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#3501

I don’t think that this has been posted, butt fuck yourself if you don’t want to see it again  

Tanner Tessmann saying I’m ready Gregg, you should call me in before Crameschi.

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T. Tessmann 🇺🇸 is a player that needs to move to a better league, the Serie A 🇮🇹 might be too big of a jump but he could easily play in Belgium, Netherlands maybe even a Ligue One move.Beautiful free kick goal today for the win! https://t.co/7pNKD6Uggi

 

9 hours ago, shnsajax said:

Yeah the Federation is fucking things up for kids and families. Went to the WC Qualifier in Seattle in 2013 and think I paid a little over $100 a ticket for front row seats with AO membership. 

Well, da’ bitches ain’t exactly carrying their weight these days and there won’t be a 10 city victory tour to pad the coffers to cover their equal pay after that shit stain they left in the New Zealand/Australia World Cup.

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#3502
2 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Tanner Tessmann saying I’m ready Gregg, you should call me in before Crameschi.

Did Tessmann fuck Beerholder's wife or something? Has he told the USMNT he isn't interested? Genuinely don't understand what's going on.

Anyway, to amplify on what our Corsican despot shared, here's a low-res highlight reel of Tessman's contributions on Wednesday:

Tanner Tessmann vs Sampdoria 8/30/23 (1 GOAL)Includes:the goalsome free kickssome long passessome good ball controlsome line-breaking passesa good drive forwardand morepic.twitter.com/mz1YXGXiiC

That free kick was a fucking peach.

#3504
38 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Tesserman needs to get out of Serie B first.

But Busio can stay at Venezia, play in Tessmann’s shadow, and still get called in?

#3506
6 hours ago, Napoleon said:

But Busio can stay at Venezia, play in Tessmann’s shadow, and still get called in?

Not defending that call up. 

#3507
2 hours ago, The Dog said:

Not defending that call up. 

Tessmann was getting married during the early part of the Gold Cup (I think), so he was unavailable.

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#3508

Rossoneri taking on Roma here in 10 mins on Paramount+ in case anyone is looking to bullshit the last few hours of their workweek. 

CP starting at RW again, Musah on the pine.

#3509

 

ROSTER UPDATE:Tanner Tessmann has been added to the #USMNT roster ahead of September friendlies. The Venezia-based midfielder replaces the injured Johnny Cardoso, who has been ruled out with an ankle injury » https://t.co/W6nEoyWg4l


 

#3511

Timmy

Tim Ream put Fulham on the board at the Etihad! #MCIFUL📺 @peacock

#3513

LOL

Chelsea’s billions couldn’t get a ball past Matt Turner 😭😭😭

 

#3514
3 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

ROSTER UPDATE:Tanner Tessmann has been added to the #USMNT roster ahead of September friendlies. The Venezia-based midfielder replaces the injured Johnny Cardoso, who has been ruled out with an ankle injury » https://t.co/W6nEoyWg4l


 

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#3518
4 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Please, no more closeups of Timmy Chandler.

He was put together with all of the spare parts that shouldn’t have been included in the do-it-yourself kits that his parents had assembled over the years.

Soccer’s answer to Dr. Frankenstein’s* monster.

 

*

Spoiler

Do you pronounce it:

A) Frank & Stine?

or

B) Frahnk und Shteen?

 

#3520

A.L.’s inclusion in the USMNT’s World Cup roster had me thinking…

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Aaron Long is hilarious man.


Why does Gregg Berhalter hate America 🇺🇸?

#3521
28 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

A.L.’s inclusion in the USMNT’s World Cup roster had me thinking…

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Aaron Long is hilarious man.


Why does Gregg Berhalter hate America 🇺🇸?

You scared the crap out of me. I had to double check to make sure he wasn’t on there. 

I watched that video - the result was worse than his lowlight against Saudi Arabia, but the the SA “pass” was far worse technically.  

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#3522
17 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

You scared the crap out of me. I had to double check to make sure he wasn’t on there. 

I watched that video - the result was worse than his lowlight against Saudi Arabia, but the the SA “pass” was far worse technically.  

Link to the pass. 

I don’t remember it, and I usually have a fairly strong memory. 

#3523
12 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Link to the pass. 

I don’t remember it, and I usually have a fairly strong memory. 

it took me a while to find it because the clip was from a deleted tweet with the caption "Is Aaron Long foreal right now?" So I had to find a video of the game and locate the clip. This is cued up, Long was #5 in this game.

 

 

What boggles my mind about this game - every clip I found of Long passing the ball - he's generally passing it back or sideways and usually to Ream. This is one of his few forward passes I spotted. It's a mess.

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#3524

That's like when FIFA decides to pass it in the completely wrong direction and it fucks up a perfect counter. 

#3525
Christian Pulisic 🇺🇸 is AC Milan’s August MVP ⭐️

 

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#3526
⚽️☝️ @pulisic

 

#3527
US youth int’l midfielder Adrian Gil is training with the Barcelona first team.Gil, 17, been in Barca academy since 2018. Regular with the US U-17s

(his name is spelled Gill and he's the white dude on the right)

Born in Denver. Parents got jobs in Spain so they moved there when he was younger. Technically a dual nat but turned down Spain in 2022 to stick with the US.

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#3528
5 minutes ago, The Dog said:
US youth int’l midfielder Adrian Gil is training with the Barcelona first team.Gil, 17, been in Barca academy since 2018. Regular with the US U-17s

(his name is spelled Gill and he's the white dude on the right)

Born in Denver. Parents got jobs in Spain so they moved there when he was younger. Technically a dual nat but turned down Spain in 2022 to stick with the US.

I thought he was the guy on the left and figured his name was Adrián Gíl.

#3529
2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I thought he was the guy on the left and figured his name was Adrián Gíl.

heh he may be the whitest dude in the USMNT pool

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#3530
15 hours ago, The Dog said:
US youth int’l midfielder Adrian Gil is training with the Barcelona first team.Gil, 17, been in Barca academy since 2018. Regular with the US U-17s

(his name is spelled Gill and he's the white dude on the right)

Born in Denver. Parents got jobs in Spain so they moved there when he was younger. Technically a dual nat but turned down Spain in 2022 to stick with the US.

“Parents got jobs in Spain so that they could move there when he was younger.”

FIFY

 

The plan was always to find a legal way for him to go and train at La Masia. This wasn’t a random stroke of luck.

#3531
Gregg Berhalter has revealed tomorrow’s USMNT XI 👀Either Tessman or Luca will start.

 

#3534
3 hours ago, Bottlecap said:

What’s GERGG up to, that seems way too good of a lineup for that bum

Well he doesn’t get the chance to put Reyna at wing/bench him so it’s kinda hard to mess up. 

#3535

Whoa.  With football starting, I'm completely out of the loop.  I know it's an international break, but it's weird to see the "A" team play a friendly, in the US, w/o anything truly major (qualifying) coming up.  

#3536

This was the window that we had scheduled Argentina 🇦🇷 & Brazil 🇧🇷 (NOT kidding) and then FIFA moved World Cup qualifiers to this window for CONMEBOL and at the last minute US Soccer had to arrange two friendlies with teams from this sofa at the Omega House.

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#3539
4 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

I have zero boner with Gregg there 

if we score every 4 minutes, Gregg could fix that boner. 

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#3541

Omfg. The pass from CP. The first touch from McKennie. The absolute rocket from Weah. 

CLASS FROM WESTON MCKENNIE TO SET UP TIM WEAH'S BANGER.THE JUVENTUS CONNECTION MAKES IT 1-0 FOR THE USMNT!WHAT A START 🇺🇸🔥(via @TelemundoSports)

Salivating Homer Simpson GIF

 

#3542

Not gonna lie, it’s a tough look for the “soccer capitol of the USA”

 


 

why are they playing this game at 430?

#3543
1 minute ago, Ted Lange said:

why are they playing this game at 430?

So I can watch as much of the 'Bama game as possible.

 

EDIT: Should've had a second goal just then but love what I'm seeing!

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#3544

Pfffft quit being such a drama queen, Travis. Sounds plenty well attended from the crowd noise in the Weah clip.

#3546
11 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Uzbeks with the high press and our Yanks dealing with it surprisingly well. Playing very fast and composed.

 

I would like to see more.

We have a real back line with talent. We aren’t running that trash Aaron Long out there this cycle. When you have guys that can play at this speed, they can handle a high press. 

#3547
1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

We have a real back line with talent. We aren’t running that trash Aaron Long out there this cycle. When you have guys that can play at this speed, they can handle a high press. 

Plus, Chris Richards is rockin' the Duke Ellington 'stache.

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