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1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

Fuckin' Indy lost that game when they didn't get a TD on the 1st and goal from the 5.

The real turn for me was when it was 13-3 and Indy just stopped Philly on 4th and 10. They got the ball at their own 43. Could have put a dagger in Philly. Yet they got no points at all. I think they actually turned it over and Philly went down and scored to make it 16-10. You just knew Matt Ryan's dorky ass wasn't doing shit the rest of the game. I have no idea how he still has  a job.

Who is the idiot booth guy that keeps saying like, like, like, like, like, like. What a dumb fuck. Sounds similar to a teenage girl.

Jesus tittyfucking Christ, somebody strap Parson's ass to the bench already.

And this is the difference in Dak vs Rush. 0% chance to win a game like this with Rush. Every game was hold on for dear life the whole 60min. Offense was seriously constrained with him. 
And what the hell got into Maher this year? Dude is money from all distances. 

He was great for NOLA last year. Dude is nails.
37 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

 

Sounds better than that Lutefisk shit.  

The real turn for me was when it was 13-3 and Indy just stopped Philly on 4th and 10. They got the ball at their own 43. Could have put a dagger in Philly. Yet they got no points at all. I think they actually turned it over and Philly went down and scored to make it 16-10. You just knew Matt Ryan's dorky ass wasn't doing shit the rest of the game. I have no idea how he still has  a job.

I feel like even one play action on any of the dozen of ± 2 yard dives on first down in the second half could’ve made a difference.
4 minutes ago, Enemy07 said:

Who is the idiot booth guy that keeps saying like, like, like, like, like, like. What a dumb fuck. Sounds similar to a teenage girl.

Your dad

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Davis has juice.  Zeke's been a good soldier but we should move on with Pollard and Davis next year and draft a guy on the 3rd day.

8 minutes ago, Enemy07 said:

Who is the idiot booth guy that keeps saying like, like, like, like, like, like. What a dumb fuck. Sounds similar to a teenage girl.

I sound off on any Romo game but this is him. A teenage girl exactly describes him. No idea how people think he's the best. Dude is annoying as fuck. He tries to make the game too much about him. I know Aikman and Herbie get a lot of hate but they are light years more tolerable than Romo. His high pitched voice and him shrieking is the worst. I put him at the bottom of commentators. 

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Sam Williams has a chance to be a monster himself next year...... like in taking over for DLaw.

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

I sound off on any Romo game but this is him. A teenage girl exactly describes him. No idea how people think he's the best. Dude is annoying as fuck. He tries to make the game too much about him. I know Aikman and Herbie get a lot of hate but they are light years more tolerable than Romo. His high pitched voice and him shrieking is the worst. I put him at the bottom of commentators. 

I'd rather listen to these two than Aikman and Buck any day. I love Troy but he sounds like a automated recording, monotone and boring. People that hate on Romo commentating are people that hated him as a player

5 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Davis has juice.  Zeke's been a good soldier but we should move on with Pollard and Davis next year and draft a guy on the 3rd day.

Zeke's pass blocking and ability to get a tough 1-2 yards is elite. Pollard's is meh at pass blocking and short yardage and Davis has never done it. When the playoffs come around, this is the kindof shit that matters. 

1 minute ago, Cornpop said:

I'd rather listen to these two than Aikman and Buck any day. I love Troy but he sounds like a automated recording, monotone and boring. People that hate on Romo commentating are people that hated him as a player

I like Romo, he's not 20 years removed from taking a snap and he has great insights.

40-3 hell fucking yeah! That is a fucking beat down!

2 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Zeke's pass blocking and ability to get a tough 1-2 yards is elite. Pollard's is meh at pass blocking and short yardage and Davis has never done it. When the playoffs come around, this is the kindof shit that matters. 

Yep and the perfect example in this game. Pollard got stuffed twice so Zeke said "hold my beer" and punched it in

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10 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Zeke's pass blocking and ability to get a tough 1-2 yards is elite. Pollard's is meh at pass blocking and short yardage and Davis has never done it. When the playoffs come around, this is the kindof shit that matters. 

It does, but can't keep him at his price.  Just can't.  If they're that worried, then you sign a cheap, vet FA who is a 3rd down specialist.

5 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

It does, but can't keep him at his price.  Just can't.  If they're that worried, then you sign a cheap, vet FA who is a 3rd down specialist.

I posted about it earlier, but yea nobody is going to pay Zeke more than the 1-2 mil range, maybe 3 with incentives. He has the most value to the cowboys, by far. So an extension rather than post June cut makes a lot of sense and saves the 5 mil dead cap money. 

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6 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

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We have to win on T-Day to get the honor of paying that douchebag

Yep and the perfect example in this game. Pollard got stuffed twice so Zeke said "hold my beer" and punched it in

They put a fullback in for Zeke. Not for Pollard on those plays prior. I think using zeke as a fullback with Pollard at TB makes sense.
2 hours ago, Quagmire said:

So Jerry will probably let pollard leave after this year

That old prick needs to die already 

All I can say is, this was a thoroughly enjoyable weekend of absolutely dominant kick-ass football.   Amen.

I am just here to remind everyone what an absolute fraud Kirk Cousins is.

That bitch was fucking scared after Micah's second sack.

I am just here to remind everyone what an absolute fraud Kirk Cousins is.
That bitch was fucking scared after Micah's second sack.

Who’s bette though? Kirk or Dak? I mean they’re basically the same right?
3 minutes ago, Drew said:


Who’s bette though? Kirk or Dak? I mean they’re basically the same right?

For all of his faults, Dak does not act like he won the Super Bowl after every regular season win.

Kirk does, because he knows he's fraudulent as fuck.

Holy shit lol an absolute ass whooping

Pulled up the highlights and was pleasantly surprised.

 

How bout dem cowboys?

That old prick needs to die already 
People underestimate how bad his hillbilly son is. Way worse
2 hours ago, Cornpop said:

40-3 hell fucking yeah! That is a fucking beat down!

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3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I sound off on any Romo game but this is him. A teenage girl exactly describes him. No idea how people think he's the best. Dude is annoying as fuck. He tries to make the game too much about him. I know Aikman and Herbie get a lot of hate but they are light years more tolerable than Romo. His high pitched voice and him shrieking is the worst. I put him at the bottom of commentators. 

He’s insufferable. I have friends with younger kids that play against his all the time, and you’d be amazed at shit he does. Like marching out to the middle of the field with a filmed 7on7 play, showing the ref he made the wrong call. And when he wasn’t doing that, he has a 9-iron in his hand the entire time. Working on his swing during downtime. He is a total douche and anyone that likes the guy doesn’t know about him, or have ears during broadcasts. 

3 hours ago, Cornpop said:

I'd rather listen to these two than Aikman and Buck any day. I love Troy but he sounds like an automated recording, monotone and boring. People that hate on Romo commentating are people that hated him as a player

Liked him as a player. He’s terrible. 

3 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

Frank Clarke was a receiver, Mike Clark the kicker.

 

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We beat the 8-1 Vikings by 37 and y'all are bitching about announcers.

It's ok to be happy for a few hours for once in your miserable lives.

54 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
2 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:
That old prick needs to die already 

People underestimate how bad his hillbilly son is. Way worse

Maybe I’m deluding myself but I always thought he’d hire a real GM

7 minutes ago, Porterhouse said:

He’s insufferable. I have friends with younger kids that play against his all the time, and you’d be amazed at shit he does. Like marching out to the middle of the field with a filmed 7on7 play, showing the ref he made the wrong call. And when he wasn’t doing that, he has a 9-iron in his hand the entire time. Working on his swing during downtime. He is a total douche and anyone that likes the guy doesn’t know about him, or have ears during broadcasts. 

You’re such a good judge of character I’m going to just assume Tony’s a prick.  Maybe we could put him in a foursome with you and two people you voted for and have a poll as to who the biggest cunt in the group is.

1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

You’re such a good judge of character I’m going to just assume Tony’s a prick.  Maybe we could put him in a foursome with you and two people you voted for and have a poll as to who the biggest cunt in the group is.

Lol. I’m just the messenger here pal. I’ve heard multiple accounts of youth sports antics of his. It’s not like I’m the only one in Dallas who thinks this shit up. It’s pretty common knowledge. 

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