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Yeah, Bijan can have 250 today if Sark's ballbag doesn't raisin up.

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  • We hired him to fucking be the head football coach. I don’t give a fuck what he does as long as the team wins games. 

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Just now, Bullneck said:

Bijan just motors in for the TD.

I would love for us to have a game won by halftime.

Feels like our coach keeps thinking we have. 

Just now, Bullneck said:

Bijan just motors in for the TD.

I would love for us to have a game won by halftime.

Do you realize what you just posted?

Bijan all day long!!!

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Just now, Brothahorn said:

Nice. 

 

Keep pounding and scoring. Just in case we take the 2nd half off(again).

In case? 

Time to get Bijan back in the Doak Walker conversation

8 minutes ago, immamac said:

I think that was 8 runs in a row. I lost count because I was masterbating furiously to good football on TV for once. 

Well, did you cum?

Just now, MotownHorn said:

Call me crazy but maybe we should have run the ball more last week?

counterpoint....

 

running against 8 and 9 in the box is stoooopid....    but thats how sark rolls. 

Just now, CycleTex87 said:

I think I see an effective strategy emerging for Texas. 

It's almost as if it doesn't matter if the defense knows we want to run it because our running backs are the best players on the field.

We need to keep our foot on the gas for all four quarters....on both sides of the ball.

 

Kansas chick crushin on Bijan after his TD

Can't blame her

1 minute ago, millhouse said:

Lol this fucking team

I don't understand how we aren't 8-2. It boggles the fucking mind. 

1 minute ago, Ellellelle said:

We need about sixTEEN more of these to secure the win.

fify

1 minute ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Mistakes were made, learning may have happened.  

I'll wait until I see what happens after Kansas adjusts their defense.

as long as we are up 42-0 at half we can win 42-37

I want 28 before end of the quarter. Rip their heads off and shit down their throats. Crush their souls so badly that even our patented second half offensive funk can’t bring them back into this one.

Next drive will be 3 straight ewer throws. Sark can't help himself. He will need deep shots to happen..

2 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Nice. 

 

Keep pounding and scoring. Just in case we take the 2nd half off(again).

We only need to be up by 28 points I feel like? Maybe?

3 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

This thread is dead like two 6-4 teams are playing. 

it's dead like everyone expects to run out 35-0 and lose 41-38

Just now, ztejas said:

I don't understand how we aren't 8-2. It boggles the fucking mind. 

Sark needs to burn that suit.

Just scanning channels during a commercial (because, you know, I'm a dude), and the 2:30 lineup of games is a bunch of meh outside of these two powerhouses on the plains.

Sark’s done less with more because his genius play calling.

2 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Fuck Kansas

Sodbusters!  I hate their guts. 
 

And their livers. 

They’re going to start loading the box like TCU did at some point. Then we can see if Sark learned something. 

If Sark stays true to who he is, Bijan probably gets less than 10 touches and Ewers throws 10 bombs in the second half.

Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

it's dead like everyone expects to run out 35-0 and lose 41-38

I think there were a lot of people hoping TCU would lose today cuz that might mean having a coach worth a shit would make us 10-0.

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