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On 10/10/2019 at 7:37 PM, EMAWesome said:

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Trump could literally shit on the Constitution and you would continue to suck his tiny orange mushroom dick....fucking pathetic

You mean the Constitution that says the House of Representatives has to first vote on whether or not to hold impeachment hearings before they can have impeachment hearings?  That Constitution?  The same Constitution that says the accused has the right to face his accuser while Democrats in Congress insist on having the whistle blower testify in anonymity.  That Constitution?  The Constitution that put in place the Electoral Congress system that every Democrat wants abolished every year they lose an election?  That Constitution? The Constitution that every fucking Democrat with a chance to win the nomination in 2020 has claimed they will try to violate in one way or another if they win? (Except O'Rourke who has basically stated he plans to violate the Constitution in every way if he wins, oh wait I said Democrats that have a chance to win the nomination scratch that then. ) Since when do any of you fucks actually give a rat's ass about the Constitution.  All you care about is getting your way whether anyone else wants it or not. 

Fuck off dipshit. You don't care about the Constitution.

3 hours ago, EMAWesome said:

You mean the Constitution that says the House of Representatives has to first vote on whether or not to hold impeachment hearings before they can have impeachment hearings?  That Constitution?  The same Constitution that says the accused has the right to face his accuser while Democrats in Congress insist on having the whistle blower testify in anonymity.  That Constitution?  The Constitution that put in place the Electoral Congress system that every Democrat wants abolished every year they lose an election?  That Constitution? The Constitution that every fucking Democrat with a chance to win the nomination in 2020 has claimed they will try to violate in one way or another if they win? (Except O'Rourke who has basically stated he plans to violate the Constitution in every way if he wins, oh wait I said Democrats that have a chance to win the nomination scratch that then. ) Since when do any of you fucks actually give a rat's ass about the Constitution.  All you care about is getting your way whether anyone else wants it or not. 

Did you get a degree from the University of Texas? Or any other institution of higher education? The Constitution says no such thing about the House having to vote prior to exploring and investigating articles. As far as the second point, you are confusing the role of the House and the Senate. Once the House has investigated, and voted, if the House has a majority for drawing up articles of impeachment, then they appoint prosecutors and the whole thing proceeds too the Senate wherein, yes, it does resemble they type of trial to which you refer with cross examination, etc.

Politics is a giant dog and pony show, but with your disingenuous arguments, you tell me one thing: you don't know jack sh*t about either dogs or ponies but you do know a lot about trolling.

I give up on the editing feature, it keeps messing up when I hit save- so "the whole thing proceeds too the Senate" yes, that should be a 'to.'

You mean the Constitution that says the House of Representatives has to first vote on whether or not to hold impeachment hearings before they can have impeachment hearings?  That Constitution?  The same Constitution that says the accused has the right to face his accuser while Democrats in Congress insist on having the whistle blower testify in anonymity.  That Constitution?  The Constitution that put in place the Electoral Congress system that every Democrat wants abolished every year they lose an election?  That Constitution? The Constitution that every fucking Democrat with a chance to win the nomination in 2020 has claimed they will try to violate in one way or another if they win? (Except O'Rourke who has basically stated he plans to violate the Constitution in every way if he wins, oh wait I said Democrats that have a chance to win the nomination scratch that then. ) Since when do any of you fucks actually give a rat's ass about the Constitution.  All you care about is getting your way whether anyone else wants it or not. 
This is probably a good spot for you to hang out, as you're a political joke. Your Constitution rant is so far off base it's funny. Good job, good effort.
11 hours ago, Mapache said:

Trump could literally shit on the Constitution and you would continue to suck his tiny orange mushroom dick....fucking pathetic

He was just doing performance art....

free speech / his 1st amendment right ...

It was joke....

I mean how good can it be? It’s been amended how many times again?....

Democrats would have pissed and shit on it. We’re lucky to have trump only shit on it....

 

 

You mean the Constitution that says the House of Representatives has to first vote on whether or not to hold impeachment hearings before they can have impeachment hearings?  That Constitution?  The same Constitution that says the accused has the right to face his accuser while Democrats in Congress insist on having the whistle blower testify in anonymity.  That Constitution?  The Constitution that put in place the Electoral Congress system that every Democrat wants abolished every year they lose an election?  That Constitution?

This....is magnificent. They layers. The outright falsehoods....the ignorance....the failure to actually cite any authority...the failure to know the statements of his own Orange god and his GOP brethren on the exact same subjects. It’s sublime. It’s art. It’s a monument of Trumpkin idiocy, and it belongs in the Smithsonian.
On 10/13/2019 at 10:41 AM, Brisketexan said:


This....is magnificent. They layers. The outright falsehoods....the ignorance....the failure to actually cite any authority...the failure to know the statements of his own Orange god and his GOP brethren on the exact same subjects. It’s sublime. It’s art. It’s a monument of Trumpkin idiocy, and it belongs in the Smithsonian.

 

Man, that's gotta burn.

On 10/13/2019 at 3:59 AM, EMAWesome said:

You mean the Constitution that says the House of Representatives has to first vote on whether or not to hold impeachment hearings before they can have impeachment hearings?  That Constitution?  The same Constitution that says the accused has the right to face his accuser while Democrats in Congress insist on having the whistle blower testify in anonymity.  That Constitution?  The Constitution that put in place the Electoral Congress system that every Democrat wants abolished every year they lose an election?  That Constitution? The Constitution that every fucking Democrat with a chance to win the nomination in 2020 has claimed they will try to violate in one way or another if they win? (Except O'Rourke who has basically stated he plans to violate the Constitution in every way if he wins, oh wait I said Democrats that have a chance to win the nomination scratch that then. ) Since when do any of you fucks actually give a rat's ass about the Constitution.  All you care about is getting your way whether anyone else wants it or not. 

Jesus, you're one dumb motherfucker.

Start with impeachment =/= a criminal trial, therefore not falling under 6A.

Just fuck off already.

On 10/13/2019 at 1:59 AM, EMAWesome said:

You mean the Constitution that says the House of Representatives has to first vote on whether or not to hold impeachment hearings before they can have impeachment hearings?  That Constitution?  The same Constitution that says the accused has the right to face his accuser while Democrats in Congress insist on having the whistle blower testify in anonymity.  That Constitution?  The Constitution that put in place the Electoral Congress system that every Democrat wants abolished every year they lose an election?  That Constitution? The Constitution that every fucking Democrat with a chance to win the nomination in 2020 has claimed they will try to violate in one way or another if they win? (Except O'Rourke who has basically stated he plans to violate the Constitution in every way if he wins, oh wait I said Democrats that have a chance to win the nomination scratch that then. ) Since when do any of you fucks actually give a rat's ass about the Constitution.  All you care about is getting your way whether anyone else wants it or not. 

Hey coward, care to retort to the numerous posters who have shown you have no idea what you're talking about?  Nope?

I anxiously await your next post of legal analysis that was copied and pasted from the comment section of Brietbart?

Coward.

Couldn’t find a specific thread to put this, but since it deals with comedy I thought I’d put it here. Good essay by Kat Timpf. Smart and fine af. It is fascinating that Chappelle special gets 35% positive reviews from critics, but 99% positive from the actual audience.  
 

 

Agreed that the critic score being so low is embarrassing because his punchlines weren’t with the times.  Did you laugh? Yes?  He did his job.  
 

Otherwise, it is a fine anti PC police article I’ve read 100 times.  

5 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

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That is apparently totally racist.

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I'd be willing to bet dollars to donuts that stupid fat piece of shit doesn't even know how to play checkers. 

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2 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

little help...

What do you need help with?

6 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

What do you need help with?

the joke

people shove the epstein didn't kill himself into various things as a meme.  it is a little surprise ending.  unlike his ending, which wasn't a surprise, because epstein didn't kill himself.

On 10/25/2019 at 2:26 PM, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

people shove the epstein didn't kill himself into various things as a meme.  it is a little surprise ending.  unlike his ending, which wasn't a surprise, because epstein didn't kill himself.

I'm gonna need to see a note signed by Epsteins mother to believe he didn't kill himself.

On 10/27/2019 at 7:51 AM, Onboard 2.0 said:

I'm gonna need to see a note signed by Epsteins mother to believe he didn't kill himself.

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