thought Jayden Blue would be bigger 

Jayden Dalton Blue

If Texas had a halfway serviceable QB this year we would be undefeated

Who tf is Bayouth?

Good to see Savion out there.  He looked injured in the 1st half.

Brooks is from Halletsville, yeah?

csb

Growing up in Seguin, our next door naeighbor, Mr. Woytek traveled to Halletsville to teach at the high school. Left on Sunday came back Friday.

I spent hours and hours riding my old broken wooden skateboard in the Woytek's driveway when I was in 6th grade.

Hook em, Mr. and Mrs. Woytek.

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Best throw a Texas QB has made in 6 weeks. 

Seriously. Criminal that Hudson didn’t see snaps against OSU or TCU.

Good game Horns…..great game Bijan….now, let’s finish off Baylor and we will be 8-4….then bowling.

30 minutes ago, C-Man said:


Sark furious up 41-7 in fourth quarter when he has to burn a TO on a sub deal but doesn’t say a word on the horrible holding call on Sanders when the game is still in doubt.

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He can't help it. He's a dumb jock.

19 minutes ago, ousux said:

Card fanboys get your lotion and tissues ready

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Maybe Sark needs to let them score!!! 

 

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Awesome to see Finkley in there. I didn't see Burke, but I'm sure he was in there, too. Great experience for them to build on, and next week let's fuck Baylor's face 

FUCK YOU SARK. ALL GAS NO BRAKS MY GALDAMNED ASS.  COULD HAVE  GOTTEN BJ 300+ YARDS AND ANOTHER TD.

But noooo let's start COASTING in the 3rd. No brakes my motherfucking ass. Should have score over 60.

Dickhead, you don't want to win games, or just win them big, you want to steal your opponents very soul so the next time you face them they are already mentally damaged.

You robbed BJ tonight you fucking coward.

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Great win on the road against a decent opponent. Ewers still sucks though.

Beat Baylor and hope for help.

7 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

If Texas had a halfway serviceable QB this year we would be undefeated

It's always something.

We outscored them in both halves.  Beat the fuck out of baylor. 

Did he just compare Bijan to fucking Samje Perine? What kind of motherfucking blasphemy is that? Perine isn't even in the same stratosphere as Bijan 

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Awesome to see Finkley in there. I didn't see Burke, but I'm sure he was in there, too. Great experience for them to build on, and next week let's fuck Baylor's face 

Finkley has been splitting reps with Sorrell for the last 5 or 6 games.

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