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Amazing pass from Reynolds* and nice run by Busio*.

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Yeah these guys are really fucking bad. We could hang 10.

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CRACKING shot.

Shades of Feilhaber. Similar location and distance, just a worm burner instead of a laser volley.

Yedlin would have scored at the 10’ mark. 
 

…and now Ferreira!

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1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

Name your score tonight???

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I really want Zendejas and Cowell to score. My favorites of the C team 

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yeah these guys are really fucking bad. We could hang 10.

Given that GD is going to be important, we SHOULD

Parlayed Rangers/Tigers over 9.5 and USA -4.  Pour it on gents!!!!!

Miazga almost got the assist there…

…for St. Kitts. 
 

And nice touches by Ferreira again. Jesús does do well in MLS and I guess that St. Kitts is very MLS-y.

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Ferreira against Sunday-league international teams.

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4 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Given that GD is going to be important, we SHOULD

Antonio is going to hang like 12 on them by himself. 

Our idiot coaches/managers will point to these Ferreira goals as proof he's a striker, but he's not playing as a target right now, i.e., they aren't crossing balls into the box in hopes his midget-ass will rise up and get his head on them.

Instead, he's running onto thru balls and diagonal passes. Which is fine. He's more than capable of that. But he's not a target man, and it's absurd that USMNT brass keep rolling him out as such.

I liked Jalen Neal’s pass into space to break an AM 1-v-1 on goal. That was Pirlo vision. From a CB.

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Sean John in goal has been the difference tonight. 

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Not that it really matters but Cowell has been bad so far. Kid is still pretty green. 

Cowell hasn't been great so far. Bad first touches. Bad passing. 

1 minute ago, Napoleon said:

I liked Jalen Neal’s pass into space to break an AM 1-v-1 on goal. That was Pirlo vision. From a CB.

I've enjoyed Neal's play overall, including him coming on for Aaron Long versus Jamaica. He's promising.

And that thru ball was delicious ... right up to the point when Djordje overtoed the chip wide right.

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Jones chill out. That guy has to wake up at 5:30 to go hang sheetrock. 

Cowell isn’t made for bunker breaking, he’s built for counters where he can use his speed. 

Hope the USMNT can stay aggressive and maintain intensity. In terms of population, this is basically the entire United States versus San Marcos, so at least eight goals should be the objective. Ten would be better. Fuck their feelings.

Djordje Pordje, shooting high.

One of the guys I’m wanting to watch the next three years. And send Cowell over to Alkmaar too!
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Also - how in the fuck did we start Sonora over Djordje against the one team in our group with a pulse. Complete idiocy. 

I mean seriously how does this guy even get called up? What is he supposed to be good at?

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