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i've heard about this for a while, but wasn't sure how they would play with the tone to make it work.

 

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get in line lol.

I was gonna ask how on earth I ever missed the original true story of cocaine bear, but looked it up and it was in 1985. I'm pretty sure I'll see this, lol!

Should have made the cartoon bear look like the Annihilation bear or gone the other way and made it look like Yogi.  As is, I'm out.

Didn't get a real good look at all the production design, but you could pretty well tell this was mid-80's/peak bolivian marching powder.  From the Duran Duran song to the ambulance van to the camping gear.  I'm sure  there'll be some anachronisms, but this looks spot on.  

Pretty sure there are enough guns and gun owners in rural America to take out a crazy bear.

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

I was gonna ask how on earth I ever missed the original true story of cocaine bear, but looked it up and it was in 1985. I'm pretty sure I'll see this, lol!

Definitely.  Cannot wait.

Is this the sequel to The Great Outdoors? 

 

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The only way to do a movie like this is to just go way over the top....and they seem to have done just that.   Yeah, I'll watch this.  

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

Spotted the late great Ray Liotta, so they must have been sitting on this a while.

Where do you think the bear got the cocaine?

 

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7 hours ago, 'stache said:

I was gonna ask how on earth I ever missed the original true story of cocaine bear, but looked it up and it was in 1985. 

No shit? There's no other decade this story could have happened 

2 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

There's no other decade this story could have happened 

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The film is inspired by the real story of a 175-pound American black bear that died after ingesting a duffel bag full of cocaine in December 1985. The cocaine was dropped out of an airplane piloted by Andrew C. Thornton II, a former narcotics officer and convicted drug smuggler, because his plane was carrying too heavy a load. Thornton then jumped off the plane with a faulty parachute and died. The bear was found three months later in the north of the state of Georgiaalongside 40 opened plastic containers of cocaine.[2][3] The bear is currently on display at the Kentucky for Kentucky Fun Mall in Lexington, Kentucky, US.[4]"Cocaine Bear" was coined by Kentucky for Kentucky in 2015.[5]

 

10 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

No shit? There's no other decade this story could have happened 

Cause Nancy Reagan won the war on drugs?

That bear went full Rick James

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6 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

From Wikipedia:

kentucky fun mall sounds fun.

7 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

The film is inspired by the real story of a 175-pound American black bear that died after ingesting a duffel bag full of cocaine in December 1985. The cocaine was dropped out of an airplane piloted by Andrew C. Thornton II, a former narcotics officer and convicted drug smuggler, because his plane was carrying too heavy a load. Thornton then jumped off the plane with a faulty parachute and died. The bear was found three months later in the north of the state of Georgiaalongside 40 opened plastic containers of cocaine.[2][3] The bear is currently on display at the Kentucky for Kentucky Fun Mall in Lexington, Kentucky, US.[4]"Cocaine Bear" was coined by Kentucky for Kentucky in 2015.

So it took them 30 years to come up with the name "Cocaine Bear," for a bear that ate a bunch of cocaine?   

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that dude cracks me.

the clips of customers saying "they never want to come back to the store" kill me

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

So it took them 30 years to come up with the name "Cocaine Bear," for a bear that ate a bunch of cocaine?   

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I thought he was named Pablo Escobear?

I'm so fucking in.  My nasal passages are ready. 

 

Also- how about the Americans reunion?   Maybe we'll get a nice close up of Keri Russell's ass just like the good ol days.  

On 11/30/2022 at 1:38 PM, YGIFS said:

Didn't get a real good look at all the production design, but you could pretty well tell this was mid-80's/peak bolivian marching powder.  From the Duran Duran song to the ambulance van to the camping gear.  I'm sure  there'll be some anachronisms, but this looks spot on.  

Um, that's not an original Duran Duran song.    This is the Melle Mel orginal from Grandmaster Flash & the Furious Five.  

 

And this looks awesome.

Yeah well, while locked in a bathroom with the bear…he said it was a Duran Duran original.  And you never argue with the bear holding.  

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12 hours ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Saw thread title and thought someone finally made a movie about my 20s.

Same. I thought it was a doc about my time in Juarez circa '02 ... '03..

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On 11/30/2022 at 6:37 PM, henrygandorf said:

directed by elizabeth banks.  just like you probably all assumed.

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I watched this already.  Cousin Richie is a dick.

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this gotdamn thing currently sitting at 93% on RT 🤣

 

I remember Banks talking about this on Smartless probably a year or so ago. I had completely forgotten about it. In. 

5 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Sunday matinee bitches! Gonna do some gaggers in the unisex bathrooms.

Does this mean that you’re going deep throat some dudes in the unisex bathroom?

so i assume in scene 2, the bear shits in the woods.  likely right after his first rail.

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5 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Does this mean that you’re going deep throat some dudes in the unisex bathroom?

Not my style. Gagger also means lines of blow.

16 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Not my style. Gagger also means lines of blow.

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26 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

But couldn’t deep throating a bunch of dudes in a bathroom also be described as lines of blow?

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HOLLYWOOD—Rushing to gather as much footage as they could piece together from what was already available on the internet, panicked producers of the film Cocaine Bear were scrambling Friday to expand four minutes of social media clips into an actual movie. “Shit, we didn’t think anyone was actually going to expect an entire feature film version of the six or seven clips that are on Twitter and Facebook,” said producer Elizabeth Banks, doing her best to remain composed as she used the same clip of the bear looking angry multiple times to create several more minutes of a final cut. “If I put all the scenes of the bear chasing Keri Russell and the other cast members in slow-mo, that will probably get us to about 15 or 20 minutes. Damn, I’m just going to have to loop the clip of the bear attacking that guy a bunch of times and hope nobody notices.” At press time, Banks was frantically putting the finishing touches on an extended 45-minute credits sequence for the film’s release this weekend.

https://www.theonion.com/panicked-cocaine-bear-producers-scrambling-to-expand-1850156434

22 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Gagger also means lines of blow.

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