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Boots: Over the jeans, or under the jeans? 59 members have voted

  1. 1. Should boots go over the jeans or under the jeans?

    • Jeans go over the boots, boots go under the jeans. Skinny hipster jeans need not apply.
    • Boots go over the jeans, jeans tucked into the boots. I didn't pay $500 for these Tony Llamas for people to miss out on the stitching.

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Are you a chick or working knee deep in muck? 

2 hours ago, Rimbo said:

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Notice the chick legs vs the dude legs....there's your answer.  

Boots over the jeans if you like dick, otherwise, jeans over the boots. 

 

 

This might be the dumbest thing ever posted on this site.

Where is the option for I don’t wear Cowboy boots?  I’m rocking my Birkenstock sandals with black socks and cargo shorts.

If you’re wearing starched wranglers, you might as well go full flaming gay and tuck em in.

31 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

Where is the option for I don’t wear Cowboy boots?  I’m rocking my Birkenstock sandals with black socks and cargo shorts.

Found the Immamac sock. (No pun intended.)

Jeans over the boots.  If it’s muddy out then inseam side of jeans in boots and outside of jeans leg outside boots.  
 

Never all jeans let in boots unless you’re a chick or aggy.  
 

Notable exception: snake boots   Jeans legs completely inside boot throats. 

Edited by deadshank

14 hours ago, Hefeweizen said:

Where is the option for I don’t wear Cowboy boots?  I’m rocking my Birkenstock sandals with black socks and cargo shorts.

Is your name Hans?

20 hours ago, deadshank said:

Jeans over the boots.  If it’s muddy out then inseam side of jeans in boots and outside of jeans leg outside boots.  

Yeah, one of the uniquely cool features of western boots that you can catch your pants on the scallop and hold them out of the muck if need be.

Edited by TwiceHorn

Wearing boots over the jeans is for women and non-southerners of both genders.

The only time boots over jeans, or when wearing shorts, is when you are goofin’ new boot goofin’
 

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7 hours ago, Telegraph_it said:

The only time boots over jeans, or when wearing shorts, is when you are goofin’ new boot goofin’
 

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Also anytime between March and November in rattlesnake country. 

Jeans over Western boots every time.

I do tuck my jeans into my high duck and bean boots, though, as a fashion decision.

I'm not of the persuasion, but if you happen to be, you can tuck your jeans into Timberlands and I hear that is considered fashion forward in certain communities and the Tri-state in general.

 

On 11/27/2022 at 1:06 AM, Hefeweizen said:

Third answer needed; boot in your ass.

It’s the American way 

boot vs pants issue is settled, but what about the hat - beanie or pilgrim?

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that's actually a surprisingly rough squad once you get to work

On 11/26/2022 at 6:29 PM, TwiceHorn said:

Yeah, one of the uniquely cool features of western boots that you can catch your pants on the scallop and hold them out of the muck if need be.

 

pos rep emoji for use of "scallop" in sentence in a way that demonstrates understanding of the word's definition.

 

 

Unless you're wearing shit kickers whilst in shit, jeans over the boot.

2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

pos rep emoji for use of "scallop" in sentence in a way that demonstrates understanding of the word's definition.

 

 

I prefer it defined as flash-fried in garlic butter. 

Wore shorts and my Redwings yesterday cause it was muddy where I wanted to walk and house shoes weren’t going to cut it.

31 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Wore shorts and my Redwings yesterday cause it was muddy where I wanted to walk and house shoes weren’t going to cut it.

But you are a fashion icon replete with ensembles that will send designers scurrying back to their studios in New York, LA, Paris and Milan.

We are not like you.

1 hour ago, deadshank said:

But you are a fashion icon replete with ensembles that will send designers scurrying back to their studios in New York, LA, Paris and Milan.

We are not like you.

My wife might disagree.

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On 11/27/2022 at 10:39 AM, Telegraph_it said:

The only time boots over jeans, or when wearing shorts, is when you are goofin’ new boot goofin’
 

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Why am I unsurprised that @Johnny Chimpo +rep'd this?

On 11/28/2022 at 1:07 PM, Celery Man said:

that's actually a surprisingly rough squad once you get to work

At my age, there's not a single one in that lineup whose ass I would not lick, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

On 11/29/2022 at 5:42 PM, Rimbo said:

Why am I unsurprised that @Johnny Chimpo +rep'd this?

At my age, there's not a single one in that lineup whose ass I would not lick, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Username, and whatnot.... 

I cuff my jeans that are made for wearing boots if I find myself wearing said jeans with other shoes, mainly so they don't drag the ground in the back. But not while actually wearing boots.

On 11/29/2022 at 6:29 PM, Rimbo said:

also @cabowabo needs to explain his Van Hagar lovin' self

I'm a special breed of Cowboy.

Not jeans, but

Spoiler

 

i guess you can wear them over, if you really want to.

 

Boot Dance — Texas Aggie Corps of Cadets Association

9 hours ago, Lou said:

Not jeans, but

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i guess you can wear them over, if you really want to.

 

Boot Dance — Texas Aggie Corps of Cadets Association

Aggy and whatnot but the red head would get it. 

Just watched the full 9 minute video of GnR's November Rain (h/t to Thor Love and Thunder):

Slash leaves the church, cigarette in mouth with shirtless leather jacket, leather straps over denim tucked into cowboy boots and just lays down one of the most beautiful guitar solos ever.

I'll give it a pass if you are a rock star, I guess.

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