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13 hours ago, texifornia said:

It's been repeatedly established that he has the grammar of a 13 year old special needs girl on Adderall.

That is oddly specific and I love it, lulz. 

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1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Former Texas OL coach leaving UTSA to join Purdue staff:

 

That's a big loss for them. He did a hell of a job coaching there, especially this year with all the injuries they had on that offensive line.

7 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Thought he did a good job at Texas too.

Was the OL coach when D'Onta Foreman ran for over 2K yards.

Gundy isn't winning and OSU can't afford to pay at the rate of competitors.  I don't expect he relates to his players very well either.  It's a shit vortex.

1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

Was the OL coach when D'Onta Foreman ran for over 2K yards.

No.  That was 2013.  Mattox was here in 2016 with Gilbert.

Good lord. How did I fuck that up so badly?

ahhh...fuck you wikipedia!

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7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

(does he know that's high school)

Who doesn't remember that amazing game Texas played in the 4A DII area playoffs? It's a cherished college football tradition.

I just saw the 2K rushing as a senior and ran with it.  bad kitty.

25 minutes ago, Mittens said:

I just saw the 2K rushing as a senior and ran with it.  bad kitty.

Oh buddy. 

51 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Good lord. How did I fuck that up so badly?

ahhh...fuck you wikipedia!

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Going to shit in all your shoes.

40 minutes ago, Red Five said:

He didn't have a senior season here. 

 

20 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Oh buddy. 

You guys, stop ... squishing mittens.

1 minute ago, Hookem2147 said:

Jeff Scott heading back to Clemson?

 

Gotta keep it in the family

Just now, Duane Moore said:

Gotta keep it in the family

Surely isn’t an outside hire. Dabo doesn’t believe in those or the portal.

56 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Gotta keep it in the family

 

55 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Surely isn’t an outside hire. Dabo doesn’t believe in those or the portal.

Nope

 

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

 

Nope

 

This should have some good material for the aggy screenshot thread.

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Nope

 

So much for that new contract that he signed making him off limits. 

Just now, utfan87 said:

So much for that new contract that he signed making him off limits. 

Well, depends on whether you're in a major football league like the ACC. He's not going to leave a big12 gig to go just anywhere.

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7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Nope

 

How weird that Swinney is fine swiping coaches and thinks they should have the right to move to a better place for them even if they just signed a contract but players should be stuck. 

Hypocritical douchebag.

2 minutes ago, utfan87 said:

So much for that new contract that he signed making him off limits. 

But Clemson can afford to pay him like $3 million Jesus bucks 

It's all about Jesus and family and firing guys.

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29 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

FCB

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I hate when Chip is some what correct cause I hate him and don’t think he should be allowed anywhere near the team. 
 

Defensive coaches say Worthy the drama Queen was created and Marion and Sark did a terrible job managing him and played a big part in his ego and effort issues. The WR as a whole wasn’t managed very well. Marion is excellent on the chalk board and can teach the position but he was way to caught up in 1. Being more friend than coach and 2. Promoting himself. 
 

Coleman was better for the actual WR room, just was a deadman walking on the recruiting side of things. 

So A&M couldn’t pull Riley from TCU but Clemson could…. Maybe they will realize that most people just dont want to work there or with Jimbo.

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2 minutes ago, FreeHorn said:

I hate when Chip is some what correct cause I hate him and don’t think he should be allowed anywhere near the team. 
 

Defensive coaches say Worthy the drama Queen was created and Marion and Sark did a terrible job managing him and played a big part in his ego and effort issues. The WR as a whole wasn’t managed very well. Marion is excellent on the chalk board and can teach the position but he was way to caught up in 1. Being more friend than coach and 2. Promoting himself. 
 

Coleman was better for the actual WR room, just was a deadman walking on the recruiting side of things. 

Once they're through the spring, someone can get real with Worthy and whip his ass back in line because it's fait accompli at that point. He's not leaving, and they don't have to handle him with kid gloves. You want to make it in the pros? Get your shit together, you skinny motherfucker. 

20 minutes ago, FreeHorn said:

I hate when Chip is some what correct cause I hate him and don’t think he should be allowed anywhere near the team. 
 

Defensive coaches say Worthy the drama Queen was created and Marion and Sark did a terrible job managing him and played a big part in his ego and effort issues. The WR as a whole wasn’t managed very well. Marion is excellent on the chalk board and can teach the position but he was way to caught up in 1. Being more friend than coach and 2. Promoting himself. 
 

Coleman was better for the actual WR room, just was a deadman walking on the recruiting side of things. 

I really appreciate the color commentary you've been able to provide here. Just an A+ poster since you've joined. Thats all.

9 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

Seems like Dabo's done fucking around.

36 minutes ago, FreeHorn said:

I hate when Chip is some what correct cause I hate him and don’t think he should be allowed anywhere near the team. 
 

Defensive coaches say Worthy the drama Queen was created and Marion and Sark did a terrible job managing him and played a big part in his ego and effort issues. The WR as a whole wasn’t managed very well. Marion is excellent on the chalk board and can teach the position but he was way to caught up in 1. Being more friend than coach and 2. Promoting himself. 
 

Coleman was better for the actual WR room, just was a deadman walking on the recruiting side of things. 

That jibes with what Gerry Hamilton alluded to on the IT live cast Tuesday. He said that in the NIL/Portal era, one of the primary duties of a position coach is “keeping control of your room,” and insinuated that Marion had failed on that front last year. 
 

I’ll echo @bornandraised here as well. Appreciate the intel. It may be complete bullshit, but none of it sounds crazy to me. Thanks

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1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

FCB

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I'm sorry, did FCB actually use "sitch" instead of situation? As if we needed another reason to hate that asshole.

3 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

That jibes with what Gerry Hamilton alluded to on the IT live cast Tuesday. He said that in the NIL/Portal era, one of the primary duties of a position coach is “keeping control of your room,” and insinuated that Marion had failed on that front last year. 
 

I’ll echo @bornandraised here as well. Appreciate the intel. It may be complete bullshit, but none of it sounds crazy to me. Thanks

The WR room regressed... it was one of Coach Marion's primary responsibilities so to me he shoulders most of the blame.

Sure hope Sark gets the next WR coach hire right... it's critical for next season.  

Just catching up on the thread, and I don't give as much of a shit about the WR coach as I do Patterson potentially leaving. 

Going full PK on our defense again will be traumatic and disastrous.  If the smoke about the Patterson/PK dynamic is true (which I choose to believe) then we're proper fucked on defense next year without somebody in PK's ear saying "Hey dumbfuck!  Make sure someone is covering their WRs within 15 fucking yards or they're just going to easily march up and down the field on us while you rub your nipples!" 

My liver can't handle any more of that shit.

4 hours ago, Red Five said:

(does he know that's high school)

That didn’t work at your statutory rape trial and it won’t work here either, good sir…

4 minutes ago, Darth Tron said:

If the smoke about the Patterson/PK dynamic is true (which I choose to believe) then we're proper fucked on defense next year without somebody in PK's ear saying "Hey dumbfuck!  Make sure someone is covering their WRs within 15 fucking yards or they're just going to easily march up and down the field on us while you rub your nipples!" 

I attended every game home and away this past year and not once did I ever see Patterson say a word to PK during a game. Maybe they conversed during halftime or whatever, but Patterson was usually standing 20 yards away doing his own thing without a headset.

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45 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Once they're through the spring, someone can get real with Worthy and whip his ass back in line because it's fait accompli at that point. He's not leaving, and they don't have to handle him with kid gloves. You want to make it in the pros? Get your shit together, you skinny motherfucker. 

This is why I really want to hire Tee Martin or Wiggins from Alabama. I know people on the board are worried about recruiting or other stuff with those two but im  not worried about recruiting at Texas. I want somebody to walk into that room on day one and be able to say I’ve coached multiple NFL picks/pro guys. I’ve handled the ego of a room full of studs. Get in line and and join the list of guys who are getting paid real money, or bullshit and watch you ruin yourself. Also they need some real competition in that room. Cook coming in and pushing for legit PT or the transfer WR coming in would do wonders for that room. Whit gotta be more vocal. He a lead by example guy. That room needs a vocal leader. Bad. Somebody who you fear might smack somebody for getting to far out of line. With Quinn being so quiet there was just a large leadership vacuum. Only so much Ro and Bijan could do. 

3 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

I attended every game home and away this past year and not once did I ever see Patterson say a word to PK during a game. Maybe they conversed during halftime or whatever, but Patterson was usually standing 20 yards away doing his own thing without a headset.

I guess I'm just referring to the other posts indicating that Patterson's fingerprints were on our more successful defensive outings.  My example was hyperbole, but supposedly something like that conversation (minus the nipple rubbing) occurred during planning and practicing.

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4 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

I attended every game home and away this past year and not once did I ever see Patterson say a word to PK during a game. Maybe they conversed during halftime or whatever, but Patterson was usually standing 20 yards away doing his own thing without a headset.

Gotta give credit where it’s due, on game day it was PK show. Halftime GP made suggestions but he stayed in his role on game day for the most part. 
 

during the week tho, GP was all over game planning and practicing to implement those schemes and plans. That’s also where they would have their differences. GP only knows how to practice one way. If it ain’t intense then it’s wrong to GP. 

Just now, Darth Tron said:

I guess I'm just referring to the other posts indicating that Patterson's fingerprints were on our more successful defensive outings.  My example was hyperbole, but supposedly something like that conversation (minus the nipple rubbing) occurred during planning and practicing.

Gotcha. Guess we might find out this year.

We knew the narrative all of last year would be every successful part of the defense would be credited to Patterson and every non-successful part would be credited to the DC.

Cross posting from the A&M thread since I have a feeling Jimbo will be hitting up Samples for this spot.

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8 minutes ago, FreeHorn said:

This is why I really want to hire Tee Martin or Wiggins from Alabama. I know people on the board are worried about recruiting or other stuff with those two but im  not worried about recruiting at Texas. I want somebody to walk into that room on day one and be able to say I’ve coached multiple NFL picks/pro guys. I’ve handled the ego of a room full of studs. Get in line and and join the list of guys who are getting paid real money, or bullshit and watch you ruin yourself. Also they need some real competition in that room. Cook coming in and pushing for legit PT or the transfer WR coming in would do wonders for that room. Whit gotta be more vocal. He a lead by example guy. That room needs a vocal leader. Bad. Somebody who you fear might smack somebody for getting to far out of line. With Quinn being so quiet there was just a large leadership vacuum. Only so much Ro and Bijan could do. 

Wasn't Tee Martin considered a really damn good recruiter when he was in the college game?

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