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#1351
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

.618 all time with 3ffs and a championship 

vs 

.625 all time with 3 ffs and 0 championships. 
 

seems pretty lateral. 

Nobody is questioning whether or not Marquette is a better basketball program than Texas.

They're asking whether Shaka was technically fired or not.

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#1352
27 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Nobody is questioning whether or not Marquette is a better basketball program than Texas.

They're asking whether Shaka was technically fired or not.

I thought, after losing his last game, he just got in his car and drove away…..never to return….so, whatever you want to call that.

#1353
On 1/31/2023 at 10:42 AM, Codaxx said:

I caught the ON3 video with Wells and Bobby Burton. Wells relayed some comments from Micah Hudson, that I thought was worthy of sharing. Wells said he talked to Micah about meeting the new WR coach. I'll paraphrase "Seems like a genuine guy, he did not come in wearing a cowboy hat and boots".  Doesnt sound like Micah was a Marion fan. 

I don't understand. Who doesn't like a librarian?

#1356
12 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Shouldn't have to worry about Bo

 

 

Hope you and CTJ are right...  Bo was DL coach for the DC Kevin Steele at Bama in 2007...

#1357

I wish I could find it, there’s an awesome photo of Mack at his peak Mackness, and Steele at his peak Cuckness: after the 62-0  blowout of Baylor in ‘99 (I have to clarify the year, since we beat them 62-0 twice), Mack met Steele in the postgame handshake and grabbed the back of Steele’s head and pulled it next to his, whispering sweet “It’ll be oks” in his ear for about, 20 seconds. It was incredibly emasculating. Mack tried that move with a lot of coaches, but many finally resisted it. 

#1358
1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

I wish I could find it, there’s an awesome photo of Mack at his peak Mackness, and Steele at his peak Cuckness: after the 62-0  blowout of Baylor in ‘99 (I have to clarify the year, since we beat them 62-0 twice), Mack met Steele in the postgame handshake and grabbed the back of Steele’s head and pulled it next to his, whispering sweet “It’ll be oks” in his ear for about, 20 seconds. It was incredibly emasculating. Mack tried that move with a lot of coaches, but many finally resisted it. 

Mack tries to make out with every coach except stoops and manny 

#1360
3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Mack tries to make out with every coach except stoops and manny 

Diaz is literally one of the coaches I’ve seen give Mack a stiff arm to keep him from the sweet nothings in his ear, he’s seen that bullshit up close and personal.

#1361
6 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Diaz is literally one of the coaches I’ve seen give Mack a stiff arm to keep him from the sweet nothings in his ear, he’s seen that bullshit up close and personal.

And it’s basically Mack’s chance to gloat.  “Thought you were hot shit.   You hated me.  How you like dem apples?”

 

mack kind of left manny out to dry.  Talked him into coming back instead of taking the hc job at a florida directional and then fired him as the scape goat midway through the next year

#1362
1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

And it’s basically Mack’s chance to gloat.  “Thought you were hot shit.   You hated me.  How you like dem apples?”

 

mack kind of left manny out to dry.  Talked him into coming back instead of taking the hc job at a florida directional and then fired him as the scape goat midway through the next year

Diaz sucked but lets not relive the past you masochistic fools.

#1363
9 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

I thought, after losing his last game, he just got in his car and drove away…..never to return….so, whatever you want to call that.

 

3 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Wait people actually believe Shaka left on his own accord?

He drove a Honda Accord...?

#1364
47 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

 

He drove a Honda Accord...?

With the money he made at Texas, he probably left of his own Mercedes. 

#1368

Milwee got pretty far in the Cal OC interview process but I think he got paid to sit tight at Texas?  Not sure of the exact reason but he went from 1 of 2 front runners to bowing out.  That Spavital got fired at Texas State and got the Cal OC job very quickly

#1370
15 minutes ago, TheContractor said:

until they hire a DL coach , ill be on edge or as some like to say EDGE

Agree, but not sure why Bo would want that job now.  Nick in his 70's and Steele running the D doesn't look more stable than staying.  JMO.

#1371
15 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

I wish I could find it, there’s an awesome photo of Mack at his peak Mackness, and Steele at his peak Cuckness: after the 62-0  blowout of Baylor in ‘99 (I have to clarify the year, since we beat them 62-0 twice), Mack met Steele in the postgame handshake and grabbed the back of Steele’s head and pulled it next to his, whispering sweet “It’ll be oks” in his ear for about, 20 seconds. It was incredibly emasculating. Mack tried that move with a lot of coaches, but many finally resisted it. 

Mack liked to cuddle after his bukakke.

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#1373
16 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Wait people actually believe Shaka left on his own accord?

No. He left IN his own Accord. He's a Honda man.

13 hours ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

 

He drove a Honda Accord...?

Dammit.

#1375
31 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

His life has been nothing short of an Odyssey.

It's tiring trying to pilot through these kind of jokes. 

#1377
47 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

You can always head over the ridgeline of this thread 

Can we please not take this joke to infinity?

#1379
29 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Weird. I thought I heard someone say that at Marquette he was in his Element. 

No, it's his Prelude to greatness.

#1380
12 minutes ago, Plorant said:

No, it's his Prelude to greatness.

Well, at least he can't go all QX50 on us.

(I hate cars named after random numbers and letters.)

#1381
17 minutes ago, Plorant said:

No, it's his Prelude to greatness.

But did he need a passport to move to Wisconsin? 

#1382
1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Can we please not take this joke to infinity?

Cheese, Vertigo. That's not very gouda you. Swiss to another thread if you hate bad jokes.

#1385
5 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

We may have caught a break as I don't think we could've aFORDded his and Chris's buyouts.

what, you couldn't slip the additional lowercase f in there to at least correctly spell afFORDed? And you're getting spell-checked by ME? 

Also that joke was weak sauce.

Also, I hate all of you fuckers. 

#1387
19 hours ago, Bevo said:

Diaz sucked but lets not relive the past you masochistic fools.

_iaz

#1391
It's tiring trying to pilot through these kind of jokes. 

Eventually we’ll run out of models to Fit in.
#1394
2 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:
3 hours ago, gmr548 said:

Eventually we’ll run out of models to Fit in.

I usually just Ram it.

 

Avatar and handle most certainly check out.

#1395
3 hours ago, gmr548 said:


Eventually we’ll run out of models to Fit in.

Thanks for the Insight. This thread needed some Clarity.

#1399
On 2/5/2023 at 6:59 PM, closetohumping said:

And it’s basically Mack’s chance to gloat.  “Thought you were hot shit.   You hated me.  How you like dem apples?”

 

mack kind of left manny out to dry.  Talked him into coming back instead of taking the hc job at a florida directional and then fired him as the scape goat midway through the next year

Don't care, had Gerg. 

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