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the supercop story, was working.

 

 

 

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Disturbing the peace?

I got thrown out of a window!

What's the fucking charge for getting pushed out of a moving car?…jaywalking?

“How can a black man, dressed like me just walk into your bonded section without any question what so ever.?” 

4 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

I just miss movies like Beverly Hills Cop. 

I don't

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5 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

 

It just dawned on me that Ron White lifted his act from Beverly Hills Cop.   Which, admittedly, was a better choice than Bill Engvall lifting his act from Old Yeller.

The supercop story is my favorite bit, so I won't quote any other lines.  I just miss movies like Beverly Hills Cop.  It is type of movie that has been displaced by Marvel type movies now, since superhero movies are essentially the "action comedy" genre for today's industry.   

Yep - hollywood doesn't make comedy movies anymore, even for streaming.  All the quotes threads we have are from movies from 15-40 years ago, and not just because we are old.  

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8 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

The supercop story is my favorite bit, so I won't quote any other lines.  I just miss movies like Beverly Hills Cop.  It is type of movie that has been displaced by Marvel type movies now, since superhero movies are essentially the "action comedy" genre for today's industry.   

the 80's had so many great action comedies that completely hold up today.  bhc2 is great.  running scared, midnight run, 48 hours, spies like us, and so forth.  you also have adventure movies with some laughs like indiana jones and the last crusade.  not sure how all these would get classified.

6 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

Yep - hollywood doesn't make comedy movies anymore, even for streaming.  All the quotes threads we have are from movies from 15-40 years ago, and not just because we are old.  

Comedy is dead. Too many people existing to be offended.

21 hours ago, RPM said:

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With a little lemon twist? 

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favorite under the radar line (when leaving the jail cell):

“somebody eat it.”

On 12/1/2022 at 12:04 PM, henrygandorf said:

the 80's had so many great action comedies that completely hold up today.  bhc2 is great.  running scared, midnight run, 48 hours, spies like us, and so forth.  

Doctor. 

"Wow. You know it says here that by the time the average American is 50, he has five pounds of undigested red meat in his bowels."

"Why are you telling me this? What makes you think I have any interest in that at all?"

"Well, you eat a lot of red meat."

On 12/1/2022 at 11:59 AM, bschoolprof said:

Yep - hollywood doesn't make comedy movies anymore, even for streaming.  All the quotes threads we have are from movies from 15-40 years ago, and not just because we are old.  

It's because we as a society forgot how to laugh.

It's a bigger problem than most folks are willing to admit.

Get the fuck outta here!
No I cannot because it’s serious!

On 12/3/2022 at 7:54 AM, slorch said:

It's because we as a society forgot how to laugh.

It's a bigger problem than most folks are willing to admit.

 

Oh it's a big problem alright.  And it's beyond any neuroses I've ever seen.

I saw there was apparently some outrage over the Drew Brees lightning commercial...........  as it was offensive to lightning strike survivors and families of those killed by lightning.

Additionally, a Venezuelan environmentalist plans to file a lawsuit, stating “It demonstrates a disinformation campaign about one of the most extraordinary meteorological phenomena on the planet, turned into advertising merchandise without any scruples,"

For those longing for movies like this, go watch The Nice Guys asap. It’s six years old now but it’s a hilarious buddy private investigator movie with Ryan Gosling and Russell Crowe. It’s the last good Shane Black movie. Very quotable.

On 12/1/2022 at 11:59 AM, bschoolprof said:

Yep - hollywood doesn't make comedy movies anymore, even for streaming.  All the quotes threads we have are from movies from 15-40 years ago, and not just because we are old.  

 

I was about to say The Hangover, but then I remembered how old that movie is.

 

 

As for action-comedy, I thought Bullet Train wasn't too bad. I chuckled out loud a few times. I've also heard (but haven't yet seen) Violent Night brings a few lols.

 

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I was about to say The Hangover, but then I remembered how old that movie is.

 

 

 

That's the last good, hit comedy I remember.  Sad.  

1 hour ago, Buzzrock said:

For those longing for movies like this, go watch The Nice Guys asap. It’s six years old now but it’s a hilarious buddy private investigator movie with Ryan Gosling and Russell Crowe. It’s the last good Shane Black movie. Very quotable.

Yep.  Underrated, for sure.

Is this the man who wrecked the buffet at the Harrow Club?

4 hours ago, bschoolprof said:

That's the last good, hit comedy I remember.  Sad.  

21 and 22 Jump Street are both good and quotable 

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Do you want me to call the IRS and have them come down here and crawl up your ass with a microscope?

11 minutes ago, Augustus said:

Do you want me to call the IRS and have them come down here and crawl up your ass with a microscope?

I've seen them do it, it's NOT a pretty sight!

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