February 25, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said: Always has to be some expert to try and inject reality into movie plots. I love the guy and feel bad when internet people shit on him, claiming he always puts the brakes on a good time. But Neil? Fuck you this time. Mainly for Shitty conjugation. Bears; plural.
February 25, 20232 yr It was pretty good. A lot of laugh out loud moments. “You’ve got a dusty beaver there, Ranger.”“I’m working on that.”
February 25, 20232 yr Always has to be some expert to try and inject reality into movie plots. NGT is a total cooler on any party. He’d be more entertaining if he talked thru a Hawking box. I always wondered why Hawking continued with that 70’s HAL9000 style voice. He could have switched to something new and sounded like Sean Connery or Churchill.
February 25, 20232 yr Author 1 hour ago, Texzilla58 said: NGT is a total cooler on any party. He’d be more entertaining if he talked thru a Hawking box. I always wondered why Hawking continued with that 70’s HAL9000 style voice. He could have switched to something new and sounded like Sean Connery or Churchill. Hawking was a vain asshole, so it fits he'd want people to adapt to him and not the other way around.
February 25, 20232 yr Looking forward to watching it with my Delta 9 Gummies. Story makes total sense btw….most of us are old enough to remember the original cocaine bear…
February 27, 20232 yr Author Best time I've had In a theater since Rocky 4. Drink up, smoke up, and have a good time. Edited February 27, 20232 yr by MissingInAction
March 4, 20232 yr 1. Pub trivia team name this week was "Cocaine Bear Stare" 2. Saw it tonight and it was exactly how I figured 95 minutes of a movie called Cocaine Bear would go. Much like Bullet Train in terms of violence/cursing/ridiculous. It was a great time if you go in knowing what you're getting.
March 4, 20232 yr Sounds fun to go see at an Alamo Drafthouse. I saw Snakes on a Plane there and had a blast. I"m glad they made this movie since it is so 80's. I have a friend that I need to go with to an Alamo Drafthouse showing. We'll take some edibles and go back to our time.
March 15, 20232 yr Watched it last night. I thought it had just the right amount of bear and cocaine. Several LOL moments.
March 16, 20232 yr Welp, movie name checks out. Went in expecting it to be dumb but mildly entertaining, and I wasn't disappointed. Spoiler Although I didn't understand having the kids do a bunch of coke without exhibiting any effects.
August 19, 20232 yr On Prime now for those unaware. It was hilariously awful. And by that, I mean hilariously awesome. “Do you? I have your fingers in my pocket.”
August 19, 20232 yr To each his/her own. Tried to watch it a couple months ago on Peacock, had to bail after about 30-40 minutes. One of the worst movies I ever attempted to watch. Wasn’t funny, ironically or otherwise, and I love dark, subversive shit. This didn’t hit the mark. Just my opinion.
August 19, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said: To each his/her own. Tried to watch it a couple months ago on Peacock, had to bail after about 30-40 minutes. One of the worst movies I ever attempted to watch. Wasn’t funny, ironically or otherwise, and I love dark, subversive shit. This didn’t hit the mark. Just my opinion. You made it longer than I did. I gave up after 20 minutes or so. Just dreadful. Yes, I know they were winking at the camera. It was still terrible.
August 19, 20232 yr On 3/15/2023 at 8:01 PM, DixonHur said: Welp, movie name checks out. Went in expecting it to be dumb but mildly entertaining, and I wasn't disappointed. Hide contents Although I didn't understand having the kids do a bunch of coke without exhibiting any effects. To be fair, it's a movie about a bear doing cocaine.
August 21, 20232 yr Yeah for my taste I think a 10 minute YouTube parody would be funny, I’m not sure I have much interest in a feature length movie.
August 22, 20232 yr 55 minutes ago, MissingInAction said: If you watched it sober you're doing it wrong. If you watched it expecting anything other than a bear doing cocaine you're doing it wrong.
September 12, 20232 yr Wife made me attempt to watch it because some asshole named Dax on a podcast raved about it. She finally stopped trying to like it after about 30-40 minutes. I was happy to turn it off. I will kick this Dax in the balls if I ever meet him in person. That will make us even. Edited September 12, 20232 yr by UT_OB1
September 13, 20232 yr Probably Dax Sheppard. Feel free to kick him in the balls for me. Has nothing to do with Cocaine Bear.
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