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I will eat crow for saying Sark will win 7 games.  8-4 is shows improvement.

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Just now, Horn Dogg said:

Can someone pay Bijan $10 million to come back next year?

hold on let me check my FTX funds...

Just now, ATXbronco said:

So long, Seven Win Steve.
Hello, Eight+ Win Steve.

 

Hook 'em - great job horns!

 

We'll miss you, Mustard!

Scary thing is that technically the dream to get to 10 wins is still alive

We beat two opponents today. 
 

TEXAS FIGHT! 

 


 

 

 

Biggest win since 2018. Keeps us in the hunt.

Plus fuck Baylor.

Now we need a Kansas miracle.

3 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

Fired on the spot the next time he calls a slow developing pass.

  They were coming completely unblocked. 

Just imagine how good we would be if we had a quarterback who could complete a forward pass.

3 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Ball game

 

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Its over

 

our defense gonna be dog tired by 4th

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Pissed we couldn’t get Bijan a final TD. Fire Sark!!!

Lol, proud how we showed up the 2nd half. Hopefully we can turn a corner.

Very grateful for having Bijan and Roschon these last couple of years, they have kept this offense afloat, and next year is going to be stressful without them.

Defense played well too, this would’ve been a blowout if not for Ewer’s fuck ups.

Glad that Bijan got that Baylor monkey off his back in his last game at Texas.

179 yards!

5 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

I’ll take 8-4 and be happy this season

Now if we could ever stumble out way into the big 12 championship game id be a very happy camper…

Texas 8&4

TAKE THE FUCKIN' WIN PUSSIES !!! 🤘🤘🤘

5 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

Man I hope Aranda gets another gig after this season. 

Nah fuck him.

Just now, dcar00 said:

the Tech game was always gonna bite us in the ass.  9-3 and a trip to CCG would have been a very good year.

Yea, I chalk that up to our recent history of choking. It takes time to change the culture. Even if we don't make it to the CCG, I would still consider it to be a good year, but not good enough to give Sark an extension. Let him earn it next year.

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I don't know if my penis can handle a 9 win Steve 

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1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Just imagine how good we would be if we had a quarterback who could complete a forward pass.

Imagine how bad you’d be without Bijan. Kid is unreal. 

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

Kansas wins and I think this team finally made it so obvious to sark what he has to do that he has no choice. 

Play fuckin Card and run the ball constantly?

10 minutes ago, Bodowned said:

I am so happy to eat some Black Friday crow if they hold on here. I am a doom-and-gloom piece of human garbage, and I really thought the writing was on the wall after the double false start + JWhitt fumble earlier. The toughness on these last two drives to do what they did with ZERO production from Ewers is astounding. That's the stuff that can define your program culture.

Takin' the knees, eh?

Alamo Bowl vs. UCLA  (my prediction)

Washington or USC for the Sark storyline.

The Longhorns have officially exceeded my expectations for them this season. And it's almost entirely due to the defense improving how they defend the middle of the field. That Ford INT doesn't happen in the first six games of the season.

7 win Sark - hopefully no more, go win it all my people, next year, year after that whenever. Happy Thanksgiving to Surly!

3 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

Sark needs some props. Stuck with the run. Kept the boys playing hard. 

Well, he stuck with the run because the QB he won't bench under any circumstance, is regarded.

Just now, Constant said:

Imagine how bad you’d be without Bijan. Kid is unreal. 

And Rojo. People can't just mention Bijan without his sidekick. Both are unreal, but Bijan is a generational talent. 

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Interesting. Baylor offense scored zero points I. The second half, yes?

Correct. They scored off the fumble. 

the recipe for prolonged success is simple.  STOP PAYING exorbitant coaches salaries and STACK NIL $$$$$$ get/keep the best players.  flip this bitch---cut sarks pay, give his $$$ to bijan.

 

4 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I honestly though we were going to shoot our own dicks off. So stoked we pulled that off.

Is this the first game he’s ever won being down at halftime?

Just now, OU Sucks said:

Well, he stuck with the run because the QB he won't bench under any circumstance, is regarded.

So he made a great decision? Hell yea bruther

4 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Love me some Bijan. Please somehow end up a Cowboy.

Will he last till pick #32?

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