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8 hours ago, hookemATL said:

Jackie Daytona

Normal human offensive special assistant to the head coach. 

2 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Normal human offensive special assistant to the head coach. 

*Regular* human special assistant to the head *women's volleyball* coach

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On 1/25/2023 at 9:54 AM, NWAustinDude said:

FCB

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That's the face of a man that's going to stop at the nearest convenience store and down a 6er in the parking lot so he can stop the shakes long enough to drive home and start drinking for real. 

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5 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

stop at the nearest convenience store and down a 6er in the parking lot so he can stop the shakes long enough to drive home and start drinking for real. 

you say it like its a bad thing GIF

Gideon needs to lay off the pancakes…

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Are you saying he needs to drop a few pounds?

19 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Of the realistic options, Bryan Harsin would be a good hire. That Boise St./Chris Petersen/Bryan Harsin offense fits a lot of what Sark likes to do. Justin Fuentes also seem solid.

I'd be really surprised by Harsin considering his history here and how he exited Auburn. Agree on Fuente and that GP connection makes it at least somewhat more believable. 

17 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Crazy thought... any chance his Dad (Dirk Koetter) might be the offensive special assistant??

That's an interesting one. Kind of sounds like he's done coaching but maybe joining with his son in a more laidback gig would change that.

5 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

That's an interesting one. Kind of sounds like he's done coaching but maybe joining with his son in a more laidback gig would change that.

Dirk Koetter

Interesting read...

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/former-boise-state-coach-dirk-koetter-is-back-on-the-sideline-at-practice-heres-why/ar-AAVuxmW

Dirk later became interim OC at Boise State this past 2022 season.

https://www.ktvb.com/article/sports/ncaa/ncaaf/boise-state-football/dirk-koetter-on-year-with-boise-state-taylen-green-before-coaching-finale/277-1e00fe0c-1e50-4dbe-a079-849dbdd89173

3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

That coach's twitter is very pro Longhorn and adept at pointing out aggy tears.

On 1/25/2023 at 2:54 PM, closetojumping said:

For the strategic position, the one like Patterson's, it's likely to be a significant college offensive-oriented name between jobs.

We've hired Dirk Koetter's son and dad is between jobs. Also:

 

I don't think Gattis rises to the level of "significant" but that'd be fun

16 minutes ago, Kwix said:

 

Played OL at Odessa Permian then at UTEP. Graduated in 2020. Has been on the staff at Permian as an OL Coach and powerlifting coach the last couple years. 

8 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

So is this the offensive version of GP or more of a Koetter level hire?

More of a "replacing Ray Pickering" kind of hire

13 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

So is this the offensive version of GP or more of a Koetter level hire?

Nick Saban level hire IMVHO

2 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

We've hired Dirk Koetter's son and dad is between jobs. Also:

 

I don't think Gattis rises to the level of "significant" but that'd be fun

I bet Gattis regrets abruptly leaving Michigan after the 2021 season.

So you're saying we should call 459-2222?

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

More of a "replacing Ray Pickering" kind of hire

But about three times as big as Pickering, so you get more coach for the money (but it’s a wash in buffet costs).

19 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

If you’re wondering why his wife is smiling so broadly, those aren’t his keys.

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Is she smiling or grimacing from the remembered pain?

 

7 hours ago, brojangles2 said:

That pullover fucks. I need that asap. Wonder if that’s a Sark only special. 

 

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7 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

Robertson? 
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Who is this “Robertson” character you keep talking about?

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

Who is this “Robertson” character you keep talking about?

I’m clearly so invested in him that I don’t know how to spell his fucking name.

12 hours ago, brojangles2 said:

That pullover fucks. I need that asap. Wonder if that’s a Sark only special. 

I think its the skinny jeans with boots that really makes it pop

Other than that horrible sports coat with the odd stripes, Sark presents well and dresses perfect.  He also presents well to the media.  No regards on him representing - dressed right, speaks great to media.  Let's get 10+ wins though. 

3 hours ago, hornlife said:

Other than that horrible sports coat with the odd stripes, Sark presents well and dresses perfect.  He also presents well to the media.  No regards on him representing - dressed right, speaks great to media.  Let's get 10+ wins though. 

Last week recruiting pic...

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On 1/27/2023 at 8:58 AM, Ricky's one-hitter said:

We've hired Dirk Koetter's son and dad is between jobs. Also:

 

I don't think Gattis rises to the level of "significant" but that'd be fun

That’s the coach who hooked up with Worthy’s mom

6 minutes ago, Nope said:

That’s the coach who hooked up with Worthy’s mom

So we should hire him to help keep Worthy on the 40 Acres?

On 1/27/2023 at 8:58 AM, Ricky's one-hitter said:

 

I don't think Gattis rises to the level of "significant" but that'd be fun

 

59 minutes ago, Nope said:

That’s the coach who hooked up with Worthy’s mom

Wait...WTF??!!  Is that actually a rumor or are you just joking?

1 hour ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

Wait...WTF??!!  Is that actually a rumor or are you just joking?

I’m sure the truth will be revealed to you on Ketch’s podcast. 

1 hour ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

Wait...WTF??!!  Is that actually a rumor or are you just joking?

It was the leading theory on why he ditched UM at the last minute 

Google “Gattis Worthy mom”

2 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

So we should hire him to help keep Worthy on the 40 Acres?

Nah…it seems to have ended on bad terms 

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Worthy's mom is nice tho

I had no idea she was a MILF before today.

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