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Well wife is down with ankle surgery so we’re staying home and just us. Haven’t figured out what I’m doing. Might grill steaks. Might make spaghetti or tacos. Maybe a meat loaf.

 

Anyway list the spread from your family get together meal. It’s always interesting what different families eat.

Thanksgiving Day, the Parade starts with breakfast tacos, donuts, and mimosas, bloody marys, and eggnog.

Dinner will just be Harvey and I.  We are doing ham, dressing, sweet potatoes, green beans, cranberry sauce, and rolls.  

Then Friday night, I’m trying a new roast chicken recipe with grapes and figs with a healthy carrot recipe.

At some point, I might do a ginger cake.
 

 

Bloody Mary’s to start. Some cheese and crackers while prepping the meal.

Turkey, stuffing (my mom’s from the Midwest), cranberries, Boursin mashed potatoes, roasted brussel sprouts with balsamic and bacon, roasted root salad, rolls. Serving with a nice Oregon Pinot. Assortment of pies – pumpkin, cherry, apple – for dessert.

While cleaning up, I’ll make a stock with the turkey carcass for turkey gumbo tomorrow.

I hope everyone has a happy Thanksgiving, no matter where you are and who you’re with.

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I’m in Kazakhstan for work and this about sums it up. 

16 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Booze

 

I’m in Kazakhstan for work and this about sums it up. 
 

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44 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Bloody Mary’s to start. Some cheese and crackers while prepping the meal.

Turkey, stuffing (my mom’s from the Midwest), cranberries, Boursin mashed potatoes, roasted brussel sprouts with balsamic and bacon, roasted root salad, rolls. Serving with a nice Oregon Pinot. Assortment of pies – pumpkin, cherry, apple – for dessert.

While cleaning up, I’ll make a stock with the turkey carcass for turkey gumbo tomorrow.

I hope everyone has a happy Thanksgiving, no matter where you are and who you’re with.

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Breakfast: Coffee, eggs over easy, bacon, pumpkin pancakes with maple syrup

Booze: St. Bernardus Christmas Ale, Miller Lite tall boys, Prisoner red wine, Woodford brown water

Meal: Greenberg smoked turkey, stuffing, mashed taters, brown gravy, green beans

Dessert: Pecan, Pumpkin and Apple pie

Smoked turkey and coffee braised ham. 

Pecan and sausage cornbread dressing. 

Sweet potatoes with pecan crunch and scalloped potatoes. 

Cream peas, roasted carrots, skillet fried corn, creamed cauliflower casserole. 

Portuguese rolls with butter and honey. 

Bourbon pecan pie. 

54 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Here’s what I made 

 

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Slice it, you cretin!  That's what the guide lines are for!

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Slice it, you cretin!  That's what the guide lines are for!

I’m not an amateur. I sliced it with the lid.
1 hour ago, QuesoEspecial said:

Greenberg smoked turkey

I've been trying to think of the name of those the past week. Good stuff. 

Although I don't understand people that eat breakfast on Thanksgiving. 

Bloody Mary and Ranch Waters to pregame along with shrimp cocktail and crudités and hummus.

Smoked turkey, cucumber and tomato salad with shallot and white balsamic, mashed potatoes, tamale cornbread dressing, green beans with mushrooms and pancetta, cranberry sauce from a can, apple pie a la mode.

Washed down with wine and booze.

Happy thanksgiving, ya degenerates!

1 hour ago, Buzzrock said:

Here’s what I made 

 

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Queef! 

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Stuffing? Are you actually stuffing a bird? Where are you from? Up north? Dressing is what’s made in these parts.

Also, stuffing is well know as a ptomaine breeding paradise.

Crudites and crackers and cheese and shrimp cocktail while pregaming. 

NY strip roast reverse seared for the main (and a Cornish game green for the heathen that doesn't eat red meat) .  Au poirve for the roast 

Crispy Brussels with an orange honey vinegar glaze. Creamed corn with jalapeño. Cauliflower puree. Roasted glazed whole carrots. 

Daughter is making my bread pudding for desert.  She's nervous but I'm excited to see how it comes out. 

Happy Thanksgiving,  fuckers! 

Turkey, turkey gravy, cream cheese mashed potatoes, roasted Brussels with balsamic and bacon, spring rolls, pumpkin pie, and pumpkin cheesecake 

And I’m spent 

1 hour ago, Texzilla58 said:

Stuffing? Are you actually stuffing a bird? Where are you from? Up north? Dressing is what’s made in these parts.

Also, stuffing is well know as a ptomaine breeding paradise.

Pfft, don't be a pussy.  Wife has been doing the stuffing in bird 30+ years without issues.  Have your husband buy you some pepto next time.  

Simple this year:

Smoked turkey (caveat- may be DAF)

Steamed green beans

Mashed taters

salad

Chocolate pie

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28Iber, plenty of leftovers for TV dinners to have throughout the year. 

3 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Stuffing? Are you actually stuffing a bird? Where are you from? Up north? Dressing is what’s made in these parts.

Also, stuffing is well know as a ptomaine breeding paradise.

Shart thread needs content too. 

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Bought to start getting into the pie at halftime. 
 

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12 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Thanksgiving Day, the Parade starts with breakfast tacos, donuts, and mimosas, bloody marys, and eggnog.

Dinner will just be Harvey and I.  We are doing ham, dressing, sweet potatoes, green beans, cranberry sauce, and rolls.  

Then Friday night, I’m trying a new roast chicken recipe with grapes and figs with a healthy carrot recipe.

At some point, I might do a ginger cake.
 

 

Ham with dressing and cranberry sauce. That is, uh, peculiar. 

Bacon wrapped turkey

Mashed potatoes made from scratch 

Roasted corn 

Green bean casserole 

Luby's mac and cheese 

Luby's stuffing 

Cranberry sauce 

Pumpkin pie 

 

Not my best pumpkin pie, but it my first of the season. 

We usually serve a turkey on Thanksgiving, prime rib roast on Christmas, and ham on Easter. 

Crudites and crackers and cheese and shrimp cocktail while pregaming. 
NY strip roast reverse seared for the main (and a Cornish game green for the heathen that doesn't eat red meat) .  Au poirve for the roast 
Crispy Brussels with an orange honey vinegar glaze. Creamed corn with jalapeño. Cauliflower puree. Roasted glazed whole carrots. 
Daughter is making my bread pudding for desert.  She's nervous but I'm excited to see how it comes out. 
Happy Thanksgiving,  fuckers! 

That sounds super badass. Kudos.

Shits starting to get weird. Blood sugar coma, bourbon in hand, cowboys kicking the shit of the giants on tv, wife and her sisters singing killing me softly on karaoke machine. 

No full spread but the recipe for Perini Ranch Green Chili Hominy kicked serious ass.  New item on the rotation.

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2 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Bought to start getting into the pie at halftime. 
 

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Pies look outstanding, how’d you get the pecan pie filling to set?  Jr tried today but said it was too runny, wife had same issues years ago when she tried making one. 

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Pfft, don't be a pussy.  Wife has been doing the stuffing in bird 30+ years without issues.  Have your husband buy you some pepto next time.  

Been married 40 years and we never cooked a turkey. Too many family celebrations centered with a fry tough bird. But we make dressing regardless of what we eat. My grandmother made oyster dressing with canned bivalves. Like a little ball of snot every other bite.
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No full spread but the recipe for Perini Ranch Green Chili Hominy kicked serious ass.  New item on the rotation.
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Uhh you got that recipe? I love that place.
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Bought to start getting into the pie at halftime. 
 
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Nice assortment of pies. I usually do a Cherry pie with a crumble topping, a coconut cream for the bride, a Texas sheet cake with extry vanilla and cinnamon and a touch of cayenne in the frosting, and a pecan pie. I’m thinking of doing a pecan pie cheesecake and some apple blondies. My wife makes these sopapilla cupcakes that will knock your dick in the dirt.

I made some hot sausage balls with cream cheese, jalapeños, green onions, and some extra super sharp cheddar.
45 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Deer camp Thanksgiving 

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That's the fanciest deer camp I've ever seen. 

Just now, royiv said:

That's the fanciest deer camp I've ever seen. 

We don’t clown around. 

39 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Pies look outstanding, how’d you get the pecan pie filling to set?  Jr tried today but said it was too runny, wife had same issues years ago when she tried making one. 

wife tells me to start at higher temp and step it down during the cook, testing with knive in middle, but I think that baking is generally witchcraft. 

guys, guys...ngl...i killed it 😊

my first time hosting Thanksgiving. pumpkin cake is outstanding.

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33 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:


Uhh you got that recipe? I love that place.

Here ya go:

So easy and so good.  Hominy is a misunderstood side dish. 

3 minutes ago, deadshank said:

We don’t clown around. 

Once you have proper plates, silverware and a fridge manufactured in the last 30 years, you may have lost the right to call it a deer camp. You might have crossed the line to a ranch house.

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