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38 minutes ago, Okcool said:

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Phnom Penh is Cambodia, not Thailand. We know our geography here on Surly. 

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53 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

It’s like bringing a sandwich to a buffet 

Bringing your own sandwich is the best way to insure you don't end up with a sausage wrap. 

6 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Bringing your own sandwich is the best way to insure you don't end up with a sausage wrap. 

ISWYDT

8 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Bringing your own sandwich is the best way to insure you don't end up with a sausage wrap. 

You have to share your sandwich with the group. How many bites before it gets passed back to you smashed and messy?

34 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Phnom Penh is Cambodia, not Thailand. We know our geography here on Surly. 

No shit smartass. I attached that post for you dirty bastards. Her last insta post. Better?4AA3EA19-F71C-4106-9519-475E055D5E81.thumb.jpeg.4313429cb4469399b6789fd04ed7faa2.jpeg

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1 hour ago, Okcool said:

One way ticket with her.E54D2883-1170-41AD-9BC8-6617C7AC5885.thumb.jpeg.225a4961829b704b8bddb89e4f357897.jpeg

She looks Phnom-inal

1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

Phnom Penh is Cambodia, not Thailand. We know our geography here on Surly. 

D.C. / Baltimore talk incoming....

Anwar Richardson said multiple sources have told him that Joe Price (UTSA) and Malcolm Kelly were contacted last week. Neither officially interviewed.

9.95 please 

4 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Bobby (IT) reporting that we should hear about the hire of the 'Special Assistant to the Head Coach' as early as today, or tomorrow.   Expect it to be an offensive minded-guy.  The hire has nothing to do with Gary Patterson, though IT still think it unlikely Patterson returns for next season.

Any idea who this is? Dodge? Cutcliffe? Sean McVay stepping away after all and bringing Kliff plus gf with him?

1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

Any idea who this is? Dodge? Cutcliffe? Sean McVay stepping away after all and bringing Kliff plus gf with him?

Isn’t that kind of position more for a seasoned coach? Cutcliffe is an interesting name if so. 

3 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Any idea who this is? Dodge? Cutcliffe? Sean McVay stepping away after all and bringing Kliff plus gf with him?

If it’s a choice between Dodge and Cutcliffe we are basically choosing between a Ewers guy and a Manning guy.

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Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Isn’t that kind of position more for a seasoned coach? Cutcliffe is an interesting name if so. 

Dodge's name was brought up on IT when talking about the Director of High School Relations position - but Nahlin said that it would probably have to come with the promise of a bigger role.   A position like this might be a way to bring Dodge in and give him a chance to coach without making him one of the 11 spots on staff.

6 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Bobby (IT) reporting that we should hear about the hire of the 'Special Assistant to the Head Coach' as early as today, or tomorrow.   Expect it to be an offensive minded-guy.  The hire has nothing to do with Gary Patterson, though IT still think it unlikely Patterson returns for next season.

 

1 hour ago, Tex-19 said:

Any idea who this is? Dodge? Cutcliffe? Sean McVay stepping away after all and bringing Kliff plus gf with him?

 

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Isn’t that kind of position more for a seasoned coach? Cutcliffe is an interesting name if so. 

 

1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

If it’s a choice between Dodge and Cutcliffe we are basically choosing between a Ewers guy and a Manning guy.

 

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Dodge's name was brought up on IT when talking about the Director of High School Relations position - but Nahlin said that it would probably have to come with the promise of a bigger role.   A position like this might be a way to bring Dodge in and give him a chance to coach without making him one of the 11 spots on staff.

How do y'all know the Dodge up for "offensive special Assistant to the head coach" isn't the older Dodge?

12 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

 

 

 

How do y'all know the Dodge up for "offensive special Assistant to the head coach" isn't the older Dodge?

My post was from a response to a Riley Dodge mention.

4 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Phnom Penh is Cambodia, not Thailand. We know our geography here on Surly. 

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5 hours ago, closetohumping said:

It’s like bringing a sandwich to a buffet 

But what if the bread is really really good?

22 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

But what if the bread is really really good?

i'd eat those buns

1 hour ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

 

 

 

How do y'all know the Dodge up for "offensive special Assistant to the head coach" isn't the older Dodge?

Idk the exact rules but I don't think he'd be allowed bc of Vasek/Burke from Westlake.

4 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

Anwar Richardson said multiple sources have told him that Joe Price (UTSA) and Malcolm Kelly were contacted last week. Neither officially interviewed.

9.95 please 

Anwar's info just reeks of bullshit -- just helping his buddies get their names out in an attempt to get raises.  

7 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Phnom Penh is Cambodia, not Thailand. We know our geography here on Surly. 

What position does she coach?

3 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

 

 

 

How do y'all know the Dodge up for "offensive special Assistant to the head coach" isn't the older Dodge?

@TreatyOak probably knows more, but I swear in maybe DCTF mag or an interview with the AAS Todd Dodge said something like “I’m planning on taking a year off then maybe coach a little in college.” I assumed he’d be an offensive analyst or whatever the fuck for us by this or next year when I read that. 

Are we still talking about the Laotian chick?

57 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

What position does she coach?

all of them.

Per Crimson Tide 24/7 Holman Wiggins let go at Bama today. Is he back on the table for us?

14 minutes ago, TheContractor said:

Per Crimson Tide 24/7 Holman Wiggins let go at Bama today. Is he back on the table for us?

I told you guys he wasn’t well thought of at Bama. Edit: well never mind then. Looks like false rumor. 

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10 minutes ago, TheContractor said:

Per Crimson Tide 24/7 Holman Wiggins let go at Bama today. Is he back on the table for us?

Pretty sure that was a fake twitter account reporting that.  Wiggins was in Texas today recruiting with Saban:

 

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1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Pretty sure that was a fake twitter account reporting that.

ah, thanks. my bad

18 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Everybody's gotta have a face. 

20 hours ago, ATXbronco said:

Dumb question maybe but how does an NCAA team get anywhere close to paying an individual more than an NFL team would a similar Coaching position.

NFL teams are owned by greedy old white billionaires, and they prefer to pay out as little as possible, have taxpayers build their stadiums, etc.    

They like to line their own pockets to the greatest degree possible.   They've got asian MILFs at jack shacks that need to be tipped at least a Benjie for a handjob.  Us regular guys just pay $40. 

From a poster on IT 

“Such and Roach have both hinted tonight Coach Jahmal Fenner of LBJ is gonna be the replacement for Gilbert.”

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

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30 minutes ago, OB3 said:

From a poster on IT 

“Such and Roach have both hinted tonight Coach Jahmal Fenner of LBJ is gonna be the replacement for Gilbert.”

Don’t really have a good grip on this hire because he’s not in our region so not sure what his perception is among coaching circles. He coaches at the best of the Austin schools but they are in a really bad district that he just beats up on regularly. Miller would’ve clearly been the HR hire but this is a weird position for a coach that has only been a HC for a few seasons to take. Fenner has only been the HC at LBJ since ‘18. Sorry a lot of words to say nothing. This job should be easy to fill. You just go to this site https://www.thsca.com/board

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27 minutes ago, OB3 said:

From a poster on IT 

“Such and Roach have both hinted tonight Coach Jahmal Fenner of LBJ is gonna be the replacement for Gilbert.”

They have a few good prospects in the pipeline, so that doesn't suck.

Fenner would be a great hire. Really well respected throughout the coaching community.

of course, the "coaching community" is filled with egotistical, self-important cunts

5 hours ago, Bevo said:

Are we still talking about the Laotian chick?

What ocean?

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52 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

of course, the "coaching community" is filled with egotistical, self-important cunts

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On 1/16/2023 at 3:30 PM, Hookem2147 said:

If Malcolm Kelly was that open to leaving TCU, he would at his alma mater right now. There is a reason he has been at TCU going on 5 season now and it is probably due to the fact he is very well compensated and his next step in his career is probably not another WR coach job.

he evidently is and has been quite upset since OU coaches burned him to NFL scouts and has had little to do with the program since then per what has been said about him around here.

12 hours ago, OB3 said:

From a poster on IT 

“Such and Roach have both hinted tonight Coach Jahmal Fenner of LBJ is gonna be the replacement for Gilbert.”

Bobby (IT) confirmed this morning that Fenner is a candidate and the 'name to follow' for the Director of High School Relations position.

Brendan Harris just started following Fenner.

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Perhaps the gesture is customary since in Fart Worth, but here’s Patterson at Matt Pittman’s BBQ school last night. I hope he sticks around. 

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I dont have knowledge as to how effective she was, but from the outside looking in she seemed super involved. 

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8 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

I dont have knowledge as to how effective she was, but from the outside looking in she seemed super involved. 

Well, being super involved is literally the job description. But yeah, she seemed fine. 

10 days ago a large segment of the football board was angry we didn't hire Sonny Dykes.

17 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

They have a few good prospects in the pipeline, so that doesn't suck.

That would suck. If we hire them we can’t sign any of those kids for at least one recruiting cycle, might even be two. One of these other rule geeks can correct me. I just remember it because of Gilbert and giving us an excuse to dump Phaison Wilson (or whatever his fucking name was)

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