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14 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Advantage Poland they said

Yeah 7 yellow cards for MX and 4 for Poland

Holy shit, Poland with the bad give away but Martinez shoots wide

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4 minutes ago, tokamak said:

2 more Poland yellows and we get a literal coin flip to decide this!

We are not savages here. We draw lots.

It's crazy how Poland has had barely any possession this half.  It's like they're happy putting their life in Saudi Arabia's hands.

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1 minute ago, WBT said:

It's crazy how Poland has had barely any possession this half.  It's like they're happy putting their life in Saudi Arabia's hands.

Bad BAD analogy.

Mexico could lose due to a different circumstance of "dos a cero"

2-0 Mexico win was not enough for them to advance, due to Argentina only securing a 2-0 win.

Even when they win 2-0, they lose

Too tragic

#nojinx

Edited by pacman

Mexico goal!!!!

edit: nevermind

Edited by tokamak

20 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Dude aren’t you Mexican-American? Everyone I’m friends that are with root for El Tri as at least their 1B team after Team USA

I don't know anyone that has 1a/1b USA and Mexico. One or the other and it's fuck Mexico 

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Just now, Zepol87 said:

I don't know anyone that has 1a/1b USA and Mexico. One or the other and it's fuck Mexico 

Usl Championship Football GIF by USL

Poland head one off the line.  Argentina corner coming up.

Poland have a 2 yellow card cushion.  They need to take a yellow for time wasting for the lulz.

Wish we had some free kicks like Mexico..give them that much

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Just now, WBT said:

Poland have a 2 yellow card cushion.  They need to take a yellow for time wasting for the lulz.

They need to score a goal to save their lives.

6 minutes ago, WBT said:

It's crazy how Poland has had barely any possession this half.  It's like they're happy putting their life in Saudi Arabia's hands.

Poland's manager saw Gergg's "strategy" work for 30 minutes yesterday and decided he'd give it a go for the full 90 today.

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Just now, tokamak said:

Mexico starting to dive

Diving is a yellow card offense.

Messi is just a badass.  I'm watching him away from the ball and he's got that relaxed walk like he can't be bothered. He doesn't waste energy and just keeps his spacing and watches all the kids run around playing defense.  Until it's time to attack. Then he fucking goes hard. I wish someone on the USMNT would go at defenders like that.    

It’s late enough that Argentina needs to tackle foul a pole on the box and give them a pk to ice it. 

I keep waiting for Poland to dribble to the corner to run out the clock lol

Just now, Captain Ron said:

They need to score a goal to save their lives.

No they dont they just need to not allow another goal and Saudi Arabia to not allow another goal.

HA!!!!! YES!!!! VIVA SAUDIS!!!!

Edited by mdmost

Argentina 2-0 final

lolololololololololololol

Edited by tokamak

Saudi Arabia score on the counter.

lolololololol

Just now, tokamak said:

Poland 0-2 Argentina FT

So it's simple now. Mexico needs a goal to move on.

...and we're done here.  :)

Just now, tokamak said:

Mexico needs a goal to move on.

Wrong goal. 

Just now, tokamak said:

Poland 0-2 Argentina FT

So it's simple now. Mexico needs a goal to move on.

Mexico needs 2 goals now

Mexico going out because of yellow cards would be ever so perfect for those cocksucking bitchass motherfuckers.

EDIT: nevermind.

Get fucked, LLLLa Tri. 

Edited by Dutch

Mexico would still go through if they score though.  GD would go back to level and they'd go up 1 on goals scored.

Just now, Dutch said:

Mexico going out because of yellow cards would be ever so perfect for those cocksucking bitchass motherfuckers.

No, they're going out because of that and giving up a goal in stoppage. 

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