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I bet Gio doesn’t come on before 80’ if at all.   
 

We have nothing to lose at this point.  Take out Ferreira and Zimmerman.  Go with best players on field and if we can pull it back sub CCV for McKennie and hold on   

Pulisic       Reyna         Weah

Aaronson   Musah   MCkennie

              Adams

Jedi      Ream      Dest

 

          
 

 

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I only watch soccer every 4 years but I’m pretty sure you aren’t supposed to allow those guys to run free into the box.  
 

Gregg: “we’re too smart to do smart things.”

15 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

this team is horrible at controlling the ball off the first touch.  you can't build anything if the ball is flying 5 feet away every time a pass is made and you have to chase it back down

Thats been the case as long as I've watched US soccer. 

Now let’s put Gio in when they are up 2 and gonna packing 11 behind the ball…

At least he has saved his energy


And why JF today?!!

lazy defending.  seems like they are just happy to have made the knockout..

1 minute ago, pacman said:

Adams finally seems human today.

Yea, thought that was all Zimmerman but that effort back was trash.

we need the best players on the field, period

aaronson and reyna on and get rid of jesus. give mckinnie a break

Landon made great point on Adams on first goal.  I though that was him just jogging trailing behind Memphis.  He could have been there to challenge.  I don’t blame Zimmerman for not stepping up there.  
 

Second goal Dest just got beat.  

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

lazy defending.  seems like they are just happy to have made the knockout..

He was actually shit in the first three games.

Welp, that was fun while it lasted. Score sucks but at least the two female announcers on Telemundo are smoking hot.

6 minutes ago, Juicy said:

Zimmerman and JF into the staring lineup. Sick fucking moves Gregg.

Shittiest part of all of this is getting out of the group probably means we are stuck with this fuckhead for 4 more years. What a joke.

I don't see how. His lineup choices have been so highly questionable that it almost trumps what the team has done.

 

And given his feud with Gio, a once in a generation talent, and him not putting him on the field for reasons we can't tell, I don't know why you would bring Beerholder back.

The Dutch are about to do their best doorbolt impression.  

Got dam. That half was terrible. We wasted opportunities and have no clue what to do with the ball in the final third. Not nearly enough creativity. Oh and horrible giveaways in the midfield and lazy tracking, leaving them open for two great opportunities they put away. 
 

Just terrible all around. And that’s not even mentioning Berhalter’s shitty lineup and tactics. JFC. 

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1 minute ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Landon made great point on Adams on first goal.  I though that was him just jogging trailing behind Memphis.  He could have been there to challenge.  I don’t blame Zimmerman for not stepping up there.  
 

Second goal Dest just got beat.  

It's both, if you ask me. Adams much worse, but Zimm also has to step up there.

What's amazing is that a lot of the casual fans have no idea how good Reyna is. 

What I wouldn't give for Gio to step on the field, score a goal almost immediately, and then go Clint Mathis and run up to Gregg and point at his "wrist watch"

 

1 minute ago, pacman said:

we need the best players on the field, period

aaronson and reyna on and get rid of jesus. give mckinnie a break

Wouldn't be surprised if Gergg does this.

What we know about him, is he'll always roll out his goofy shit cuz he think he's brilliant. But what we've also seen is, he'll make emergency changes and fall back on conventional wisdom once his goofy shit starts to fail miserably.

This could end up being 3-0 or 4-0 or 5-0 or 6-0,  I don't have time to explain everything, but I've done the math

Welp, that was fun while it lasted. Score sucks but at least the two female announcers on Telemundo are smoking hot.

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4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Dumfries is class. Two perfect assists. 

"You are one ugly motherfucker".  Dude is >70% neanderthal.  

Berhalter is a results based retard. “Hurrrr durrrr we eeeked our way out of the group stage with some awful white knuckle halves, therefore my tactics worked”

Wait - Gio in at the 9!?!?

 

Now I would kill someone for this

2 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

What I wouldn't give for Gio to step on the field, score a goal almost immediately, and then go Clint Mathis and run up to Gregg and point at his "wrist watch"

 

 

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1 minute ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

We only scored 2 in the first round, don’t know where we’re gonna find 2 today.

This.  It’s like watching some of those Charlie teams once they fell behind by 2 touchdowns.  Like where the fuck do you think we are going to find goals if we couldn’t score when we were fresh

24 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Gregg's in a quandary because if he puts Reyna in at half he's going to wind up looking like a retard but that's the only way we win. 

Let's see how this plays out. 

Just now, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Where's Aaronson 

Berhalter can't put all of his bet players in, that would be just what they expect.

Just now, ztejas said:

Let's see how this plays out. 

Did you expect him to go full retard?

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FUCK!!!!

3 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Wait - Gio in at the 9!?!?

He has to be trolling us at this point. 

City needs to win a quadruple so we can money whip Pep. 

Wow, 4 games in a threatening corner

Two gifts from Holland now and we don't punish them.

US screws up twice, failing to mark on crosses, and the Dutch convert them both.

That's the difference.

Just now, ztejas said:

He has to be trolling us at this point. 

City needs to win a quadruple so we can money whip Pep. 

I say we money whip him period. 

the moment has big too big for the young team today...too anxious with their chances...

That was brilliant by Zimmerman. I'll give credit where it's due. 

Wow, that Zimmerman OG would have been chef's kiss

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