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Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Imagine standing there for 10 seconds with your hand raised and nobody comes to challenge you

I don't have to imagine it - i jsut got to watch it on TV live

 All three goals for the Dutch, the shooter was unmarked.

Really, really, REALLY terrible marking. Credit Holland for being so ruthless.

Meanwhile, we can't finish gilt-edged opportunities and score accidentally.

3 unmarked players in the box, 3 goals. 

1 minute ago, shadow_operative said:

antonee robinson is having a nightmare performance. 

Yep.  He just let the ball go out of bounds.

quality on service the difference today..US lacks it...Holland has it

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11 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Thanks. I never would have known if you weren't in here to comment as much. You've really opened this board's eyes to the situation on the pitch. I hope you continue to regale us with such prescient insights. 

Thanks for policing the game thread. I’m sure that was the only post deserving of your sanctimonious call out. 

Passing looks better with Reyna.  

Just now, CurlyDumps said:

THAT guy is nicknamed Jedi?

Well he clearly doesn't have Spidey senses

Yes, let’s invest more time passing the ball around in our own backfield. 

2 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Thanks for policing the game thread. I’m sure that was the only post deserving of your sanctimonious call out. 

A lot of your posts deserve sanctimonious call outs since you're one of the biggest dipshit posters here. 

LoL @ Jordan Morris.

Well, he'll run around a lot, much like Jesus, so I guess there's that.

When we have to put your hope on a bicycle kick from Zimmy... it's been a bad day.

We HAVE to have someone who can be more creative on corners.

I adore CP but ….

Might want to think about a different corner strategy when service is spotty and even when it’s good nobody on the team can get their head on the ball. 

Just now, ztejas said:

A lot of your posts deserve sanctimonious call outs since you're one of the biggest dipshit posters here. 

Fucking shit ton of casuals in here talking like they know what is what.

Just now, Bama Chick said:

We HAVE to have someone who can be more creative on corners.

I adore CP but ….

CP's service has been good this game. 

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4 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

THAT guy is nicknamed Jedi?

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Corners have actually been improved today

Just now, RamjetFDO said:

When we have to put your hope on a bicycle kick from Zimmy... it's been a bad day.

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Just now, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Not all Jedi are Yodas

Is he like a Make-a-Wish Jedi?

Just now, WBT said:

Corners have actually been improved today

From complete dogshit to just shit? 

Just now, ztejas said:

CP's service has been good this game. 

I agree. Much better from him.

Gio with ages over the ball and everyone is just standing still in the box.  Move, fuck!

The difference in spacing in the final 3rd between these 2 teams is fucking laughable 

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

Fucking shit ton of casuals in here talking like they know what is what.

Raises hand.  I at least played soccer, albeit defense. 

5 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Careful @ztejas will call you out for shitty posting 

CalL out team USA for shitty play 

Sucks being exposed, but we knew we had to find the right coach for 2026. 

Fuckin embarrassing tho to see our backline abused by crosses to wide open dudes x3. 

2 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


I said creative not better.

So you want us to roll out prime David Beckham? I'm not understanding. 

Our corner service has not been an issue today. 

We bitched about Wright and he scored and said “Fuck y’all!”.

Prove us wrong Jordan Morris!

Morris? I'm shocked that Beerholder didn't call up Zardes just to fly him in for this.

 running around with a man bun, I bet you go through a lot of scrunchies

So you want us to roll out prime David Beckham? I'm not understanding. 
Our corner service has not been an issue today. 

Dude. The contrarian thread police role you’re playing at today is annoying.

Other people have different opinions. Relax.

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