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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Always has to be some expert to try and inject reality into movie plots.

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I love the guy and feel bad when internet people shit on him, claiming he always puts the brakes on a good time.   But Neil?  Fuck you this time.  Mainly for Shitty conjugation.  Bears; plural.  

It was pretty good. A lot of laugh out loud moments.

“You’ve got a dusty beaver there, Ranger.”

“I’m working on that.”

Always has to be some expert to try and inject reality into movie plots.
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NGT is a total cooler on any party. He’d be more entertaining if he talked thru a Hawking box.

I always wondered why Hawking continued with that 70’s HAL9000 style voice. He could have switched to something new and sounded like Sean Connery or Churchill.
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1 hour ago, Texzilla58 said:


NGT is a total cooler on any party. He’d be more entertaining if he talked thru a Hawking box.

I always wondered why Hawking continued with that 70’s HAL9000 style voice. He could have switched to something new and sounded like Sean Connery or Churchill.

Hawking was a vain asshole, so it fits he'd want people to adapt to him and not the other way around.

Looking forward to watching it with my Delta 9 Gummies. 
 

Story makes total sense btw….most of us are old enough to remember the original cocaine bear…

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1. Pub trivia team name this week was "Cocaine Bear Stare"

2. Saw it tonight and it was exactly how I figured 95 minutes of a movie called Cocaine Bear would go. Much like Bullet Train in terms of violence/cursing/ridiculous. It was a great time if you go in knowing what you're getting.

Sounds fun to go see at an Alamo Drafthouse. I saw Snakes on a Plane there and had a blast. I"m glad they made this movie since it is so 80's. I have a friend that I need to go with to an Alamo Drafthouse showing. We'll take some edibles and go back to our time.

  • 2 weeks later...

Watched it last night. I thought it had just the right amount of bear and cocaine. Several LOL moments.

Welp, movie name checks out.   

Went in expecting it to be dumb but mildly entertaining, and I wasn't disappointed.  

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Although I didn't understand having the kids do a bunch of coke without exhibiting any effects.

 

  • 5 months later...

On Prime now for those unaware. 

It was hilariously awful. And by that, I mean hilariously awesome. 

“Do you? I have your fingers in my pocket.” 

To each his/her own. Tried to watch it a couple months ago on Peacock, had to bail after about 30-40 minutes. One of the worst movies I ever attempted to watch. Wasn’t funny, ironically or otherwise, and I love dark, subversive shit. This didn’t hit the mark. Just my opinion.

1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

To each his/her own. Tried to watch it a couple months ago on Peacock, had to bail after about 30-40 minutes. One of the worst movies I ever attempted to watch. Wasn’t funny, ironically or otherwise, and I love dark, subversive shit. This didn’t hit the mark. Just my opinion.

You made it longer than I did.  I gave up after 20 minutes or so.  Just dreadful.  Yes, I know they were winking at the camera.  It was still terrible.  

On 3/15/2023 at 8:01 PM, DixonHur said:

Welp, movie name checks out.   

Went in expecting it to be dumb but mildly entertaining, and I wasn't disappointed.  

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Although I didn't understand having the kids do a bunch of coke without exhibiting any effects.

 

To be fair, it's a movie about a bear doing cocaine.

Yeah for my taste I think a 10 minute YouTube parody would be funny, I’m not sure I have much interest in a feature length movie.

55 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

If you watched it sober you're doing it wrong.

If you watched it expecting anything other than a bear doing cocaine you're doing it wrong.

  • 3 weeks later...

Wife made me attempt to watch it because some asshole named Dax on a podcast raved about it. She finally stopped trying to like it after about 30-40 minutes. I was happy to turn it off. I will kick this Dax in the balls if I ever meet him in person. That will make us even. 

Edited by UT_OB1

Probably Dax Sheppard. Feel free to kick him in the balls for me. Has nothing to do with Cocaine Bear.

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