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CP had a nice finish on an offsides play yesterday. 

 

 

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On 3/18/2023 at 1:22 PM, Napoleon said:

From the outside everyone can see that Gregg needs to go. From the inside, the team can’t see the obvious and would like him to stay. 🤬

Gregg has developed a cult of personality. Holy shit!!

PS- Pulisic is starting today.

Im not sure we can go this far. In the end this really is what @ztejas said - Pulisic is currently our top player and anything he says is super scrutinized. Across twitter you see both “Pulisic defends Berhalter” and “Pulisic wants the end of Berhalter era.” There is so much in the statement that can go either way.

My worry is just that Berhalter could still be our coach. And until we hire someone that isn’t him, I’ll be worried.

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Good Lord.

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Not only has he never skipped Leg Day, but it appears that he has covered for several people who have skipped Leg Day.

 

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Balogun withdraws from the England U21 citing and injury.

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Balogun withdraws from the England U21 citing and injury.

Ill Be Back Jim Carrey GIF

 

 

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Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

USMNT: I swear to god I'll pistolwhip the next limey who says Balogun.

This whole thing has made me realize what a fucking beating the main NT accounts are. 

This whole thing has made me realize what a fucking beating the main NT accounts are. 

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5 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

 

 

Case in point. Look at this dude.

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I can be bombastic and overly passionate and some of you may want to stab me in the dick but I'm fairly confident that I have better NT takes than this jabroni. 

He was a total honk for GGG and MLS, he finally had to dial it back some.   Was also positive Lleget would make the World Cup roster until even dumbass GGG realized how much he fucking sucked and stopped calling him up.  

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Case in point. Look at this dude.

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I can be bombastic and overly passionate and some of you may want to stab me in the dick but I'm fairly confident that I have better NT takes than this jabroni. 

You may be confident, but you’re still wrong. 

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13 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

You may be confident, but you’re still wrong. 

What am I wrong about? 

1 hour ago, A-Tex Devil said:

We got smoked

We lost 4-0 to the Frenchies.

 

We got smoked

Early on we had really good pressure created really good chances and failed to get a shot off. Felt familiar.

Also PSV/Ernie Stewart are interested in Pepi.

4 hours ago, shnsajax said:

Also PSV/Ernie Stewart are interested in Pepi.
 

Who is “Anthony”?

Coach? New player? Misspelled “Antonee”?

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Also heard he went to dinner with the team. 

Can't believe England has fumbled this.

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Can't believe England has fumbled this.

Nah, they're complete snobs when it comes to who plays where. While a huge deal for us do they really care about a guy who has basically no EPL experience and didn't impress all that much in the Championship last year? He's doing great in Ligue 1, but the Brits laugh at that league all the time compared to someone like Bellingham who is doing well in the Bundesliga.

 

Oh well their fuckup is our gain.

This is one hell of a recruiting visit. When does he sign his letter of intent?

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Someone make sure McKennie doesn't fuck any of his family members. 

This is one hell of a recruiting visit. When does he sign his letter of intent?

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Ream is aging out. Give me Robinson and Richards. Or whoever. 

2 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

This is one hell of a recruiting visit. When does he sign his letter of intent?

After he visits Austin next to sign his NIL deal with Lambo of Austin.

Need him on a tank shotgunning natty lights with some big ass and titties shaking in background wearing red white and blue 

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