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Can someone get on the end of a fucking ball please? 

You’ll get through balls with no receiver and like it.

Dest can definitely beat that FB all day, need him to carry the ball into the box more. This is a game built for Reyna, I hate GGG so much. 

Let’s go boys!

I came home for lunch for the first half so I can holler and cuss.

I’ll have to watch the second half in my office.

It’s going to be impossible to pretend like it’s my work making me groan and shout “SHOOT IT!”.

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1 hour ago, MoJames said:

Oh good. This is a new topic I've never run into.

 

Needs more Case Mccoy

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Robinson gonna be a factor on a goal here upcoming

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2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Why are we playing like this is our first time playing together. You have CP wide open making a run, McKennie. 

 

1 minute ago, TXSG8R said:

Dest can definitely beat that FB all day, need him to carry the ball into the box more. This is a game built for Reyna, I hate GGG so much. 

It could be that we have bad McKinnie.

This game is ABSOLUELY made for Reyna AND Aaronson. Imagine both of them out wrecking shop.

Nobody moving to the box.  Just standing around.

Just now, Captain Ron said:

This game is ABSOLUELY made for Reyna AND Aaronson. Imagine both of them out wrecking shop.

Looks like maybe the plan is to run them ragged then bring on the speed?

Berhalter went through the entire qualification without Ream.

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

 

It could be that we have bad McKinnie.

This game is ABSOLUELY made for Reyna AND Aaronson. Imagine both of them out wrecking shop.

Based on that last pass, it does feel that way. 

McKennie has lost his fucking mind. 

Good thing Aaronson is wasting away on the bench again. 

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Nobody moving to the box.  Just standing around.

Este

Sometimes it seems our players don’t know when there isn’t another pass to be made and they just need to pull the trigger

the Iranian coach is going to have a stroke before this game is over if he's this fired up this early in the game.

I wish Antonee could do something’s other than run at the end line and cross. He doesn’t seem so one dimensional at Fulham

Goddamn, but for the love of humans everywhere, stop letting CP take corners.  He's awful at them.

Had enough time to bring that down and shoot it

Just now, Captain Ron said:

Weah should have let that come to his feet!!!!

Yeah.

Sargent was maybe off though. 

panic there from weah.  let that come down and smash it.

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Terrible service all tournament 

It’s fucking criminal. Someone needs to leak the training camp tapes. 

Hey, you know who else can do stuff like Dest just did?

That Reyna kid. 

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Not bad from Dest, THAT TIME. But they had a bunch of bodies there.

Loving this pressure.  They're gonna be gassed by the 60th minute.

Pages of complaints, but I actually think the U.S. is looking good. If the Yanks keep seeing this much of the ball and knocking on the door, a goal is sure to come.

Those irani girls seemed nice

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Loving this pressure.  They're gonna be gassed by the 60th minute.

Hopefully playing a team that is averaging 24 years old will payoff.

Thought we only stopped play for head injuries..

Yea, CCVs lower half is made of depleted uranium. You don’t want to run into that. 

Loving this pressure.  They're gonna be gassed by the 60th minute.

Some well thought substitutes will be needed later in the 2nd half for sure at this rate … and I’m not talking Jordan Morris in the 85th minute
Thought we only stopped play for head injuries..

And vagina ones apparently.

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