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#751
49 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

One hearing aid died, 10 minutes at Costco they replaced the doohickey and its as good as new. 3 years into cheap ($1,500) Philips from Costco and they have by far been the best purchase of my entire life.

 

Just get one of these.  They never break down.

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#752
10 hours ago, Etexhorn13 said:

My oldest is going through a picky eating phase, to the point that the only chicken nuggets he will eat are Chick-fil-A. What can I say, the kid has good taste. These Kirkland “chicken chunks” are about as close as you could possibly get to chickfila, from size, shape, quality, and flavor after popping in the air fryer for 10 min. We will be keeping these in the freezer for sure.

https://www.costcobusinessdelivery.com/kirkland-signature-lightly-breaded-chicken-breast-chunks%2C-boneless-skinless%2C-4-lbs.product.2001153194.html

When my kids were young, they would almost exclusively eat those Costco dinosaur shaped nuggets.  As bad, enabling parents we would even bring ziplocs of them over to siblings/in-laws places to heat and serve.  

#753
17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

7 yo stained mattresses return, approved 

 

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So a while back, the GF bought a couple of rugs that came in a box.  When she got them home, she didn't like the color against the color of the walls, so she asked me to return them.  I've NEVER done a costco return before.  So, I'm in the line, and it's two wide.  I'm returning two folded rugs in the original unopened box, with the purchase receipt from two days previous.  As my quick transaction is wrapping up, the cashier next to mine says "NEXT" and a guy walks up with a package of meat.  The cashier says "what do we have here?"

The guy says "I bought this and forgot about it in the trunk of my car". 

Motherfucker ruined meat 100% due to his own stupidity, and had the balls to return it.  I would have thrown a coke on him, but costco only has pepsi (for now). 

#755
3 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

So a while back, the GF bought a couple of rugs that came in a box.  When she got them home, she didn't like the color against the color of the walls, so she asked me to return them.  I've NEVER done a costco return before.  So, I'm in the line, and it's two wide.  I'm returning two folded rugs in the original unopened box, with the purchase receipt from two days previous.  As my quick transaction is wrapping up, the cashier next to mine says "NEXT" and a guy walks up with a package of meat.  The cashier says "what do we have here?"

The guy says "I bought this and forgot about it in the trunk of my car". 

Motherfucker ruined meat 100% due to his own stupidity, and had the balls to return it.  I would have thrown a coke on him, but costco only has pepsi (for now). 

Fuckers do that at Home Depot and Lowe’s, pisses me off.

#758

Shortly into the new year we walked out of Costco and were passed by a lady coming in carrying 2 dryed poinsettia stems in their pots. We looked at each other flabbergasted. Yup, bought them for Christmas, let them die, return them after the holidays.

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#759
8 minutes ago, Sam Lin said:

Shortly into the new year we walked out of Costco and were passed by a lady coming in carrying 2 dryed poinsettia stems in their pots. We looked at each other flabbergasted. Yup, bought them for Christmas, let them die, return them after the holidays.

 

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#760
9 hours ago, RMac5 said:

Fuckers do that at Home Depot and Lowe’s, pisses me off.

Home Depot and Lowe's sell meat, and allowed you to return it?

#761
44 minutes ago, Deej said:

Home Depot and Lowe's sell meat, and allowed you to return it?

It’s tough as a board.

#762

Costco famously changed electronics returns to 90 days due to these assholes.  

And make no mistake Costco isn't taking back these returns at their own expense, they are being line item deducted from payments to vendors.

#763
3 hours ago, Deej said:

Home Depot and Lowe's sell meat, and allowed you to return it?

They call it beef jerky, where the fuck you been?

#765
13 hours ago, elfenix said:

costco will take back anything, even a half eaten hotdog.

Pro move is to buy two, eat half of each, and return both.

 

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#766
3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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Damn, just missed out on this sale. 

I was in the warehouse an hour ago and it's still on sale.  I noticed it as I walked by. 

#767

as to the returns, Costco is starting to notice.  Somebody on Reddit said he got a letter from Costco saying that he's returned 90% of the men's clothing that he's purchased, and asking him to shop elsewhere for clothing. 

#769
3 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Pro move is to buy two, eat half of each, and return both.

What kind of girly man only eats one hot dog?

#770
as to the returns, Costco is starting to notice.  Somebody on Reddit said he got a letter from Costco saying that he's returned 90% of the men's clothing that he's purchased, and asking him to shop elsewhere for clothing. 

That’s ridiculous. What a pain in the ass customer and they should be banned
#771
1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

as to the returns, Costco is starting to notice.  Somebody on Reddit said he got a letter from Costco saying that he's returned 90% of the men's clothing that he's purchased, and asking him to shop elsewhere for clothing. 

 

33 minutes ago, Updawg said:


That’s ridiculous. What a pain in the ass customer and they should be banned

I'll let y'all enlighten me on this one. I mean, clothes aren't food. They can be re-sold after they're put back on the floor. Unless this shit is showing up muddy and torn, isn't it plausible most of the clothes didn't fit how he liked becuase there aren't any dressing rooms?

#772
On 2/10/2025 at 7:02 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

Those are copies (or just repackaging) of the Bare brand that is also there. Bare has patties as well, if chick-fil-a sandwiches are also acceptable.  Don’t recall seeing the patties in the Kirkland packaging yet. 

Kirkland are better than Bare. I did a taste test a while back.  Both are good, though.

#773
16 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

I'll let y'all enlighten me on this one. I mean, clothes aren't food. They can be re-sold after they're put back on the floor. Unless this shit is showing up muddy and torn, isn't it plausible most of the clothes didn't fit how he liked becuase there aren't any dressing rooms?

But 90%?  That's beyond excessive.  

#774

Eventually you should have an idea of what size clothes to buy. If you are very picky about fit then you probably shouldn’t be buying clothes at Costco

#775
33 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

But 90%?  That's beyond excessive.  

 

21 minutes ago, Updawg said:

Eventually you should have an idea of what size clothes to buy. If you are very picky about fit then you probably shouldn’t be buying clothes at Costco

Sure, but unlike horrible Costco returns like rusted grills and half eaten food, this feels like a victimless crime. Unless the clothes had skid marks in the pants, just throw them back on the table. 

#776
13 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

Sure, but unlike horrible Costco returns like rusted grills and half eaten food, this feels like a victimless crime. Unless the clothes had skid marks in the pants, just throw them back on the table. 

At least rocko had the decency to leave the tag on his “to be returned after use” clothing.  This guy probably did not. 

#777
23 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

Sure, but unlike horrible Costco returns like rusted grills and half eaten food, this feels like a victimless crime. Unless the clothes had skid marks in the pants, just throw them back on the table. 

It still costs money to Costco to process all those returns and restock the merchandise.

#778
9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

At least rocko had the decency to leave the tag on his “to be returned after use” clothing.  This guy probably did not. 

I would have to assume with rocko there is a 95+% chance of skidmarks, because he was too fucking stupid to figure out to how wipe his ass. 

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#780
59 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I would have to assume with rocko there is a 95+% chance of skidmarks, because he was too fucking stupid to figure out to how wipe his ass. 

 

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#782
Sure, but unlike horrible Costco returns like rusted grills and half eaten food, this feels like a victimless crime. Unless the clothes had skid marks in the pants, just throw them back on the table. 

Wait…you have clothes WITHOUT skidmarks? Humblebrag much?
#785
On 2/10/2025 at 11:35 PM, RMac5 said:

Fuckers do that at Home Depot and Lowe’s, pisses me off.

Who buys meat at Home Depot or Lowe's?

#786
22 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Wait…you have clothes WITHOUT skidmarks? Humblebrag much?

You need to listen to 3putt

On 2/11/2025 at 6:10 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

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#788
On 2/12/2025 at 12:42 AM, Mack Tripper said:

In December I saw a lady returning an opened bag of Halloween candy that was half full. 

Better than being half empty I suppose 

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#790
15 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

from Reddit, anybody try?

 

 

 

I've burned a couple of bags of it.  Comparable to the Kingsford Professional briquettes they also sell.  

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#797

Didn’t read entire thread , so apologies if discussed but has anyone ever used Costco travel? I’ve heard good things about it from ex coworkers . I’m not currently a Costco member but considering it for the travel benefits.

#798
1 minute ago, txduck87 said:

Didn’t read entire thread , so apologies if discussed but has anyone ever used Costco travel? I’ve heard good things about it from ex coworkers . I’m not currently a Costco member but considering it for the travel benefits.

I've used it a few times, it's worth it. Got a really good deal on a hotel in Hawaii a few years back, and then when I got home a few weeks later like $200 worth of costco cash cards just showed up in my mail because they were part of the travel package. 

#799
11 minutes ago, txduck87 said:

Didn’t read entire thread , so apologies if discussed but has anyone ever used Costco travel? I’ve heard good things about it from ex coworkers . I’m not currently a Costco member but considering it for the travel benefits.

 

9 minutes ago, hornian said:

I've used it a few times, it's worth it. Got a really good deal on a hotel in Hawaii a few years back, and then when I got home a few weeks later like $200 worth of costco cash cards just showed up in my mail because they were part of the travel package. 

a friend of mine was planning a trip to Greece with a friend, and was complaining about the cost.  I suggested she check Costco travel.  She called a week later sucking my dick over the phone because she got a much better trip for less money. 

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#800
a friend of mine was planning a trip to Greece with a friend, and was complaining about the cost.  I suggested she check Costco travel.  She called a week later sucking my dick over the phone because she got a much better trip for less money. 

So….what kind of phone do you have?

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