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  • Stepmother is visiting from Wiltshire UK. She normally wouldn’t give two shits about Wales but since they’re playing USA she’s all “one grand island”. Anyhow, can’t express how awesomely that goal shu

  • ATexanAbroad
    ATexanAbroad

    USMNT sucks? It always did.gif Being a first gen american has its perks. I can cheer for a real team.

  • Harrison Stafford
    Harrison Stafford

    As a seventh generation American whose ancestors came from Wales, you can fuck right off.

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we are just about done. after friday it'll be england on 6, wales on 4, usa on 1. at that point even a draw for wales ends our run. fucking terrible.

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

 

 

 

 

Maybe don’t tackle their best player in the box in the 80th minute 

my quote about the shithousery payback wasn't related to the idiotic penalty.  it was about all the "injuries" wales guys started getting in extra time.

Just now, Juicy said:

he just saved the game 

Anyone could and would have fouled Bale there. 

 

And yeah, where is Reyna?

Just now, shadow_operative said:

we are just about done. after friday it'll be england on 6, wales on 4, usa on 1. at that point even a draw for wales ends our run. fucking terrible.

We really need to tie England tbh. 

Bout what I expected. If they dont beat England then the odds are long to advance correct?

1 minute ago, shadow_operative said:

we are just about done. after friday it'll be england on 6, wales on 4, usa on 1. at that point even a draw for wales ends our run. fucking terrible.

Im also not convinced that this shitty Wales team is gonna be able to get it done against Iran. I could see Iran parking the bus and trying for a 0-0 tie and then a win against the USA. 

7 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

South Africa, Russia, and Qatar are literally all joke hosts. We have had one normal host since 2006 Germany and that was 2014 Brazil.

South Africa has the infrastructure of a poor 1st World country and was a capable host. I really wanted to go to that World Cup and regret not doing so.

USA Coach pleased.  Fuck that. Fire him.

3 minutes ago, ATexanAbroad said:

USMNT sucks? It always did.gif

Being a first gen american has its perks. I can cheer for a real team.

Who is that real team? 

1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

young team.... more experience needed obviously

Young team with an atrocious back 4 outside of our starting FBs. 

Just now, hookemATL said:

Bout what I expected. If they dont beat England then the odds are long to advance correct?

We dont have to win at all. But our chances would be amazing with a win vs England (near guarantee). A tie and we are in excellent position.  

3 minutes ago, ATexanAbroad said:

USMNT sucks? It always did.gif

Being a first gen american has its perks. I can cheer for a real team.

I'd kick you in the balls if you had any.

2 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

we are just about done. after friday it'll be england on 6, wales on 4, usa on 1. at that point even a draw for wales ends our run. fucking terrible.

yep and england will be through so they will be resting. Really need to play england close on friday to have a shot. And root like hell for Iran. 

1 minute ago, shadow_operative said:

we are just about done. after friday it'll be england on 6, wales on 4, usa on 1. at that point even a draw for wales ends our run. fucking terrible.

Even a draw against England huh?

I mean you're probably right because England won't have anything to play for but still

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3 minutes ago, Juicy said:

100% doesn't change the fact that these Refs clearly did not want USA to win this game. 

True. But we can’t help them playing a shit strategy. 

1 minute ago, Covri said:

Who is that real team? 

Qatar, duh....

1 minute ago, hookemATL said:

Bout what I expected. If they dont beat England then the odds are long to advance correct?

No, a draw and a win should do it.

Wow. What a shit show of a second half. Referee was a joke but no excuse for that draw.

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6 minutes ago, ATexanAbroad said:

USMNT sucks? It always did.gif

Being a first gen american has its perks. I can cheer for a real team.

Shit take right here. Go back to Russia. 

2 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

True. But we can’t help them playing a shit strategy. 

Yeah I mean that was some true puckering there, just completely fell apart. 

 

I wish we hadn't completely ignored Weah on the right basically the whole 2nd half. It felt like every time we had a decent break, he had tons of space there and never saw the ball. Also shocked that Reyna didn't come in at the same time as Aaronson.

2nd half was shit, ref was shit but no reason for that shitty of a second half. God damnit this team. Beat Iran, and hope England beats the shit out Wales and we should be alright

 

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Just now, Zepol87 said:

2nd half was shit, ref was shit but no reason for that shitty of a second half. God damnit this team. Beat Iran, and hope England beats the shit out Wales and we should be alright

 

This is my problem with Gregg, we’re hoping in things now. Garbage. This game was winnable and he let it slip through our fingers. 

Yea it sucks and definitely not what should have fucking happened

 

I mean, it’s not inconceivable that we draw England or that Iran loses to these clowns. There’s a pretty decent chance that it’s England 6,  Wales 2, US and Iran 1 with us just needing to beat Iran to advance. 
Pretty shitty 2nd half and even though we were better in the 1st we weren’t near dangerous enough. 
Also, Holy Shit the set pieces were ass. My goodness. US used to eat there wth happened?  

We weren’t afraid of the red coats 250 years ago…why’s everybody afraid of them now? Fuck em

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Holy shit Acosta. You fucking suck. 

 

8 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Acosta is so bad


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6 minutes ago, Juicy said:

he just saved the game 

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6 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Smart foul

That foul earned Kellyn his seat in the plane. 

As soon as Kellyn walks on the field, he should take every set piece.

 

So glad that Jordan Morris came on in the 87th minute (?) rather than Gio Reyna as soon as aBale knocked in the PK.

Berhalter is such a douche.

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

Also, Holy Shit the set pieces were ass. My goodness. US used to eat there wth happened?

I have no idea why Pulisic takes every set piece. 

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Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

I mean, it’s not inconceivable that we draw England or that Iran loses to these clowns. There’s a pretty decent chance that it’s England 6,  Wales 2, US and Iran 1 with us just needing to beat Iran to advance. 
Pretty shitty 2nd half and even though we were better in the 1st we weren’t near dangerous enough. 
Also, Holy Shit the set pieces were ass. My goodness. US used to eat there wth happened?  

If those results happen going into the 3rd match it’s:

england 4

wales 4

USA 2

iran 0

 

win and we should be thru. 

We had no offensive game plan when we turned them over. 4 on 4 breaks and we were completely static. No strategy, no understanding between players on where/when to run and when to pass. 

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

We weren’t afraid of the red coats 250 years ago…why’s everybody afraid of them now? Fuck em

Last I checked, Harry Kane wasn’t around 250 years ago

FYI if wales was a state it’d be beneath Utah and ahead of Iowa as the 31st most populated state.

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I'm still baffled by Walker Zimmerman taking an unnecessary foul on Gareth Bale in the box. 

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2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

We had no offensive game plan when we turned them over. 4 on 4 breaks and we were completely static. No strategy, no understanding between players on where/when to run and when to pass. 

It’s almost like any game Gergg wasted all his games to get players to gel on players that didn’t even make the team. 

3 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

If those results happen going into the 3rd match it’s:

england 4

wales 4

USA 2

iran 0

 

win and we should be thru. 

No I posted that shitty. I don’t think we are drawing England but I could see wales and Iran tying as very plausible. 

8 minutes ago, goatsaag said:

I wish we hadn't completely ignored Weah on the right basically the whole 2nd half. It felt like every time we had a decent break, he had tons of space there and never saw the ball. Also shocked that Reyna didn't come in at the same time as Aaronson.

Well had to save a spot for Jordan Mor...bahahahaha sorry I couldn't make that post with a straight face.

Just now, UDontKnow said:

I'm still baffled by Walker Zimmerman taking an unnecessary foul on Gareth Bale in the box. 

I'm not baffled at all that we did that. 

And he was playing a good game up until that point. 

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I have no idea why Pulisic takes every set piece. 

it's like when LeBron would take technical FTs for Cleveland and Miami. 

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