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Iran

GK: Iran league

RB: Iran league

CB: Turkish league

CB: Iran league

LB: Greek league

MF: Greek league

MF: Saudi league

MF: Danish league

FW: Belgian league

FW: Porto

FW: Bayer Leverkusen

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4 hours ago, Macklemore said:

We are going to fucking win today. Have the same good vibes I had with the Astros winning it all!

Who is “we” in this post?  Since you’re you. 

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How long has Fox been waiting to show that clip of Clint?

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Who is “we” in this post?  Since you’re you. 

The USA dumbass

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8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Christ why would you even say something like this... 

Because Gergggggggg is likely to do this.

Oh good. This is a new topic I've never run into.

 

4 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Because Gergggggggg is likely to do this.

Well let's hope we're winning when he takes too long to make subs. 

Gregg is throwing a solid XI out there. It's up to them to get the W at this point. Put up or shut up time.

One of the girls in my first threesome was from Iran.

I just wanted to humblebrag for once.  This is going to be rough watching the game in my classroom w/ my class 

“The United States does not want to go home”.

What an asinine statement

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

This is going to be rough watching the game in my classroom w/ my class 

Are your students Iranian?

2 minutes ago, twosheds said:

“The United States does not want to go home”.

What an asinine statement

Well neither does the Iranian team. At least ours won't be hung up in a square. 

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Well neither does the Iranian team. At least ours won't be hung up in a square. 

Just our manager. God willing. 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Are your students Iranian?

No.  But I have to watch the most important US game in years without drinking OR cussing.

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5 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

One of the girls in my first threesome was from Iran.

I just wanted to humblebrag for once.  This is going to be rough watching the game in my classroom w/ my class 

Sorry kids, today we are learning about ....

 

SOCCER!! Watch this video.

5 minutes ago, twosheds said:

“The United States does not want to go home”.

What an asinine statement

Not even for a beer?

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

No.  But I have to watch the most important US game in years without drinking OR cussing.

If you are teaching any kids over 6 they have heard it. Show the documentary about US Hostages and make this a learning event. 

Making a cb pairing change this late is unusual but gerg needed to eat humble pie as Zimmerman was failing 

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

Sorry kids, today we are learning about ....

 

SOCCER!! Watch this video.

Today we will be learning about Middle East geography, global politics, international relations, nationalism, and group dynamics in a stressful setting. 
 

as you can see here, THAT FIRST TOUCH WAS FUCKING SHIT YOU FUCKING CLUB-FOOTED CUNT. 

I just stopped by to say fuck Iran and send those dirty fuckers back to their shithole home

Some asshat in my office actually scheduled a Zoom for 2 pm today.  Good luck getting anyone's camera on during that.

21 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

One of the girls in my first threesome was from Iran.

I just wanted to humblebrag for once.  This is going to be rough watching the game in my classroom w/ my class 

Did your sword cross with the other dude tag teaming. Hahaha. :)

Yea we are having a fucking Town Hall meeting starting at 1pm. Participation is gonna be low and these people are idiots.

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Ok - day 5 of COVID is still keeping me out of my new job - not complaining too terribly much. I just might not be as attentive on Teams for the next 2 hours

 

TIL people on this thread didn't block out their calendar today.

Some asshat in my office actually scheduled a Zoom for 2 pm today.  Good luck getting anyone's camera on during that.

Exact same for me.

what's the general thought on Gio? Not healthy enough? GGG is just shitty?

why do we still not have a mostly set starting 11 3 games into group play? WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?!

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Pulisic needed to pass that. Sargent got wide and open.

Just now, Captain Ron said:

Pulisic needed to pass that. Sargent got wide and open.

was a goal if he passes it

What the hell was that Musah...

3 minutes ago, NoName said:

why do we still not have a mostly set starting 11 3 games into group play?

Huh? There's only been like one change in each game to the starting 11. 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Huh? There's only been like one change in each game to the starting 11. 

we don't have a set striker (Sargent > Wright > Sargent)

we are messing around with CB pair at the end of the group games.

he's had literally ~4 years to iron this out and yet here we are messing around with 2 super important positions.

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4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Huh? There's only been like one change in each game to the starting 11. 

Dude doesn't know what he's talking about - ignore him.

That was a pretty good possession for the US, had them playing some scramble defense.

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

Dude doesn't know what he's talking about - ignore him.

Sad Season 2 GIF by Friends

Iran recovers very well. Going to need a moment of true brilliance--or flukish luck--to crack that back line.

We aren't winning this if we don't quit fucking up in the final third. 

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Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Iran recovers very well. Going to need a moment of true brilliance--or flukish luck--to crack that back line.

They are pretty much going to sit back against us and force us to break them down. If only we had some playmakers that can break down a defense.

We need to chill the fuck out. Like 5 guys have given the ball away around their box already. 

32 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Did your sword cross with the other dude tag teaming. Hahaha. :)

You mean, in this case, his Scimitar?

Can someone get on the end of a fucking ball please? 

Don’t see anyone playing with Dempsey’s heart

Why are we playing like this is our first time playing together. You have CP wide open making a run, McKennie. 

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