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1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

3-0 England.

wow. 

 

1 minute ago, SpiralOut said:

Not going to feel remotely ok with this game until we bury another one.

for fucking real

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Oh shit! Austin FC flag sighting. 

"Adams was beat there"

 

...except he wasn't? 

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Just now, SimonBolivar said:

Why have Acosta in if he doesn't take free kicks?

MLS quota.

Going to be a chance to hit them on the counter soon

Going to be a chance to hit them on the counter soon

If we play to form we will make the extra pass to nobody.
Just now, Captain Ron said:

Sargent is having a really good game. 

He's been mostly fantastic. 

3 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Why have Acosta in if he doesn't take free kicks?

Shithousery. 

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

Sargent is having a really good game. 

Yes he is 

That should be a yellow on 19. He missed the ball.

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

We are gonna fuck around and find out.

that's what i am afraid of. worst case second worst case here, 15 min and a tie sends you home.

 

worst case is being down a goal here.

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2 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Sargent is having a really good game. 

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also, this ref being very frugal with the bookings, along with the warnings that a booking could happen.

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3 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Sargent is having a really good game. 

Fuck, I jinxed him.

Whose wife did Gio fuck?  We need someone out there with a first touch and might be able to possess the ball.

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Why not put in Reyna here too? You now only have 1 sub window left. And you will need to use 3 subs then.

soccer psychology is so funny. we want another goal but we have the goal we need to advance. but we really need another. 

Why not put in Reyna here too? You now only have 1 sub window left. And you will need to use 3 subs then.

Think we only have 2 subs left

CCV has quietly been really good. 

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Just now, Surly Bevo said:


Think we only have 2 subs left

Oh yeah, CP's injury too.

 

Still - get Reyna on now - you're going to need to hold possession - HE IS THAT GUY!!!

Just now, Captain Ron said:

Why not put in Reyna here too?

I'm convinced that Aaronson and Reyna have been double-teaming Gergg's wife and Gergg came home and heard her having a real orgasm and now he's just being vindictive.

It's the only thing that makes sense.

Oh yeah, CP's injury too.
 
Still - get Reyna on now - you're going to need to hold possession - HE IS THAT GUY!!!

Right and if we end up needing a goal like him in flow of the game.

Great job by CCV there

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:


Think we only have 2 subs left

no, the we have more MLS players on the bench....oh subsss.

For living in a country where homosexuality is illegal, these Iranians sure go down easy ...

Gregg is subbing in Shaq Moore on a defensive set piece. 

 

Dear God. 

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