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  • Congratulations Aggy on an incredible season!

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    Lol aggie cousin just told me lsu is their real rival and they don't care about Texas. I asked him why aggies flash horns down everytime they show the crowd and have yet to get a response. #rentf

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#552

With that win, aggy moves up the SEC standings all the way to (checks notes) dead last. Ho fucking hum.

#553
4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

They were ranked 5.

Those rankings don't mean shit until the last one.  They exist for a Tuesday night ESPN tv show and to drive the ESPN talking head industrial complex.  2 loss LSU wasn't going ahead of 1-loss Georgia or 1-loss tOSU.  Ask PSU what winning a conference with 2 losses does for you.

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#555

Lol aggie cousin just told me lsu is their real rival and they don't care about Texas. I asked him why aggies flash horns down everytime they show the crowd and have yet to get a response.

#rentfree

 

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#556

Doesn't the SEC charge these bozorons $250,000 for rushing the field? Between that and having to pay through the nose to keep players from portaling out going to be real hard to move on from the albatross hobbit.

#559

Guy I know that was at the game posted on Facebook that three referees got pushed down by the crowd trying to leave the field.   If rushing the field after that wasn’t bad enough. 

#566

Just found out that a really good friend of mine did the coin toss at Pyle tonight. Pretty damn cool if you ask me.

#568
3 hours ago, C-Man said:

Just found out that a really good friend of mine did the coin toss at Pyle tonight. Pretty damn cool if you ask me.

Good for you! That’s actually lame as fuck! 

#569
7 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Doesn't the SEC charge these bozorons $250,000 for rushing the field? Between that and having to pay through the nose to keep players from portaling out going to be real hard to move on from the albatross hobbit.

I think the first offense is $125-150 K. Repeat within a certain period is $250K

#570
9 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

The sec west teams played 21 non con games

 

 

of those 21 teams, only were fbs teams that finished with a winning record

 

 

holee shit

You accidentally the entire thing!

#573
8 hours ago, C-Man said:

Just found out that a really good friend of mine did the coin toss at Pyle tonight. Pretty damn cool if you ask me.

Put that coin in the Hall of Champions!

 

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#574
10 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

 

He’s thinking “I wish, I never left Notre Dame.”

#577
1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

 

Looked like Chin Pubes in the middle of that flushing of the stands near the end.

#578
12 hours ago, Lou Loomis said:

The chest pounding this week will be hilarious

I bet I see more aggy shirts at HEB today than I have the last two months combined.  It's the way of the ag.

#579
I bet I see more aggy shirts at HEB today than I have the last two months combined.  It's the way of the ag.

I would think that would be more likely at Walmart than HEB
#580
4 minutes ago, mdleast said:


I would think that would be more likely at Walmart than HEB

I won’t be at Wal-Marts so I’ll have to rely on second hand confirmation. 

#581
I bet I see more aggy shirts at HEB today than I have the last two months combined.  It's the way of the ag.

No shit. It’s been a glorious last two months here in the woodlands (aka aggy central). No maroon at all at heb, my gym etc. Guarantee all the fatass xxl maroon gear makes its way out in force this week. Fml
#584
15 hours ago, markstanco said:

Lsu with now 3 losses will drop to 10 to 12. They were at 5 with 2. So lol with the sec lean. They lost to aggy.

aggy can now brag they beat a team with a winning record this year as up to yesterday they couldn't.  So there's that.

#586
5 hours ago, txduck87 said:


No shit. It’s been a glorious last two months here in the woodlands (aka aggy central). No maroon at all at heb, my gym etc. Guarantee all the fatass xxl maroon gear makes its way out in force this week. Fml

Same

#588
On 11/26/2022 at 10:06 PM, Dr Phil WIth Hair said:

Nope.  All slots filled with teams with winning records

There are currently 79 bowl eligible teams to fill 82 spots. Depending on if Buffalo beats Akron, at least two five-win teams will be going bowling. 

#590
15 minutes ago, satyanash said:

There are currently 79 bowl eligible teams to fill 82 spots. Depending on if Buffalo beats Akron, at least two five-win teams will be going bowling. 

And the agroids are picking damn near last from the 5-7 block so they have absolutely no shot.

Shouldnt have forfeited last year. The universe provides and guides.

#591

Interested if Kelly gave a shit more today or Sunday than he did Saturday. Looked absolutely, DGAF catatonic on the sideline. Laid an absolute egg in the weirdest way. He wasn't ready. His team wasn't ready. 

A&M isn't any good, at all. LSU found a way to make them look good. 

#592
22 hours ago, statsman said:

When Texas fans ran onto Kyle Field, Ags had a different perspective-

https://texags.com/forums/12/topics/1146592
 
Basically, it was ok for corps members to punch girls, to protect the sanctified field. 

In 1977, I was at Kyle Field for our game with aggy.  At the time, aggy had an unwritten rule that only football players and bands were allowed on the field as it was considered a memorial.   Before the game, UT students ran onto the field unfurling the massive Lone Star flag.  This activity had been cleared with the aggy administration in advance.  Some corps turd didn’t get the memo, ran onto the field, and slugged the first UT student he encountered….which was a female.  I will >never< forget the look on her face as she turned to face that sorry s.o.b.  When he realized he was the only aggy out on the field, he backed down. That was Earl’s senior year, we were ranked #1, and he ran for over 200 yards that afternoon as we won 57-28.  I’d still like to kick that guy’s ass.

#594
1 hour ago, Harrison Stafford said:

In 1977, I was at Kyle Field for our game with aggy.  At the time, aggy had an unwritten rule that only football players and bands were allowed on the field as it was considered a memorial.   Before the game, UT students ran onto the field unfurling the massive Lone Star flag.  This activity had been cleared with the aggy administration in advance.  Some corps turd didn’t get the memo, ran onto the field, and slugged the first UT student he encountered….which was a female.  I will >never< forget the look on her face as she turned to face that sorry s.o.b.  When he realized he was the only aggy out on the field, he backed down. That was Earl’s senior year, we were ranked #1, and he ran for over 200 yards that afternoon as we won 57-28.  I’d still like to kick that guy’s ass.

Don’t forget Earl’s 60 yard touchdown reception

#595
18 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Don’t forget Earl’s 60 yard touchdown reception

I had forgotten about that.  My date and I were sitting on the lower level west side toward the north end of the stadium no more than 10 rows up on the 20-25 yard line.  We were surrounded by the enemy.  They scored first and were giving us serious shit.  As I recall, Earl’s TD reception happened right in front of us.  I also remember we lost our MLB, Lance Taylor, to injury in that game.  Screwed with us big time in the Cotton Bowl because we had no one who could replace him.

#596
7 hours ago, satyanash said:

There are currently 79 bowl eligible teams to fill 82 spots. Depending on if Buffalo beats Akron, at least two five-win teams will be going bowling. 

WHAT THE.....................

 

Wait, they like to skip their bowl games......

#597
On 11/27/2022 at 5:42 PM, statsman said:

When Texas fans ran onto Kyle Field, Ags had a different perspective-

https://texags.com/forums/12/topics/1146592
 
Basically, it was ok for corps members to punch girls, to protect the sanctified field. 

Go to 2:51:30 to see the out of bounds hit he's referring to over at TexAgs

Go to 2:20:00 if you want to see Westbrooks level someone.  

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#598
In 1977, I was at Kyle Field for our game with aggy.  At the time, aggy had an unwritten rule that only football players and bands were allowed on the field as it was considered a memorial.   Before the game, UT students ran onto the field unfurling the massive Lone Star flag.  This activity had been cleared with the aggy administration in advance.  Some corps turd didn’t get the memo, ran onto the field, and slugged the first UT student he encountered….which was a female.  I will >never


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