March 3, 20232 yr 15 minutes ago, RGBIII said: I look forward to reflecting on his year here a couple decades down the road and him wearing burnt orange will be akin to Hakeem on the Raptors, Jerry Rice as a seahawk or Emmitt Smith on the Cardinals. Just strange
March 3, 20232 yr 9 hours ago, Dbeasy said: I think when the history on Patterson is revealed, we will discover he helped the program just enough so that he wouldn’t arouse anger about the fact he was mainly just trying to learn everything he could about offense and NIL at Texas. Eh. Offense maybe. When he was hired our NIL wasn’t shit. And we had to teach the administration about NIL, in some regards kicking and screaming. I doubt it was a factor in him coming here. Bonus learning, maybe. Dude came here to play music and stick it to tcu. Edited March 3, 20232 yr by SydneyCarton
March 3, 20232 yr 6 hours ago, SydneyCarton said: Eh. Offense maybe. When he was hired our NIL wasn’t shit. And we had to teach the administration about NIL, in some regards kicking and screaming. I doubt it was a factor in him coming here. Bonus learning, maybe. Dude came here to play music and stick it to tcu. He mentioned learning about NIL as one of his motivating factors. Now whether he learned anything is another story.
March 3, 20232 yr 18 hours ago, Dbeasy said: I think when the history on Patterson is revealed, we will discover he helped the program just enough so that he wouldn’t arouse anger about the fact he was mainly just trying to learn everything he could about offense and NIL at Texas. DGAF why as long as he helped us. I'm pretty sure he was a significant contributor.
March 3, 20232 yr People really undersell Gary Patterson's contribution to stress testing the DKR on-field irrigation system. He will be missed.
March 7, 20232 yr FCB Torre Becton weighing offer from an NFL team, according to source — Texas strength and conditioning coach Torre Becton has been offered a job with an NFL team, according to a source close to the situation. Becton has been at Texas since Steve Sarkisian took over as coach in January 2021 and recently had his contract extended through February 2025 with his salary of $550,000 remaining the same. Becton was an assistant strength coach at Washington from 2011-15 with the first three years at UW while Sarkisian was head coach and the last two under Chris Petersen. Becton also served one season as an assistant strength coach at USC in 2016 before taking over as the head strength coach at Cal under then-coach Justin Wilcox beginning in 2017. Becton was at Cal when Sarkisian hired him away to Texas.
March 7, 20232 yr Someone, please tell me how to feel about the last post. Is the mob for, against, or indifferent? I need to know whether or not to get my pitchfork ready.
March 7, 20232 yr On 3/2/2023 at 8:25 PM, Hank Chinaski said: What a great pic. Tim Donaghy, busted for betting on games he officiated, standing next to notorious gambler MJ, which conspiracy theorists speculate was the real reason for his first "retirement" (aka suspension).
March 7, 20232 yr Gonna guess the NFL team is the Texans. Ryans probably knows Becton from their time in the Bay Area.
March 7, 20232 yr 4 hours ago, RollLeft said: Someone, please tell me how to feel about the last post. Is the mob for, against, or indifferent? I need to know whether or not to get my pitchfork ready. Meh. I’d like someone who utilizes thick knee bands, plyimetrics, and sand pits
March 7, 20232 yr 4 hours ago, Wiler77 said: What a great pic. Tim Donaghy, busted for betting on games he officiated, standing next to notorious gambler MJ, which conspiracy theorists speculate was the real reason for his first "retirement" (aka suspension). The most interesting thing about all the Donaghy saga was how he called out the NBA for fixing games. It never went anywhere, but we all know it's fucking happening.
March 9, 20232 yr FCB I’m hearing Texas strength coach Torre Becton has been offered the same position with the Buffalo Bills. I’m hearing Becton would likely stay in Austin if Texas shows him a little love, because he believes the Longhorns are about to break through and because he has four daughters he’d rather not uproot. Becton recently had his contract extended at UT through February of 2025, but his $550,000 salary remained the same.
March 9, 20232 yr NFL doesn't typically pay assistants all that much. Usually their college counterparts earn more. I wonder what the Bills are offering.
March 9, 20232 yr 13 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said: NFL doesn't typically pay assistants all that much. Usually their college counterparts earn more. I wonder what the Bills are offering. What Becton makes now is roughly the same as a head strength coach in the NFL, but most NFL head strength coaches make more than most of their CFB counterparts. There are some CFB outliers that are either overpaid, are rewarded for tenure, or have been money whipped to take the job but those outliers aren't the market.
March 9, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Js1 said: Oh please, Texas can easily afford it What’s another $100K in a $230,000,000 budget? And the same goes for all the “minor” sports coaches.
March 9, 20232 yr 10 minutes ago, Armybrat said: What’s another $100K in a $230,000,000 budget? And the same goes for all the “minor” sports coaches. Hell, why not 750k? Still a drop in the bucket
March 9, 20232 yr 46 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said: What Becton makes now is roughly the same as a head strength coach in the NFL, but most NFL head strength coaches make more than most of their CFB counterparts. There are some CFB outliers that are either overpaid, are rewarded for tenure, or have been money whipped to take the job but those outliers aren't the market. So are we talking going from $550k to like $600-750k? According to an article Oklahoma State pays their guy 1 million a year, as the highest paid in the country, and the number two guy is paid $820k by Ohio State.
March 10, 20232 yr 44 minutes ago, texifornia said: We're so lucky to have such amazing support in Bellmont Hopefully a congratulatory trophy is the sports academia equivalent to a rolex on the way out the door.
March 10, 20232 yr 46 minutes ago, texifornia said: We're so lucky to have such amazing support in Bellmont I hope that was when it was announced because everybody in that picture is like WTF.
March 10, 20232 yr 58 minutes ago, texifornia said: We're so lucky to have such amazing support in Bellmont negged.
March 10, 20232 yr Someone, please tell me how to feel about the last post. Is the mob for, against, or indifferent? I need to know whether or not to get my pitchfork ready.Injuries seem to be fewer and less severe in the past two years vs the Strong/Herman days, but there were also times the team seemed to run out of 4th quarter has in '21, not so much in '22 though.
March 10, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Laga4 said: I hope that was when it was announced because everybody in that picture is like WTF. Doubtful that cast could be assembled today...
March 11, 20232 yr 15 hours ago, texifornia said: We're so lucky to have such amazing support in Bellmont Executive senior associate ad? What in the sidewinding fuck is that?
March 11, 20232 yr Executive senior associate ad? What in the sidewinding fuck is that?*scissoring fuck
March 12, 20232 yr On 3/10/2023 at 11:32 PM, Vertigo said: Executive senior associate ad? What in the sidewinding fuck is that? I believe it translates to “CDC’s lackey, who is kept far as fuck away from overseeing sports and hiring coaches, but knows where the bodies are buried so we can’t fire her”
March 12, 20232 yr 9 hours ago, Js1 said: I believe it translates to “CDC’s lackey, who is kept far as fuck away from overseeing sports and hiring coaches, but knows where the bodies are buried so we can’t fire her” Now that's a business card.
March 13, 20232 yr 6 hours ago, Vertigo said: Now that's a business card. It won’t surprise any of you, but she likes her cards “bone” color with the lettering in something called Sillian Grail.
March 13, 20232 yr On 3/10/2023 at 8:57 AM, ousux said: *gas You don't have to announce everything. We're not even in the same room.
March 26, 20232 yr Saw some chatter on twitter about Bo Davis being pursued for the open DL coach position at LSU. Any danger there since it's his Alma mater? Didn't he just sign a fat raise?
March 26, 20232 yr 15 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said: Saw some chatter on twitter about Bo Davis being pursued for the open DL coach position at LSU. Any danger there since it's his Alma mater? Didn't he just sign a fat raise? All I’ve seen is LSU fans wishcasting on twitter and reddit, no actual smoke
March 26, 20232 yr 18 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said: Saw some chatter on twitter about Bo Davis being pursued for the open DL coach position at LSU. Any danger there since it's his Alma mater? Didn't he just sign a fat raise? He was bumped up from 900k to 1 million last May. He is the 2nd highest paid DL coach in the country behind Larry Johnson. Jamar Cain was making 800k at LSU.
March 26, 20232 yr I can't imagine trading working in Austin for Baton Rouge or going from a seemingly good dude (Sark) to a douche-fuck like Brian Kelly
March 26, 20232 yr 42 minutes ago, Tylerocks said: I can't imagine trading working in Austin for Baton Rouge or going from a seemingly good dude (Sark) to a douche-fuck like Brian Kelly yeah. I'm thinking Bo is in the quality of life phase. he wants to win, but putting up with HC like Kelley and Saban is a pretty big ask
March 27, 20232 yr On 3/9/2023 at 11:21 AM, Ricky's one-hitter said: What Becton makes now is roughly the same as a head strength coach in the NFL, but most NFL head strength coaches make more than most of their CFB counterparts. There are some CFB outliers that are either overpaid, are rewarded for tenure, or have been money whipped to take the job but those outliers aren't the market. Buffalo is way cheaper than Austin, at least in terms of housing. But I'd say that's it's only real plus. https://www.bestplaces.net/cost-of-living/austin-tx/buffalo-ny/52000
March 27, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, Gut Wagon said: Buffalo is way cheaper than Austin, at least in terms of housing. But I'd say that's it's only real plus. https://www.bestplaces.net/cost-of-living/austin-tx/buffalo-ny/52000
March 27, 20232 yr Bo Davis is a fantastic DL coach. He's going to be rumored for most good jobs that come up.
March 27, 20232 yr 16 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said: Never heard of this LSU site, so may just be a Hamm-like fanboy. I shall weep if I have to change my screen name
April 11, 20232 yr Looks like Kliff Kingsbury is officially off the board for the offensive assistant to the Head Coach position: Edited April 11, 20232 yr by TheMailBox357
April 11, 20232 yr 11 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said: Looks like Kliff Kingsbury is officially off the board for the offensive assistant to the Head Coach position: Why are you posting that here? Has nothing to do with Texas you stupid fat fuck.
April 11, 20232 yr 22 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said: Looks like Kliff Kingsbury is officially off the board for the offensive assistant to the Head Coach position: 10 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: Why are you posting that here? Has nothing to do with Texas you stupid fat fuck. Because Kingsbury was pipedream name being thrown around as a possible offensive assistant to the Head Coach position hire earlier this year.
April 11, 20232 yr 6 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said: Because Kingsbury was pipedream name being thrown around as a possible offensive assistant to the Head Coach position hire earlier this year. He’s not getting hired here so your post was stupid and irrelevant. Go eat a ham you rat fuck
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