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Lol.  The ball was skipping in a strobe-like manner, and I just figured this gummy was extra strong.

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I'd Djorde could quit handing them the ball in our 3rd that'd be great. 

we are living in their 18 but we got drunk Zendejas, Ferrera, and Roldan as options lol

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Jesus wants that 3rd 9 spot.

this looks like a mid level ECNL match

like those are the goals (and misses) they get at the U15 level

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2 minutes ago, Bottlecap said:

we are living in their 18 but we got drunk Zendejas, Ferrera, and Roldan as options lol

Ferreira seems like a pretty good option.

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1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

Will they give Jesus that goal? 

They should because it was on target.

Just now, TexasMan said:

Why is Roldan out there? 

To miss sitters like that. WHAT THR FUCK DUDE?!?!?

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Jesus wants that 3rd 9 spot.

not a 9, and definitely not the 9 gergg wants in his system (this is not gerggs system)

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That should pretty much sew up the group.

Give Cade and Vasquez some minutes and let's call it a night. 

Just now, Bottlecap said:

LOL say hello to gerggs first team 9

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blasphemer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just now, Bottlecap said:

LOL say hello to gerggs first team 9

Yeah 

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would Dallas sell Ferrera if some Belgian or Dutch team come calling?

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Lalas is putting it on a little thick but I agree he's gotten better. He's been smarter off ball and has made better decisions - even in the Jamaica game. Both of those finishes tonight were really impressive regardless of opponent.

He's a solid depth piece moving forward. I'm not sure we ever actually experiment with him on the wing or as an AM but there are worse back up 9s to have. 

I didn’t realize (remember?) that Zendejas was an FC Dallas Academy grad who even played 8 games for the full squad. 

He is not good. 

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2 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

I didn’t realize (remember?) that Zendejas was an FC Dallas Academy grad who even played 8 games for the full squad. 

He is not good. 

He has some quality he just hasn't been good this tournament.

I thought he looked good in his first games with us. 

I feel dumb. Cuz I don’t get it 
Jonathan Christopher Depp movie series.
3 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

I feel dumb. Cuz I don’t get it 

 

2 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

I feel dumb. Cuz I don’t get it 

That is Jesús’ face on Johnny Depp’s Captain Jack Sparrow. 


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Jesús’ new nickname of:

The Pirate of the Caribbean 

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I don't like that card from Neal. I'd rather they score than he pick up a yellow. This is how Long gets on the pitch.

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Ahhhhhhhh I get it.. cuz he only scores vs the Caribbean’s.
 

ok I’m on the same page now. Hahhaa

 

That’s funny  

15 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Lalas is putting it on a little thick but I agree he's gotten better. He's been smarter off ball and has made better decisions - even in the Jamaica game. Both of those finishes tonight were really impressive regardless of opponent.

He's a solid depth piece moving forward. I'm not sure we ever actually experiment with him on the wing or as an AM but there are worse back up 9s to have. 

theres no such thing as depth at the 9

nines don't really get subbed out apart from performance issues. Theres first team minutes and ancillary tournament minutes. If Captain Jack Minnow gets first team minutes in a real competition, we're fucked.

they have too many goals to make up tho, right? 

Whats the 3rd tie breaker? Goals A or Goals F?

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