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2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

They’re all to blame FML

make you feel better? 

Jones did his job. If you’re going to bitch incessantly, at least have a clue what you’re talking about. 

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11 is always in the wrong spot on downfield plays

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

this team acts like they have never seen a crossing play. 

they've never seen one they could defend.

Jesus, announcers just outed Aranda for being a dickbag.  “Loves Dave Mathews Band”. Yikes

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

This is some really bad pass defense. Making another pedestrian QB look like Tom Brady. 

We suck at zone coverage, but Tom Brady is an apt analogy because every QB we play also gets to stand like a statue in the pocket without any stress to wait for his guys to get open.

Texas is going to lose this game by 14+ unless - and there's a non-zero chance because they are, in fact, that good - Bijan and Rojo just go full hero ball.

11 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Alright fuckers let’s get ready to bitch about Sarks shitty clock management right before he scores to end the half.

Let's hope Ewers doesn't throw an int on our 25 yard line.

Im still down for Sark getting fired at halftime.

yea thats exactly what i expected

 

1 minute ago, Redneck Mutha said:

the good news is, the defense will be well rested in the 2nd half.

Oops

And we'll make crazy awesome adjustments too!

Throw the fucking ball away dude

Why did Ewers just rake a sack? He’s such shit 

THROW THE FUCKING BALL

 

holy shit man.   you could throw it away easily.

 

 

 

also, facemask on quinn.... uncalled

Just now, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

^^

I know you have nothing to say, no need to keep trying.

Self flushed there but who can blame him after that half?

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Run

shorter

quicker

routes

Latina says, "What the fuck!?"

(Anybody DVR that?)

1 minute ago, CurlyDumps said:

When was the last time an opponent Oline just didn’t block someone? Why the fuck are we the only team in this conference that has such fucking massive O line busts?

we don't really stunt much.

WTF Eweres? Throw it away dumbass!

Damn. How the fuck do you not throw that away. The longer the mullet gets the more retarded it makes ewers. 

There's a meme in the making

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