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So….what kind of phone do you have?

I don’t think they sell that type of phone at Costco.
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    Jesus, if you dress like that, there won’t be any pussy left for the rest of us.

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    $80 worth of filets mislabeled as stew meat at the bunker hill Costco… felt so wrong and so right at the same time. 

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11 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

She called a week later sucking my dick over the phone

That's called OnlyFans. 

Costco opening a free-standing gas station in Mission Viejo CA.  Will not be connected to a store.

21 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


So….what kind of phone do you have?

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5 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Costco opening a free-standing gas station in Mission Viejo CA.  Will not be connected to a store.

Interesting location. Not the best access there. I’ll still use it though…

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5 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Tried these for the first time, good shit. On sale for $11. 

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Costco Karen is quite a bit extra. 

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CostCo needs to switch to Sierra Nevada products.  I'd let my wife go scour the store for an hour and I'd get my drink on.

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21 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

CostCo needs to switch to Sierra Nevada products.  I'd let my wife go scour the store for an hour and I'd get my drink on.

 

whoke foods wine and beer bar was damn great 

My (long ago) return experience at Costco.

I have a roughly 6 month old 19” TV with integrated DVD player.  I paid like $399 for it at the time.  DVD player fails.  I take it into Costco in an attempt to either (1) have them guide me with a warranty claim or (2) exchange the for the same thing.  

They say, “we’ll just refund and you can go buy a new one.”  
I respond, “well, they are $100 less expensive now.  I am good with an exchange.”  
Costco person says, “It is a different model number, so we cannot do an exchange.”
They insist.  I tell them that this is an unsustainable model, as people will take advantage of it, especially at the rate of technology change these days.

Took about a decade, but they made the change. 

I recently returned a rose bush that had died.  It owned it for about 6 weeks.  The other 9 I bought survived.  After a couple of months, the problem is me.

The assohole who returned a stained bed after 7 years should have his privileges revoked.

18 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

The new Kirkland diapers suck ass 

That seems uh good?

48 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

The new Kirkland diapers suck ass 

Maybe you need to see a doctor?

Don't know if this is the right thread (or should it be getting old suxes) but I hear Costco's hearing aids were awesome about $4000 cheaper than my doctors brand.  Any comment?  Speak UP please. 

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

The new Kirkland diapers suck ass 

These?

 

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3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

The new Kirkland diapers suck ass 

Try moving up a size to the 44 inch waist.

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3 hours ago, Litig8r said:

Don't know if this is the right thread (or should it be getting old suxes) but I hear Costco's hearing aids were awesome about $4000 cheaper than my doctors brand.  Any comment?  Speak UP please. 

We just purchased some for the mil. Went with the 5k pair because her hearing loss is substantial. The dr said the Costco pair can be good for many but due to her age and amount of hearing loss he recommended the more technologically advanced pair.

7 minutes ago, Chopper said:

We just purchased some for the mil. Went with the 5k pair 

Not gonna lie, I read the response before the quote, and I thought you were talking about diapers.

12 hours ago, Litig8r said:

Don't know if this is the right thread (or should it be getting old suxes) but I hear Costco's hearing aids were awesome about $4000 cheaper than my doctors brand.  Any comment?  Speak UP please. 

If you've heard that, it's likely you don't actually need them.

13 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

The new Kirkland diapers suck ass 

Are you wearing the right size?

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14 hours ago, Chopper said:

We just purchased some for the mil. Went with the 5k pair because her hearing loss is substantial. The dr said the Costco pair can be good for many but due to her age and amount of hearing loss he recommended the more technologically advanced pair.

For 5k, of course he did.

4 hours ago, Deej said:

For 5k, of course he did.

You can read about it online and the pros and cons of each. What's online matched what the dr said. I had the same attitude as you at first but a little research...

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Are all the online resources indirectly paid for by the hearing aid manufacturer? Because with medical that's often the case.

23 minutes ago, Sam Lin said:

Are all the online resources indirectly paid for by the hearing aid manufacturer? Because with medical that's often the case.

This is wirecutter -

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If the patient has the capability to fine tune their hearing aids through their phone, or doesn't have severe hearing loss, I think OTC is fine. But that just like my opinion.

They are far from OTC.

Costco hearing aids are awesome and usually no more than $1600. Their audiologists are great and facilities are equivalent to hearing tests that I have done at my ENT clinic.

I went with the Phillips, almost 3 years ago. My dog chewed one up last week and Costco sent it back to see if it could be miraculously repaired. That said, Im getting a new hearing test and will buy a pair of the 9050s because I was so pleased with the previous model. And if the old 9030 can't be repaired, I might buy two pair of the latest model to have a backup pair, since Im 90 miles from the closest store, and I travel a lot and am rough on them. I can't live without them.

Their repair and cleaning service is wonderful, and usually takes no more than 10 minutes, even if they have to swap out new speakers.

They sell about 4 different brands (Sennheiser, Jabra, Philips and one other), and I can usually find a few hundred in other purchases whenever I make a Costco run.

Costco some good prices on ribeyes and liquor but not worth dealing with the crowds unless you're having people over. The whole place is a giant clusterfuck - from the parking lot to the fat fucks waddling around and clogging the aisles while they fill their carts up with junk food and sweatpants.

2 hours ago, 6th Street said:

Costco some good prices on ribeyes and liquor but not worth dealing with the crowds unless you're having people over. The whole place is a giant clusterfuck - from the parking lot to the fat fucks waddling around and clogging the aisles while they fill their carts up with junk food and sweatpants.

Get the Executive Membership and you can shop 1hr earlier than the plebs. Also, if you spend enough you get enough cash back to cover your membership. We have always received more back than what the membership costs.

2 hours ago, 6th Street said:

Costco some good prices on ribeyes and liquor but not worth dealing with the crowds unless you're having people over. The whole place is a giant clusterfuck - from the parking lot to the fat fucks waddling around and clogging the aisles while they fill their carts up with junk food and sweatpants.

It’s comforting that your bad takes aren’t limited to just football. 
 

Costco Fri or Sat right when they open and you’re in and out in 30-40 minutes, and that’s going down damn near every aisle. 

6 hours ago, 6th Street said:

Costco some good prices on ribeyes and liquor but not worth dealing with the crowds unless you're having people over. The whole place is a giant clusterfuck - from the parking lot to the fat fucks waddling around and clogging the aisles while they fill their carts up with junk food and sweatpants.

4 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Get the Executive Membership and you can shop 1hr earlier than the plebs. Also, if you spend enough you get enough cash back to cover your membership. We have always received more back than what the membership costs.

Lucky enough to live near a "Business Costco"- No clothes, no books, no "seasonal sales" that create the crowds. Huge inventory of office/business related supplies (obviously), but it's the best place to shop for produce and food. They always have tomahawk ribeyes (lower cost than even the 'regular' Costco), primal cuts, full lambs/goats for grilling. Better quality produce as well.

23 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Get the Executive Membership and you can shop 1hr earlier than the plebs. Also, if you spend enough you get enough cash back to cover your membership. We have always received more back than what the membership costs.

Yup. The 5% cash back on gas alone just about covers the annual executive membership fee, and their gas is usually 15 cents/gal cheaper. 

8 minutes ago, Dutch said:

Yup. The 5% cash back on gas alone just about covers the annual executive membership fee, and their gas is usually 15 cents/gal cheaper. 

You have to get their credit card and use it for gas to get that 5%. 

the move is to add somebody to your membership...somebody that shops a lot.  They will easily pay for themselves with the cash-back. 

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The executive membership is REALLY paying off.  The “clusterfuckedness” of Costco massively improves.

First, there are none of the assholes who pay no fucking attention to their surroundings.  Second, there are none of those folks who have free-range kids.  Third, it’s just damned near empty.  Fourth, every person who works there seems to love it.  It’s like they get to deal with the Costco members who are not raging assholes for the first hour of their day.  

Lots of profanity to say that the exec membership is worth it.  IIRC, they’ll refund the membership cost delta if your benefits do not exceed the cost cost delta.  Walked past the Costco peasants at 9:50am one morning and was out of the place by 10:05.  Glorious.

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Costco-sized chili crunch. Instore price is about a dollar less. 

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36 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Costco-sized chili crunch. Instore price is about a dollar less. 

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Shit's like 8-10 bucks for 6 oz at a normal grocery store, fwiw

 

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Shit's like 8-10 bucks for 6 oz at a normal grocery store, fwiw

 

Happened to be at Target getting shit for the work office. 8.59 for 5.5 oz at Target. 

24 oz of lao gan ma at 99 ranch is like $10. And you're not supporting David Chang's sue happy bullshit. 

The taste of momofuku's is far superior. I've also ordered a bunch of comparable chili oils from amazon. The mf product is the best I've tried. Compared in particular to lao gan ma, the ingredients tell the story.

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