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Cuz uh, if voting kicks ass, and Al Donnelly kicks ass...

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Raving psycho! Butchered 400 chickens and screwed a beagle. I’m taking him back to Nevada where he’s wanted for banging horses!

I could sure use some cupcakes or some peanut butter cups about now. 

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2 hours ago, Tylerocks said:

Jack Mehoff GIF - Jack Mehoff Farley GIFs

a couple of buddies and i were in yearbook our sophomore year, and my buddy deleted one of the JV football player's names and replaced it with Jack Mehoff and it made it into the yearbook. wish i had a photo of that, but in too old to have had a camera phone at that time, which is definitely a good thing.

Ro-ads. Rouds. Roods.

I still say this often.

Could you take him through here a little faster than seven miles per hour, Officer...

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

Ro-ads. Rouds. Roods.

I still say this often.

There's a street off of Airport called Rowood.  I say it out loud every time I drive by.

Also, this map is heavy.

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Hell, every guy's got his dream, am I right? Between you, me, and the wall here, I had a doozy myself last night. Get this: A corn-fed harvest mouse, a hooker, a nun, a Flemish peasant woman, whips, chains, whistles, yo-yo's, a circus midget, my grandmother riding by on a bicycle giving me the finger, and a duck! Now, I don't know about y- are you crying? Oh my lord. I am sorry honey, please don't! Could you get your daddy on the phone. please don't han...

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