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#451
21 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

This assumes every Costco entrance and store layout is the same. They aren't. Also assumes stupid assholes don't block the wall aisle that has mattresses and other shit. Hint: they do.

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#452
On 7/17/2023 at 8:48 AM, Jerry Callo said:

Walk in, show your card, and make a hard right.  Aisle along the side with the mattresses is for passing the dipshits.  


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#453
3 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

 

It's just a PSA for people who think that workaround is universal.

For me and the South Austin Costco, the only way to avoid all the assholes is to arrive at 8:20 M-Th, get a dirty look from the greeter and be told the store is closing in 10 minutes.

And then you still have to deal with all the Indian families who shop late, but that time is the best you're gonna get.

#454
It's just a PSA for people who think that workaround is universal.
For me and the South Austin Costco, the only way to avoid all the assholes is to arrive at 8:20 M-Th, get a dirty look from the greeter and be told the store is closing in 10 minutes.
And then you still have to deal with all the Indian families who shop late, but that time is the best you're gonna get.

Eagerly awaiting your take on Costco India
#455
7 minutes ago, TxTower said:


Eagerly awaiting your take on Costco India

Lol. I think rage might be a little xenophobic 

#459

Kirkland sports drinks for the win.  24 bottles (20 oz) for $12.  HEB's "Hill Country Fare" budget brand is $11 for a 24 pack, but those are 12 oz bottles.  God Bless CostCo, and please ma'am, get out of the middle of the aisle.

#465
12 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

None of you sedentary fuckers need sports drink equivalents 

True, but the guys I'm buying it for will be outside all day, so yeah.

#468
4 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

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First time seeing these in the freezer section…is this normal?

Yeah, those have been in the Austin stores for a few years.

#473
43 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

$100/lb for frozen steak?  No thanks.

it's legit A5 Wagyu man, that's the cost.

will i be buying it? never.

#474
10 minutes ago, NoName said:

it's legit A5 Wagyu man, that's the cost.

Frozen?  If you go to a high end butcher, are they selling you frozen or thawed Wagyu?

#475
Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Frozen?  If you go to a high end butcher, are they selling you frozen or thawed Wagyu?

It may be thawed when you buy it from the high end butcher, but it came to him frozen. Like the rest of the steaks you buy at any grocer.

#476
It may be thawed when you buy it from the high end butcher, but it came to him frozen. Like the rest of the steaks you buy at any grocer.

Wut? I can get beef and seafood that’s never been frozen from my H‑E‑B.
#477
On 7/25/2023 at 2:28 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Frozen?  If you go to a high end butcher, are they selling you frozen or thawed Wagyu?

if it's from japan maybe (which that is)? it's vacuum sealed then frozen it looks like so should be fine?

#478
1 hour ago, scottsins said:


Wut? I can get beef and seafood that’s never been frozen from my H‑E‑B.

 

You have fallen for marketing my friend. 

 

Source - My wife who has been a meat and seafood buyer for 15 years at both HEB and Whole Foods.

 

There may be a couple of never frozen items, but the vast majority (over 75%) of all the meat and seafood was frozen previously.

#479
22 minutes ago, UnivTex34 said:

 

You have fallen for marketing my friend. 

 

Source - My wife who has been a meat and seafood buyer for 15 years at both HEB and Whole Foods.

 

There may be a couple of never frozen items, but the vast majority (over 75%) of all the meat and seafood was frozen previously.

i didn't know that about meat (but it makes sense) - my understanding is that basically all grocery store seafood is flash frozen on the boat with very, very few exceptions

#480

Yeah, Unless I'm watching a boat roll up to the pier with the fresh catch, I'm probably more skeptical of any food that has never been frozen. Sounds unsafe. 

#481
48 minutes ago, UnivTex34 said:

 

You have fallen for marketing my friend. 

 

Source - My wife who has been a meat and seafood buyer for 15 years at both HEB and Whole Foods.

 

There may be a couple of never frozen items, but the vast majority (over 75%) of all the meat and seafood was frozen previously.

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#483

Those shishitos are possibly the most addictive snack I've had in years. Delete your post, sir, and never mention these delectably crunchy little fuckers to anyone else lest they become a scarcity of the grocery world. 

#484

The A5 is legit.  Cooked it a few times.  It is so rich, 1 steak will feed 2 couples with leftovers.  Pro tip:  Sear very quickly.  Using typical cooking times for rare, medium rare, medium is too long for A5.  On the Blackstone, I do 2 minutes each side and it has a nice crust and a perfect rare/medium rare.

#485
15 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

These slam and go hard. Gonna go and buy them out tomorrow.

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I wanted to by these so badly, but they are loaded in carbs. Which pissed me off, because looking at the incredients I can't directly identify what they're putting on it to make them so fucking carb heavy. Shoshito peppers on their own aren't terribly carby. 

#486
4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I wanted to by these so badly, but they are loaded in carbs. Which pissed me off, because looking at the incredients I can't directly identify what they're putting on it to make them so fucking carb heavy. Shoshito peppers on their own aren't terribly carby. 

That's the only downside.  I couldn't figure it out either but I just googled maltodextrin and it's a straight carbohydrate powder used as a sweetener. 100g of maltodextrin contains 97g of carbs.

#487
2 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

That's the only downside.  I couldn't figure it out either but I just googled maltodextrin and it's a straight carbohydrate powder used as a sweetener. 100g of maltodextrin contains 97g of carbs.

God fucking damnit. Why the fuck can't these people learn to use erythritol?

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#488
36 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

That's the only downside.  I couldn't figure it out either but I just googled maltodextrin and it's a straight carbohydrate powder used as a sweetener. 100g of maltodextrin contains 97g of carbs.

97% is impressive 

#491
3 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Already has Christmas shit out in the woodlands

and all the new cold weather tailgating gear has been up for a month, so you can sport your new down jacket at the Rice game when it's 103

#492

Lol. I bought two long sleeve shirts today. 

Also, there was a woman in a short pink mini skirt today. Literally could see the fold of her butt as she pushed the cart. If she bent to get anything on the lower half of a shelf, it would have bared the entire thing. Seems like there is always 1-2 people just dressed wild in Costco when I visit. 

23 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Already has Christmas shit out in the woodlands

Mine too. 

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#494

Kirkland toilet paper fucking sucks and I’m pissed I see lots of carts at Costco carrying it. “Maybe they know something that I don’t”…Should’ve stuck with charmin soft, now we have this shit to deal with the next few weeks. Won’t get mad at kid for unraveling it
Their paper towels though are legit bountyesque

#495
55 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Kirkland toilet paper fucking sucks and I’m pissed I see lots of carts at Costco carrying it. “Maybe they know something that I don’t”…Should’ve stuck with charmin soft, now we have this shit to deal with the next few weeks. Won’t get mad at kid for unraveling it
Their paper towels though are legit bountyesque

Don't even get me started on how coddled the modern anus is.

#498
13 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Kirkland toilet paper fucking sucks and I’m pissed I see lots of carts at Costco carrying it. “Maybe they know something that I don’t”…Should’ve stuck with charmin soft, now we have this shit to deal with the next few weeks. Won’t get mad at kid for unraveling it
Their paper towels though are legit bountyesque

Compared to the Scott singly ply in my office shitters, Kirkland toilet paper is like wiping your ass with a huge fluffy cotton ball.

#499
1 hour ago, baboso said:

Compared to the Scott singly ply in my office shitters, 

That should be an OSHA violation.

#500
Compared to the Scott singly ply in my office shitters, Kirkland toilet paper is like wiping your ass with a huge fluffy cotton ball.

I mean sorry for the PTSD. Sorry you have to endure this.

Charmin soft to Kirkland feels like I’m wiping with one ply. Quite the downgrade

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