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Oh, I think we all get it.  It's supposed to be a think piece, but all I can think of is that Seinfeld New Yorker cartoon.  

"The Elephant says my wife is a slut." 

The weird tit sketch was completely superfluous and only making it more scary.  Fuck Jones.

I will allow the tits and the arms are perfect.

 

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the penguin canceled the asshole who doesn't actually understand what free speech/not being canceled by other citizens.

Reminds me of some advice my late father decades ago.  Whenever someone tells you, "I'm just a straight shooter who tells like it is.  If people don't like it, that's on them." (Or some variation of that old adage).  Get away from that person.  People who have something actually interesting or informative to tell you never preface it with dumb shit like "I call it like I see it."  William F. Buckley, Johnny Carson, or Carol Burnett.  These people don't have to tell you they're no-nonsense talkers because they let their stories and intellect speak for itself. If I had a dollar for every MAGA acolyte that's come out of the closet and declared to me that they and Trump have "straight shooters" in common, I'd have enough to build that library.  /csb 

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