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holy shit, that looked like 13 year old playing soccer-    free easy goal for russia

Russian going Crimea on the Saudis now. 

You really can't beat the "gggoooooooaaaallll" from the spanish announcers.  Follwed by a "no bueno." LMAO

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

scoring a goal

yeah, 2 mins later.    it was almost identical.  sitting around and waiting to take your shot.  I still have memories of my coach screaming in my ear that you never get a half second to take a shot.  ONE TIME IT.   You never get the chance to stand still and rear back to kick it...... unless you are playing Saudis I guess

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

yeah, 2 mins later.    it was almost identical.  sitting around and waiting to take your shot.  I still have memories of my coach screaming in my ear that you never get a half second to take a shot.  ONE TIME IT.   You never get the chance to stand still and rear back to kick it...... unless you are playing Saudis I guess

that was the joke, lulz...I knew what you were referring to. He just happened to score right after that

Crappy pass and he still scores. Saudi not playing well or they are paid off very well.

oh shit.  I have a bad feeling that I am going to come to despise that VW commercial here in the next 30 days.

and god dammit, if you are gonna have a Brazillian chick tell us to root for Brazil.... put her in a damn bikini

and McDonalds is just flat trolling Americans, and 95% of them dont know it.

"what's tomorrow's breakfast game?"

"Does it matter?"

 

Got Damn thats a straight kick in the balls, the US isnt there, so watch anyway and have no fucking idea what you are watching....

2 out of 3 russian subs scored today

Edited by AUS-97HORN

that was a really stupid yellow card that 17 on russia got for himself.   6 mins left in the game and up by three.... and you pull a guy down?

The Prince is like, "don't care, am rich". 

20 minutes ago, Jograves said:

Is there any way Uruguay doesn't win this group?

My dream scenario is that Luis Suarez bites a Russian player during their match, is given a red card, and then is shot to death in the streets.

In 2014 Cameroon was the worst at a -8 GD

2010 North Korea at -11

2006 Serbia and Montenegro at -8

2002 Saudi Arabia at -12

1998 South Korea at -7

1994 Greece at -10

1990 UAE at -9

I think this Saudi team has a chance to go down in history. 

this doesn't seem like a good result for Egypt, who i'm low-key rooting for bc of Salah, but also because FUCK RUSSIA GETTING THROUGH TO THE KNOCKOUTS

20 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Saudi Arabia was fucking putrid.  That 2nd half was an abomination.

 

20 minutes ago, Bottlecap said:

this doesn't seem like a good result for Egypt, who i'm low-key rooting for bc of Salah, but also because FUCK RUSSIA GETTING THROUGH TO THE KNOCKOUTS

You must be new to FIFA. Russia gets thru or bank accounts get emptied. 

5 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

Seriously, need a gif of that Putin shrug and handshake. He just won 100 Saudi women boys.

FIFY

4 hours ago, Bottlecap said:

this doesn't seem like a good result for Egypt, who i'm low-key rooting for bc of Salah, but also because FUCK RUSSIA GETTING THROUGH TO THE KNOCKOUTS

As long as Salah is good to go by game 2, Egypt should be fine. (And I have no idea how good Egypt is, other than it is difficult to qualify out of Africa.)

Uruguay & Egypt should said through both of these teams. Russia is old as the hills and will crater in game 3 and maybe in game 2 as well. Either way, Uruguay should crush both of these teams and Salah should go all Barcelona Messi on these slow guys.

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