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Oh good so we're gonna get fucked by some dickhead Brazilian for 90 minutes. 

Been a nice run fellas. 

Just now, SimonBolivar said:

In theory

They're not open shots but why not kick it and hope for a rebound or a foul. 

2 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Not a soccer expert but do we have any strikers?  I've counted 2 or 3 possible shots that the US has passed on.  

We have players in that position.

Are they good ... 

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1 minute ago, Bama Chick said:

So these refs are going to be shit, huh?

They've been letting them play for most matches.  So much so, I don't know what constitutes a foul when they do call.

Edited by Mdhorn

I missed it in the pregame, is Sargent not fit? Ferreira has contributed absolutely zero through 25 minutes. 

another midfield turnover from a Ream pass

USA playing like they have a 3-0 lead running out the clock.

Just now, tokamak said:

I missed it in the pregame, is Sargent not fit? Ferreira has contributed absolutely zero through 25 minutes. 

ankle injury from previous game kept him out

They've been letting them play for most matches.  So much so, I don't know what constitutes a foul when they do call.
Much like the calculation of extra time.

I dunno.

This is the wrong lineup. One of Reyna or Aaronson need to be on the pitch. Jesus is fucking unplayable. 

Just lose this and fire this dickhead and make a run in 2026. 

Shout out to whoever was telling me that Robert Lewandoski in place of Jesus wouldn't make a difference. 

Edited by ztejas

We don't look threatening at all in possession in the final 3rd.  They're happy to sit back and let us kick it around.

5 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

This is incredibly stupid. This game has more than an hour to play, we're fine. We'll just need to settle in and play our game.

So the team that is averaging 0.75 goals per game who now need to score more than that are fine?

Speaking of stupid takes...

Just now, Pimphand said:

So the team that is averaging 0.75 goals per game who now need to score more than that are fine?

Speaking of stupid takes...

*0.6666

1 minute ago, WBT said:

We don't look threatening at all in possession in the final 3rd.  They're happy to sit back and let us kick it around.

It’s real real bad 

Just now, WBT said:

We don't look threatening at all in possession in the final 3rd.  They're happy to sit back and let us kick it around.

That's Berhalter ball at its ... best?

Possession for the sake of possession.

Finally Turner boots it up field.  We looked determined to keep passing it around in our box until we turned it over.

Ugh, feels like a matter of time before they get a second.

That guy couldn't find Tennessee on a map

Just now, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Jfc Zimmerman 

I'm beginning to think CCV should have gotten another nod.

2 minutes ago, tokamak said:

I missed it in the pregame, is Sargent not fit? Ferreira has contributed absolutely zero through 25 minutes. 

Not a doctoer, but seemed like Sargent might've mildly hyperextended his knee against Iran.

And not fanboying for Jesus, but what would you have him do at this point? He hasn't gotten any service, and he's having to track back to defend the counter.

Aside from the terrible marking on Holland's counter, I think the US has looked pretty good.

Just now, TexArcher said:

Ugh, feels like a matter of time before they get a second.

Given USA likes to just pass the ball around our end of field, what could go wrong?

Just now, Captain Ron said:

I'm beginning to think CCV should have gotten another nod.

we all assumed ccv was in b/c Zimmerman was so clearly failing the US but i guess gerg just thought he needed to rest.

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

And not fanboying for Jesus, but what would you have him do at this point? He hasn't gotten any service, and he's having to track back to defend the counter.

Jesus has been shockingly bad. Don't even attempt to begin defending him. Please. 

I mean, this looks like Mourinho-ball, only we don't have the god damned goal.

Just now, alincoln said:

Have to bring on Gio at HT

You'll get him at '78 down 2 goals and you'll like it. 

5 minutes ago, WBT said:

We don't look threatening at all in possession in the final 3rd.  They're happy to sit back and let us kick it around.

Yep. They can just crowd the box and force us to pick through the traffic …which we can’t. I’d say our best chance is a set piece except Pulisic is about as effective as I am on those. 

7 minutes ago, tokamak said:

I missed it in the pregame, is Sargent not fit? Ferreira has contributed absolutely zero through 25 minutes. 

Wrong.  He's turned the ball over twice for Dutch breakaways.

Does Marc Cohn play for the USMNT? Because it's like the defense told Depay, "Walk it in, Memphis."

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

You'll get him at '78 down 2 goals and you'll like it. 

That soon?

Just now, ztejas said:

Jesus has been shockingly bad. Don't even attempt to begin defending him. Please. 

Shockingly? Are you really that shocked if he doesn't play well?

Man, y'all go from overconfidence to bleeding bitter on the flip of a coin. No composure.

off-ball movement lacking from usa

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Our forwards are gratified defenders.

5 minutes ago, alincoln said:

Jesus is godawful

Woah Kanye

Just now, alincoln said:

What does Gio do there?

easily controls the ball and pushes it out wide to the runner?

Just now, alincoln said:

What does Gio do there?

Yeah but can he do that on a cold night in Portland?

2 minutes ago, alincoln said:

LVG owning gerrrggg

The guy who's managed at Ajax, Barca, Bayern, and Man United vs the guy with a .500 record at the Columbus Crew?  Huh.

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