December 2, 20223 yr I concur. However - I had to watch the AL/AUB game with some family friends that are Bama fans, son graduated there, etc. They spent an inordinate amount of time using an abacus to figure out just the right iteration to get them squeaked into the CFP. I told them they were fucking high, just enjoy the win. They chuckled and went right back to their ought and noughts, jumping in their cement pond. The thing that irritated my inebriated mind was how they talked as if THEY FUCKING DESERVED TO BE IN. I assume that's the case with most Bama fans, because ... because I want to and I'm sick of fucking Bama fans. Therefore, I will be holding my nose and allow myself to pull for the fuckstick twins, Riley and Caleb.
December 2, 20223 yr 2 minutes ago, Mach 1 said: I concur. However - I had to watch the AL/AUB game with some family friends that are Bama fans, son graduated there, etc. They spent an inordinate amount of time using an abacus to figure out just the right iteration to get them squeaked into the CFP. I told them they were fucking high, just enjoy the win. They chuckled and went right back to their ought and noughts, jumping in their cement pond. The thing that irritated my inebriated mind was how they talked as if THEY FUCKING DESERVED TO BE IN. I assume that's the case with most Bama fans, because ... because I want to and I'm sick of fucking Bama fans. Therefore, I will be holding my nose and allow myself to pull for the fuckstick twins, Riley and Caleb. So you're cheering for USC because you're afraid that Alabama might make the playoff? You do realize that USC winning means that... USC makes the playoff. Correct?
December 2, 20223 yr A USC loss will make the Sooner nation very happy so I hope they roll the fuck out of Utah
December 2, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Wally Pryor said: Fuck Riley. The guy fucked over ou and took their best talent with him. I’m not rooting for him but he may have helped us in the short term and the long run.
December 2, 20223 yr 4 minutes ago, Mach 1 said: Yes. Was that not clear? Alabama isn't making the playoff. I'm sorry you have dipshit relatives that believe that.
December 3, 20223 yr 10 minutes ago, 4th&Five said: The guy fucked over ou and took their best talent with him. I’m not rooting for him but he may have helped us in the short term and the long run. Most definitely. I was happy when this went down, but I've been having a hard time seeing them other than OU West when I watch their games. Weird phenomena. Edited December 3, 20223 yr by Mach 1
December 3, 20223 yr Team Utah for the win and I'm talking about meatball sammiches. Fingers crossed.
December 3, 20223 yr Let’s go Utes and Rising! if Utah does win or is winning when does the network play Bad Moon Rising? let’s roll!
December 3, 20223 yr I have an acquaintance in a hospital in Utah and apparently the Utah fans are such douches they used to take up all the hospital parking lot so, rather than risk towing the wrong cars, the hospital shut down all but the ambulance entrance on game days. This greatly inconveniences visitors, so I have to go with USC on this one.
December 3, 20223 yr Urban on the pregame show basically saying buckeyes should be in if TCU loses because they have a better talent. Fuck this clown.
December 3, 20223 yr 1 minute ago, 4th&Five said: Urban on the pregame show basically saying buckeyes should be in if TCU loses because they have a better talent. Fuck this clown. Who hasn’t fucked that clown?
December 3, 20223 yr 18 minutes ago, 4th&Five said: The guy fucked over ou and took their best talent with him. I’m not rooting for him but he may have helped us in the short term and the long run. Yeah, man. I hated him at ou because he was really good, but then he gutted their program in a way that's gonna take years to fix, and he was kind of a prick about it. I'm not exactly rooting for him, but I feel like we owe him a fruit basket or some proper brisket or something.
December 3, 20223 yr Lamentably I must pull for USC here in the hopes UW gets the consolation Rose Bowl berth. I feel so dirty.
December 3, 20223 yr Only for Utah to win so we don't have to play them in the Alamo. USC winning though is fine because it makes the Sooner heads explode and USC is going to go out like every Lincoln Riley team that doesn't play good enough defense to win.
December 3, 20223 yr Fuck Mormons, fuck OU, fuck teams benefitting from losses when they don't have to risk playing an extra game, so fuck OSU and Pervin' Liar as well
December 3, 20223 yr You look at USC over there and it’s not just about Lincoln Riley looking like one of those pissy seniors throwing shit down about the 9.95 plan…
December 3, 20223 yr 9 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said: Fuck Mormons, fuck OU, fuck teams benefitting from losses when they don't have to risk playing an extra game, so fuck OSU and Pervin' Liar as well Mormons are interesting. I have Mormon neighbors and they introduced themselves as saying, “We’re Mormons. But not like those Mormons.” It made me stop and think a bit.
December 3, 20223 yr 48 minutes ago, Nicole44 said: Let’s go Utes and Rising! if Utah does win or is winning when does the network play Bad Moon Rising? let’s roll! Here yah go...
December 3, 20223 yr 25 minutes ago, Nicole44 said: Mormons are interesting. I have Mormon neighbors and they introduced themselves as saying, “We’re Mormons. But not like those Mormons.” It made me stop and think a bit. Ah, they're soft swingers.
December 3, 20223 yr 2 minutes ago, Topper13 said: Ah, they're soft swingers. Flamingos and upside down pineapple people! Ask @DalTxHornFan he knows! And ankle bracelets! Swinger signals!!!
December 3, 20223 yr 7 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said: here's a link Puffer (stanford.edu) Dude. Not cool. Keep puffer a secret.
December 3, 20223 yr 51 minutes ago, Nicole44 said: Who hasn’t fucked that clown? That explains why he’s so slimy
December 3, 20223 yr 3 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said: Fuck USC. Cheating cocksuckers cost Vince the Heisman. Vince > 2 Heisman winners. 41-38 Edited December 3, 20223 yr by Horn80
December 3, 20223 yr I went to Utah for Harbaugh’s first game at Michigan and expected tailgating to suck because of the Mormon thing but the people there went hard. We hopped around from tailgate to tailgate and they just kept feeding us beers and shots. I got so hammered I had to leave at halftime and I’m not sure even now how I got back to the hotel. Flew from there to South Bend for the Texas game, which wasn’t as much fun but I may have been even drunker by the end.
December 3, 20223 yr Can't believe the raiders didn't let them play on the grass and used unlv plastic. Raiders are home Sunday but still.
December 3, 20223 yr 41 minutes ago, Nicole44 said: Mormons are interesting. I have Mormon neighbors and they introduced themselves as saying, “We’re Mormons. But not like those Mormons.” It made me stop and think a bit. They were talking about byu.
December 3, 20223 yr 12 minutes ago, 4th&Five said: I went to Utah for Harbaugh’s first game at Michigan and expected tailgating to suck because of the Mormon thing but the people there went hard. We hopped around from tailgate to tailgate and they just kept feeding us beers and shots. I got so hammered I had to leave at halftime and I’m not sure even now how I got back to the hotel. Flew from there to South Bend for the Texas game, which wasn’t as much fun but I may have been even drunker by the end. BYU = Mormons Utah = Everyone else. Knew a Utah alum who did her grad work at Texas. Could drink everyone under the table. Edited December 3, 20223 yr by Herpa Derpa
December 3, 20223 yr Author That's why Williams is the best player in the country. You can't defend what he just did.
December 3, 20223 yr Damn I haven't watched many USC games this year but that looked good Edited December 3, 20223 yr by Zepol87
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