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World Cup Day 7 - Tunisia/Australia, Poland/Saudi Arabia, France/Denmark, Argentina/Mexico

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Just now, ztejas said:

I think the ball has bounced DEN's way a couple times. Feels like they're on borrowed time. 

Too soon 

The fact that France can lose a player of Benzema's quality and still be this good is ridiculous.

Kounde didn’t mean that maliciously, but that could have been a red card. 

Edited by Firemans4Horn

41 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Vive le France! Lafayette and all that cool shit. 

 

 

We have a Fayette County, named for the Marquis, one county down from me.

I enjoy watching the French play. We are actually making Tarte Flambé, for lunch, in their honor

The sideline reporter interruptions during soccer games are such a beating. I couldn't give a shit less what this chick is chiming in with during the middle of the game. Especially when it's some banal shit that everyone has heard a million times like Macron calling Mbappe. 

Ducking hell, Antoine. You and mbappe need to stop acting like high school kids touching your first titties and cumming. Finish!

Better. 

Aaaaand there it is. 

Nothing wrong with that finish. 

Christ, Mbappe has 30 already? He's going to shatter that 54 mark. 

Edited by ztejas

Goes to show what happens when you continually throw the ball at the net. He didn’t have to blast a 25-yard shot into the high corner. He tapped in a terrific pass for a goal. 

Just shoot!

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

The sideline reporter interruptions during soccer games are such a beating. I couldn't give a shit less what this chick is chiming in with during the middle of the game. Especially when it's some banal shit that everyone has heard a million times like Macron calling Mbappe. 

Would you rather they discuss USA/England some more in the booth?

47 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Too soon 

Denmark's WC dreams definitely on life support now.

1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Goes to show what happens when you continually throw the ball at the net. He didn’t have to blast a 25-yard shot into the high corner. He tapped in a terrific pass for a goal. 

Just shoot!

That’s how I feel about all the shots that are uncontrolled trying to get pace on them, but end up way high or wide.  

Christensen sure as shit knows when to score. Didn't he have a huge goal in the Euros as well? 

9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

The sideline reporter interruptions during soccer games are such a beating. I couldn't give a shit less what this chick is chiming in with during the middle of the game. Especially when it's some banal shit that everyone has heard a million times like Macron calling Mbappe. 

Just wait until you hear sideline reporters for American football!

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Would you rather they discuss USA/England some more in the booth?

Noooooooooooooo

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16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Christensen sure as shit knows when to score. Didn't he have a huge goal in the Euros as well? 

He gave them new life?

 

he had something huge, it wasn’t a goal. 

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France gonna win this whole thing arent they

Thigh

And what a cross

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Just now, Scraps said:

France gonna win this whole thing arent they

They have some issues on D - especially tracking back. But their attack is so ridiculous it might not matter. 

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26 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Denmark's WC dreams definitely on life support now.

Even with a loss today, if they beat Australia they should advance. 

My hatred of Argentina is greater than for Mexico. Fuck ‘em both but especially Argentina.

Also fuck France.






Fuck Kansas State too.




And USC.

19 minutes ago, ztejas said:

They have some issues on D - especially tracking back. But their attack is so ridiculous it might not matter. 

I’d like to see Spain again. Actually I’d like to see Spain vs France. Styles make fights and all. 

Argentina has a dude named MacAlister? 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Argentina has a dude named MacAlister? 

papa prolly scottish

Man there's gonna be some great Fallon d'Floor nominees in this one. 

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Argentina has a dude named MacAlister? 

Remember the famous German player Mario Gomez?

More on Mac Allister.

In an interview with The Athletic, he said "I remember everyone called me Colo, which is 'ginger' in Argentina. I don't like it much and Messi told the teammates, 'He doesn't like to be called Colo, so don't call him that!'"[47]

Wholesome Messi. 

Argentina have to be the worst flopping team in the tournament. They make Mexico look like UFC fighters. 

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Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Argentina have to be the worst flopping team in the tournament. They make Mexico look like UFC fighters. 

It's definitely between Argentina and Brazil (since Italy aren't there).

Puto chant encouraged in Qatar?

Fifa can't shit about that chant now. Fuck them and L tri 

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