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  • The asshole who is trying to bring Gerggg down needs a fucking beating for not doing this 4 years ago.

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#1408
22 hours ago, The Dog said:
Source: Gregg Berhalter is no longer a candidate to coach Club America in Liga MX.The reason: USMNT. He still expects to be considered in the final pool and manage the National Team once again.@FOXSoccer

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The absolutely most American thing ever would be to re hire this fucking clown for the most important cycle in the history of soccer in this country.

Burn the fucking USSF to the ground.

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#1410

So Balogun commits and then starts the 1st game.

I guess he's our best 9 by a lot? 

Fuck me I may die at work tomorrow but I'm going to have to push through and watch this one. 

#1411
2 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:
Our XI versus Mexico 🇺🇸

 

It's been awhile since I've been unable to pick apart the starting 11.  Let's go!

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#1412
6 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

It's been awhile since I've been unable to pick apart the starting 11.  Let's go!

The more I think about this... this is probably the best XI we've ever fielded. 

I guess no TA so maybe not. 

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#1414

Only change from the warmup game is Miles in for Zimmerman. Let's go boys. I'm thinking dos a cero, with goals from Pulisic and Balogun.

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#1421

I don't understand how Reyna doesn't get on the pitch more for BvB. I mean I know they're talented up front. He's phenomenal. 

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#1422
1 minute ago, kingkoopa6 said:

gio everywhere 

She’s purple or pink hair bro. Haha 

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#1425

This federation deserves nothing good

 

 

BREAKING: Gregg Berhalter is set to return as manager of the #USMNT, according to multiple sources briefed on the negotiations.Deal still being finalized, but return is imminent.Reporting with @MLSist: https://t.co/TnDBwhFB5a

 

#1427

USSF never considered anyone else, imo. The non-renewal of Berhalter's contract was just a "soft suspension" of sorts for the stupid domestic violence shit from 1992.

Berhalter didn't deserve to be embarrassed (or let go) for that. There were plenty of other reasons to send him on his way, never to return.

 

Fuck this federation.

#1429
8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I don't understand how Reyna doesn't get on the pitch more for BvB. I mean I know they're talented up front. He's phenomenal. 

Once the post World Cup drama happened, Dortmund didn’t want anything to do with him unless they were in a bind. 

There were one or two 18 year-olds who would get subbed on before Gio.  

It wasn’t that he wasn’t good enough to get minutes. 

#1430
Imagine hiring a firm to then go rehire your current coach……… um ok. #USMNT

 

#1431

Thank goodness that Pulisic isn’t taking corners. Hopefully he isn’t taking free kicks either. 
 

EDIT: Spoke too soon. Gio’s second corner really sucked. 

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#1443

got damn we are outclassing the FUCK out of mexico. they look nervous, slow, and unfit. ochoa is 95 years old. gotta be one coming any minute.

#1446
25 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

This federation deserves nothing good

 

 

BREAKING: Gregg Berhalter is set to return as manager of the #USMNT, according to multiple sources briefed on the negotiations.Deal still being finalized, but return is imminent.Reporting with @MLSist: https://t.co/TnDBwhFB5a

 

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! De PULISIIIIIIIIIIC!!!!!!

Aside from the shitty play in the final third, this has been a very exciting half. Both sides expending incredible amounts of energy.

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#1448

OMG HOW DOES PULISIC BLOW THAT ATTEMPT WAAAAH WAHHH WAAAAH

 

Would y'all relax and let this man continue to own these losers*.

Fucking autocorrect. 

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