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#2051
5 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Also, Milan to Turin is 95 miles and 3+ hours in a car, but if you take the train, these guys could go to dinner together a couple times a week, no big deal. 
 

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An hour Italian train ride each way (lol at that going smoothly every time but at least it is Northern Italy vs Southern Italy) to have dinner a couple times a week? Are they fucking each other or something? That's the only way I'm doing that more than once or twice a month.

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#2052
1 hour ago, The Dog said:
Fulham are prepared to sell Antonee Robinson for around £35M this summer. Newcastle and Marseille are actively pursuing Jedi, while Manchester City and AC Milan have previously expressed an interest. [🌕: @NizaarKinsella]

 

What's Fulham's angle here? I know that's a lot of money, but do they have anybody to replace him?

#2053
❗️Brighton are interested in Tyler Adams as they begin sounding out replacements for Moises Caicedo. Brighton have made enquiries to Adams’ camp for indication on personal terms. [@FelixJohnston_]

 

#2055

It’s GAME DAY, [blouses]!

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2 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

An hour Italian train ride each way (lol at that going smoothly every time but at least it is Northern Italy vs Southern Italy) to have dinner a couple times a week? Are they fucking each other or something? That's the only way I'm doing that more than once or twice a month.

According to the interviews, they are probably hitting a bucket of balls.

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#2057

40 million for Jedi? 

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What's Leeds asking price for TA - nine figures?

#2058
WOW. Weston McKennie has been given a 3-match suspension & Sergiño Dest a 2-match suspension for what happened against 🇲🇽 in the NL semifinal. In my opinion, this is extremely harsh from Concacaf.

 

 

Concacaf'd

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#2059

So what does that mean? What games would they be suspended for? 

Apparently 2 Mexicans got suspended too.

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Montes suspended 3 games and Arteaga suspended 2 games.

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#2060

And for how long were the instigators suspended?

 

In Weston's case, he initially placed his hand on the guy's shoulder and it slipped upward to his neck. Still not right, of course, but it wasn't like he punched the dude and he definitely didn't instigate the physicality. That was all El Tri in both instances. So unless half the El Tri team is suspended for typical El Tri shithousery, these suspensions are terribly biased and unjust.

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#2061
28 minutes ago, ztejas said:

So what does that mean? What games would they be suspended for? 

Apparently 2 Mexicans got suspended too.

 

22 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

And for how long were the instigators suspended?

 

In Weston's case, he initially placed his hand on the guy's shoulder and it slipped upward to his neck. Still not right, of course, but it wasn't like he punched the dude and he definitely didn't instigate the physicality. That was all El Tri in both instances. So unless half the El Tri team is suspended for typical El Tri shithousery, these suspensions are terribly biased and unjust.

Mexico should have had at least 5, if not 7+ players suspended. 

That ref should be suspended for the rest of this year. 

Mexico should be banned from The Copa America 2024.

#2063
1 hour ago, Napoleon said:

 

Mexico should have had at least 5, if not 7+ players suspended. 

That ref should be suspended for the rest of this year. 

Mexico should be banned from The Copa America 2024.

 

The rest of the year? That ref should never work a CONCACAF game ever again. He was that bad.

This game saw 13 total cards, with Mexico seeing 1 more card. That's ridiculous. I said it earlier, the ref missed 2-3 cards on Mexico and called the US for 1-2 phantom cards. It was a complete joke. This game got out of hand the way it did because he was letting the Mexican players tee off on US players. Forget the cards, that's just flat dangerous, someone could have gotten hurt.

That was the most out of hand game I have ever seen. The closest I can think of before this was 2016 Chelsea-Spurs and honestly, despite the cards, that game never got to this level. That game had 12 cards, 9 on Spurs (and rightly so).

BTW a follow up tweet notes that these results were on top of the automatic 1 match suspension for the red cards (so it's really 3 and 4 for everyone).

But here's the dumb thing, doesn't that just mean that these players are suspended for the next 3/4 matches in the Gold Cup - for which they weren't called up for anyway? Wow, way to punish players CONCACAF.

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#2064
1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

doesn't that just mean that these players are suspended for the next 3/4 matches in the Gold Cup - for which they weren't called up for anyway?

Yes I think so. It would be extremely unrealistic for them to try and decide which games they can't play. 

#2065

Just to clarify, the Gold Cup is when these suspensions are being served.

And they already missed the 1 game in the 3rd place game (Mexican players) and the Final (US players). So 2 or 3 games.

Here is the whole tweet outlining all punishment - 

Press release:

 

 

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#2066

Newcastle would be an awesome landing spot for Jedi. Dan Burn is not champions quality and would go in and be an immediate upgrade and starter. Their defense was the best in the prem last year too and have a great keeper.

#2067

This actually works out well for us.  Our guys serve their suspensions when they aren’t even on the squad.  Mexico’s two players are on their Gold Cup squad.  

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#2068
28 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

This actually works out well for us.  Our guys serve their suspensions when they aren’t even on the squad.  Mexico’s two players are on their Gold Cup squad.  

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#2069

Yeah, joke's on CONCACAF.  We self suspended all our good players from the gold cup because of reasons.

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#2070
12 minutes ago, WBT said:

because of reasons.

Actually it's pretty simple. Our starters play in Europe and their's don't. 

#2071
12 hours ago, Napoleon said:

It’s GAME DAY, [blouses]!

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I was off by a day, apparently. 

That mistake killed my wild Friday night. 
 

Okay, TODAY is Game Day…

…[blouses].

#2072
Aston Villa have made Leeds United midfielder Tyler Adams their main summer target. (The Athletic)

 

#2073

Jamaica and the roster they are bringing seems like really good value.   
 

They are also +475 to win today vs the US.

 

 

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#2074
5 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Jamaica and the roster they are bringing seems like really good value.   

They are also +475 to win today vs the US.

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Most podcasters are expecting Jamaica to show out. 

I would be them to win our group if I bet, because the payout is worth the risk.

I am going to nap now.

Viva la siesta!

#2075
🚨 Roma director Tiago Pinto has reportedly contacted Weston McKennie’s camp to start exploring a possible move (reported by Corriere dello Sport via @cmdotcom) #USMNT 🇺🇸

 

#2077
On 6/21/2023 at 4:45 PM, The Dog said:
AC Milan are considering Christian Pulisic to reinforce the attack. [🌕: @DiMarzio] Pulisic is currently expected to leave on loan as Chelsea are struggling to find permanent suitors.[🌕: @NathGissing]

 

why don't the mls owners take some of the ill-gotten gains from tri fans and pay an outrageous fee to bring him home and make up an allocation rule that sees him go to miami alongside messi ?????

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#2078

God why are our games so fucking late. 9 tonight, 8:30 on Wednesday. And I'm sure some of you are East so it's even worse. 

#2079
22 hours ago, pacman said:
WOW. Weston McKennie has been given a 3-match suspension & Sergiño Dest a 2-match suspension for what happened against 🇲🇽 in the NL semifinal. In my opinion, this is extremely harsh from Concacaf.

Concacaf'd

cindy parlow is a cowardly bitch

stand up woman!  call the presser!

#2080

haven't seen it mentioned, so will remind everyone that we DO NOT automatically qualify for the copa america next year

we have to win a 23-24 concalaugh nations league quarterfinal home-away tie held during the international window 13-21 november

and if we lose that

then there is a trapdoor home-away against another quarterfinal tie loser

i have no idea how those dates overlap fifa dates

it is conceivable that orocopa players could be called on in november

#2081
22 hours ago, Napoleon said:

 

Mexico should have had at least 5, if not 7+ players suspended. 

That ref should be suspended for the rest of this year. 

Mexico should be banned from The Copa America 2024.

The US Federation should announce a 5-year ban on El Tri friendlies on US soil.

Where's the presser, Parlow?

#2082
20 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

 

The rest of the year? That ref should never work a CONCACAF game ever again. He was that bad.

This game saw 13 total cards, with Mexico seeing 1 more card. That's ridiculous. I said it earlier, the ref missed 2-3 cards on Mexico and called the US for 1-2 phantom cards. It was a complete joke. This game got out of hand the way it did because he was letting the Mexican players tee off on US players. Forget the cards, that's just flat dangerous, someone could have gotten hurt.

That was the most out of hand game I have ever seen. The closest I can think of before this was 2016 Chelsea-Spurs and honestly, despite the cards, that game never got to this level. That game had 12 cards, 9 on Spurs (and rightly so).

BTW a follow up tweet notes that these results were on top of the automatic 1 match suspension for the red cards (so it's really 3 and 4 for everyone).

But here's the dumb thing, doesn't that just mean that these players are suspended for the next 3/4 matches in the Gold Cup - for which they weren't called up for anyway? Wow, way to punish players CONCACAF.

where is the report on the mexican suspensions?

#2083
20 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

Just to clarify, the Gold Cup is when these suspensions are being served.

And they already missed the 1 game in the 3rd place game (Mexican players) and the Final (US players). So 2 or 3 games.

Here is the whole tweet outlining all punishment - 

Press release:

that's it?

only 2 tris suspended?

shame on the mls owners for continuing this graft at the expense of the us player and the us fan

#2084
1 hour ago, RamjetFDO said:

Matt Miazga felt 'screwed' by Gregg Berhalter and USMNT last cycle - Gold Cup is his chance to prove his worth:

https://www.goal.com/en-us/lists/matt-miazga-gregg-berhalter-usmnt-gold-cup-prove-worth/blt3a7f25b78e19c28a


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He certainly measured up here:

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ditto on john brooks being fucked over and proof of gerggs absent locker room skillz

would be nice if we could have seen either of them in the rotation with the full side this summer

#2085

I've been pretty hyped about tonight until... I watched a replay of last year's semi and final.  Way too much Lletget, Roldan, Zardes, Areola, etc.

Yes, I know the pool is limited and all but, geez. I'm spoiled by our A team.

#2086
48 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

why don't the mls owners take some of the ill-gotten gains from tri fans and pay an outrageous fee to bring him home and make up an allocation rule that sees him go to miami alongside messi ?????

MLS owners - please don’t. 

#2089
20 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

expected 11 tonight in gold cup opener

 

I like Ferreira (FC Dallas hincha desde los días del Dallas Burn), but he is not a #9. 

He is 5’5” and Zendejas is 5’3”. What the fuck are those two going to do against guys twice their size and just as fast?

🤯🤬

Sure, Sergio “Kün” Aguero is about 5’4” as well, but our two midgeetos are no Kün Agüero(s).

I hope that Cade Cowell gets at least 30 minutes in the second half. 

I hope that this is Aaron Long’s only start of the tournament.

My sister went to college with James Sands’ mom, so there is a casual rooting interest in the guy, but I have zero faith in Sands’ ability to play against decent competition. 

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#2091
10 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

I love Turner but don't understand why he's even on this roster, let alone starting. Let Gaga get more seasoning.

Probably because he has barely played in 2023. 

That’s my guess. 

If he were a starter somewhere, I don’t think that he would be here.

#2093
6 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Probably because he has barely played in 2023. 

That’s my guess. 

If he were a starter somewhere, I don’t think that he would be here.

Understood, but what's this going to get him? In contrast, what would Gaga gain from this?

Incidentally, the limited time in Arsenal has still been well spent--Turner's footwork is borderline competent these days.

 

Member Berry moment: The '21 Gold Cup was Turner's coming out party. Dude has been a fixture ever since. Maybe he's doing it for the nostalgia. LoL

#2094
1 hour ago, Captain Ron said:

MLS owners - please don’t. 

it's rhetorical... like aggy the richest skool in the werld.... how can they lose at crootin when they have (our) money to outbid anyone... why isn't the tri graft used for a US superstar to come home....  dempsey is the only one and seattle paid half on their own

#2095
TONIGHT’S @USMNT GOLD CUP XI AGAINST JAMAICA! 👀

 

Sonora Sands and Morris.  3 6s in the midfield. 

#2099

I think it's horseshit that Gerg isn't coaching this team.  I read that US Soccer was worried that hiring a coach that many weren't happy with would be a disaster if he choked out of the tourney.  Nevertheless, we seem to be at a point in which B/C teams and average coaching can still be successful in this Cup.

#2100

Cuntggg clearly picked the staring 11.  Welcome back to underperformance.  It’s stunning how corrupt and incompetent the ussf is. 

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