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Just now, Huckleberry said:

10 days ago a large segment of the football board was angry we didn't hire Sonny Dykes.

Are you implying they are not still?

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1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

10 days ago a large segment of the football board was angry we didn't hire Sonny Dykes.

Yeah, but those people are retards.  Does this shock you?

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While Briles experienced plenty of on-field success, including winning the Broyles Award in 2015 as the nation’s top assistant, he was also on staff during the sexual assault scandal that rocked Baylor and college football in 2016. Art was fired in 2016, but Kendal remained on new head coach Jim Grobe’s staff the following season. Kendal was not implicated in any wrongdoing, but according to a Title IX lawsuit filed Jan. 27, 2017, Briles asked a Dallas-area recruit: “Do you like white women? Because we have a lot of them at Baylor and they love football players.”

Read more at: https://www.star-telegram.com/sports/college/big-12/texas-christian-university/article271335717.html#storylink=cpy

7 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

That would suck. If we hire them we can’t sign any of those kids for at least one recruiting cycle, might even be two. One of these other rule geeks can correct me. I just remember it because of Gilbert and giving us an excuse to dump Phaison Wilson (or whatever his fucking name was)

not this cycle, more like '24 and '25. Isn't that far enough removed?

Fenner joining? Austin Reagan representin’ mfr’s!

Who needs Chris Jackson when we can go get Charlie Williams or Les Koenning? 

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11 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Sloth got a take right

 

 

That motherfucker hasn’t talked to anyone unless he happens to have a family member who was a victim. Can you imagine being a victim, who has been shamed by her school and peers to keep quiet, opening up to Jabba the Cunt about their experiences?

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

That motherfucker hasn’t talked to anyone unless he happens to have a family member who was a victim. Can you imagine being a victim, who has been shamed by her school and peers to keep quiet, opening up to Jabba the Cunt about their experiences?

There are a lot of people that still pay $9.95 to orangebloods every month.  While I wouldn't talk to that tub of lard, who the fuck knows what other people would do.  Either way, schools ignoring Kendall Briles's role in all of this shit should be ashamed of themselves.

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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

That motherfucker hasn’t talked to anyone unless he happens to have a family member who was a victim. Can you imagine being a victim, who has been shamed by her school and peers to keep quiet, opening up to Jabba the Cunt about their experiences?

*dips wing into gallon of blue cheese then points it at victim*
”Hey sweetheart, tell me every detail of you getting raped”

Bobby (IT) writes today that Riley Dodge's name has been mentioned as a candidate for the Special Assistant role but that IT has learned Dodge will not pursue that position.

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

*dips wing into gallon of blue cheese then points it at victim*
”Hey sweetheart, tell me every detail of you getting raped”

 

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8 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

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I’ve seen that actor now in about four films. He’s really naturally funny. 

24 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I’ve seen that actor now in about four films. He’s really naturally funny. 

I've noticed him in a ton of shit lately. Dude has done a hell of a job carving out a stellar acting niche for a guy who doesn't look like your traditional Hollywood actor, even a Hollywood B actor. I think he was Richard Jewel in the Clint Eastwood movie, I know that gif is from I, Tanya, which has one of the best lines in a movie in the past decade. Kobra Kai, that apple series Blackbird, Da 5 Bloods, BlacKKKlansman. Dude's been impressive. 


 

 

 

 

 

 

30 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I've noticed him in a ton of shit lately. Dude has done a hell of a job carving out a stellar acting niche for a guy who doesn't look like your traditional Hollywood actor, even a Hollywood B actor. I think he was Richard Jewel in the Clint Eastwood movie, I know that gif is from I, Tanya, which has one of the best lines in a movie in the past decade. Kobra Kai, that apple series Blackbird, Da 5 Bloods, BlacKKKlansman. Dude's been impressive. 
 

For those of us that will never have even a vague interest in watching "I, Tanya", give us the line and the setup.

25 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

For those of us that will never have even a vague interest in watching "I, Tanya", give us the line and the setup.

Doesn't require much of a setup, but the line is delivered by Alison Janney talking to her daughter, Margot Robbie as Tonya Harding. They're talking about either her practice, or how she skated at a recent competition. Mom just deadpans "You skated like a graceless Bull Dyke out there. I was embarrassed for you."
 

 

Sadly YouTube won't allow me to imbed it from the trailer. 

https://youtu.be/IeSRarmo2dc?t=44

 

Maybe YouTube just doesn't like you.

 

15 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Doesn't require much of a setup, but the line is delivered by Alison Janney talking to her daughter, Margot Robbie as Tonya Harding. They're talking about either her practice, or how she skated at a recent competition. Mom just deadpans "You skated like a graceless Bull Dyke out there. I was embarrassed for you."
 

 

Sadly YouTube won't allow me to imbed it from the trailer. 

https://youtu.be/IeSRarmo2dc?t=44

 

I think he meant that you should record yourself performing the scene. 

You should record yourself performing the scene. 

6 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Maybe YouTube just doesn't like you.

Or maybe he just types like a graceless bull dyke. 

Props to the makeup artist.  Making Margot Robbie look hideous is a difficult task to take on, and they nailed it.

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

I’ve seen that actor now in about four films. He’s really naturally funny. 

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He is phenomenally entertaining.  Couldn't find any Stingray Gifs from Cobra Kai though.....which is probably the character most posters on Surly would find most relateable.

Would y'all stop talking about Bull Dykes before we get shut down by Chris Plonsky? 

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

I've noticed him in a ton of shit lately. Dude has done a hell of a job carving out a stellar acting niche for a guy who doesn't look like your traditional Hollywood actor, even a Hollywood B actor. I think he was Richard Jewel in the Clint Eastwood movie, I know that gif is from I, Tanya, which has one of the best lines in a movie in the past decade. Kobra Kai, that apple series Blackbird, Da 5 Bloods, BlacKKKlansman. Dude's been impressive. 


 

 

 

 

 

 

Funny you mention him, he just got a guitar wrapped around his head in a pro rasslin match a week ago. 

 

13 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

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He is phenomenally entertaining.  Couldn't find any Stingray Gifs from Cobra Kai though.....which is probably the character most posters on Surly would find most relateable.

I'm very certain there are a few posters that relate more to this character:

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39 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Or maybe he just types like a graceless bull dyke. 

I identify as a graceless bull dyke, so this hits close to home.

16 minutes ago, Plorant said:

I'm very certain there are a few posters that relate more to this character:

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Nah I'll  go with the guy living with his mom that is still stuck in the 80s that goes to high school parties and beats up little kids.

3 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

I’ve seen that actor now in about four films. He’s really naturally funny. 

 

2 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

See everyone, we can like some fat people.

 

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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Doesn't require much of a setup, but the line is delivered by Alison Janney talking to her daughter, Margot Robbie as Tonya Harding. They're talking about either her practice, or how she skated at a recent competition. Mom just deadpans "You skated like a graceless Bull Dyke out there. I was embarrassed for you."
 

 

Sadly YouTube won't allow me to imbed it from the trailer. 

https://youtu.be/IeSRarmo2dc?t=44

 

Hooked

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What does FAMILY trust chop mean

“F.A.M.I.L.Y: Forget About Me, I Love You.  It is a sacrificial, unselfish mindset,” said Schiano. 

Trust: 100% honesty, do what you are supposed to do when you are supposed to do it.

Chop: This stands for chopping down a tree.  It requires intense focus, physical and mental toughness, and perseverance.”

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

“F.A.M.I.L.Y: Forget About Me, I Love You.  It is a sacrificial, unselfish mindset,” said Schiano. 

Trust: 100% honesty, do what you are supposed to do when you are supposed to do it.

Chop: This stands for chopping down a tree.  It requires intense focus, physical and mental toughness, and perseverance.”

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4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

“F.A.M.I.L.Y: Forget About Me, I Love You.  It is a sacrificial, unselfish mindset,” said Schiano. 

Trust: 100% honesty, do what you are supposed to do when you are supposed to do it.

Chop: This stands for chopping down a tree.  It requires intense focus, physical and mental toughness, and perseverance.”

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5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

“F.A.M.I.L.Y: Forget About Me, I Love You.  It is a sacrificial, unselfish mindset,” said Schiano. 

Trust: 100% honesty, do what you are supposed to do when you are supposed to do it.

Chop: This stands for chopping down a tree.  It requires intense focus, physical and mental toughness, and perseverance.”

 

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Wait, we had a WR coach already on staff?  Why didn't we just promote him?  

33 minutes ago, Nuge said:

Wait, we had a WR coach already on staff?  Why didn't we just promote him?  

We did.  We sent him to our AAA affiliate in New Jersey.

Does anyone want to actually mention the name of the fat actor?

8 minutes ago, gurt said:

Does anyone want to actually mention the name of the fat actor?

That's "Mr. Fat Actor" to you.

 

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12 minutes ago, gurt said:

Does anyone want to actually mention the name of the fat actor?

Brendan Fraser 

15 minutes ago, gurt said:

Does anyone want to actually mention the name of the fat actor?

Dont be modest. We love your work. 

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3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

“F.A.M.I.L.Y: Forget About Me, I Love You.  It is a sacrificial, unselfish mindset,” said Schiano. 

Trust: 100% honesty, do what you are supposed to do when you are supposed to do it.

Chop: This stands for chopping down a tree.  It requires intense focus, physical and mental toughness, and perseverance.”

Brian Kelly has a similar family acronym:

"F.A.H.H.M.A.L.Y:  Fake Accent Has Helped Me At LS You"

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2 hours ago, gurt said:

Does anyone want to actually mention the name of the fat actor?

"gurt" is a fat kid's handle.

Just to clue people in. Mack Brown began his career as a wide receivers coach, with stops at Florida State, Southern Miss, Memphis, and Iowa State, before becoming the quarterbacks coach at LSU in 1982.

11 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Just to clue people in. Mack Brown began his career as a wide receivers coach, with stops at Florida State, Southern Miss, Memphis, and Iowa State, before becoming the quarterbacks coach at LSU in 1982.

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8 hours ago, Bevo said:

Just to clue people in. Mack Brown began his career as a wide receivers coach, with stops at Florida State, Southern Miss, Memphis, and Iowa State, before becoming the quarterbacks coach at LSU in 1982.

You don’t want to talk about his year at OU as the OC?

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