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    I just want to call out that we trotted out a lineup that featured... Arsenal Chelsea - Dortmund - Lille Juventus - Valencia Fulham - CP - MLS - Barca When just 15 years ago (

  • The asshole who is trying to bring Gerggg down needs a fucking beating for not doing this 4 years ago.

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59 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Sonora Sands and Morris.  3 6s in the midfield. 

 

27 minutes ago, alincoln said:

Cuntggg clearly picked the staring 11.  Welcome back to underperformance.  It’s stunning how corrupt and incompetent the ussf is. 

I agree. I believe that Gregg picked the lineup. 

Yedlin shouldn’t even be in the squad, much less starting a game. JFC!

Soñora is a #10 who has to play the #8/#10, because he isn’t good enough to make a manager play dual pivots behind him. He also is about 5’6” to maybe 5’7” and probably weighs about 115-120 lbs. He makes Brenden Aaronson look like an American football player. Really, Aaronson would have no problem “little brothering” Soñora off the ball. None whatsoever. 

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This is rough to say the least after watching our A guys.

“Heavy touch” from Jordan Morris

Not shocked. 

Reggae Boyz back line looking like it cannot handle a press AT ALL.

Just now, Napoleon said:

“Heavy touch” from Jordan Morris

Not shocked. 

Gyasi felt it was just right.

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Hell of a clearance by JRR. 

I don't understand how Soñora is starting. Not that we have any great options on the bench.  

1) FS1 announcers are about 2 to 3 seconds ahead of the action. 
 

2) Soñora should have had a goal, or required Blake to make an amazing save. He failed.

Better be a delayed yellow for that Jamaican defender who hogtied Ferreira on that break just now.

 

EDIT: Fucking ridiculous. CONCACAF sucks so much.

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1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

audio is ahead of video on uverse

Same on Spectrum. Turned to Marcelo Balboa on TUDN 

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Audio is fine on Univision. 

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Better be a delayed yellow for that Jamaican defender who hogtied Ferreira on that break just now.

 

EDIT: Fucking ridiculous. CONCACAF sucks so much.

this

ditto

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Long didn't mark fucking anybody. 

Cool.  The Jamaican player stole a goal from another wide open Jamaican player.

Miazga kept everyone onside. 

He could see the Jamaican guy in front of him and chose to keep him onside rather that letting him drift off.
🙄

Long sucks, but that goal was on Miazga.

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what even the fuck is that douchebag aaron long wearing on his stupid head?

well miazga sucks too. washed journeyman career

1 minute ago, Bottlecap said:

what even the fuck is that douchebag aaron long wearing on his stupid head?

Gauze.

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Just now, Napoleon said:

Miazga kept everyone on side. 

He could see the Jamaican guy in front of him and chose to keep him onside rather that letting him drift off.
🙄

Long sucks, but that goal was on Miazga.

Yeah they both fucked it up.

3 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Maybe a US loss will show how stupid this hire is. 

Jamaica is trotting out a much better lineup than we are. They have 5 premeir league and 2 championship guys out there. 

Jamiaca +475.   Would’ve been easy money if we had sports gambling in Texas. 

and whats with these socks? look like overstock from our kits 2 years ago

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Sonora is fucking terrible. There's 5 guys from our U20 team I'd rather have out there. 

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1 minute ago, Ted Lange said:

This back line is ass 

I kind of like Tolkin. The CB pairing is obviously not optimal. 

LOL second cross i've seen to 4'3" ferrera

LOL stupid hair don't care

Just now, ztejas said:

I kind of like Tolkin. The CB pairing is obviously not optimal. 

He's obviously not a striker.

at least sonora put the corner in the box

after our disastrous failure on set pieces in qatar NO ONE at any level for the nats should take a 2nd set piece if their prior one did not find a target in the box

3 minutes ago, Bottlecap said:

LOL second cross i've seen to 4'3" ferrera

LOL stupid hair don't care

Good point.  Who the hell are we expecting to finish these crosses?

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I kind of like Tolkin. The CB pairing is obviously not optimal. 

Agree.  One guy who has played really well in MLS.   BIG TIME audition for him for his club and national career. 

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

at least sonora put the corner in the box

after our disastrous failure on set pieces in qatar NO ONE at any level for the nats should take a 2nd set piece if their prior one did not find a target in the box

Yep, Sonora already better at corners than Pulisic 

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Aidan Morris another scrub that shouldn't be on the pitch. 

That is definitely a foul.

 

LoL

 

In Turner we trust.

 

Bailey had all day with that because our backline was too fucking regarded to crash for the rebound.

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TURNERRRRRRR! Love the guy.

There is some decent quality on this team: Turner (and Gaga), Zendejas, Cade Cowell, Brandon Vasquez, Bryan Reynolds, Miles Robinson, Busio, and Milhailovic, 

and outside of all these dudes, freaking one of them started. Fuck GERGG

I'm enjoying USSF being shat on right now tho. We suck.

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I was about to say. We're gonna need Turner to bail us out. Best player by far we trotted out there tonight. 

Terrible penalty and then missed a wide open sitter.  Good job, good effort.

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