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Where have we seen this story before?  Austin QB does good … somewhere else.

Edited by VirginiaLonghorn

Mack winning another conference title before we do is, uh, not a stat I’m into. At all.

Something just tells me that Mack may ending up blowing it again. 

Was Herman the coach when Cade came out?  

Edited by NashLonghorn

Announcer:  "Do you bring DJ back in soon so you don't hurt his confidence?"

SURLY Answer:  "FUCK NO" 😋

4 minutes ago, NashLonghorn said:

Was Herman the coach when Cade came out?  

He was a lame duck.  It wasn’t going to happen. 

13 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I hope you posters thinking about ideas for stocking stuffers don’t buy that Lume deodorant lotion that lady is always hyping as eliminating butt crack, crotch and underboob odor.  Body odor is optional she says. So what you are essentially saying to your loved one is that are revolting and stinky on purpose. I mean do you want to have that conversation? During the holidays? How well do you think it will go? Nothing says I love you like telling them they smell like a dumpster. That’s some foreplay. 

Plus they will be so mortified about their funky ass smell that they will break up with you. But they will probably be vigilant about their odor from then on. And their next partner will be truly grateful to you for sparing them (you’ll get brownie points from the Big Guy upstairs 😜.) but I digress because it’s just also stupid for you to wait for them to open their stocking and find it. If they smell that bad…they fucking know it and you should not suffer for the next three weeks waiting for them to do something about it. People who have shit hygiene know it and they relish in their funk. They know damn well they aren’t using soap and things the correct way.

so don’t do that for a gift. You’re better off getting a Pandora charm to fill a slot in her bracelet that will cause her to pound merlot on girls night as she holds back tears on her second bottle of wine trying to tell her girlfriends how you are usually so thoughtful but for some reason you got her a Ferris wheel charm and she’s afraid of heights. 

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I'm in the minority, but I think DJU is a quality QB. It's the dumbfuck coaches who are letting him down. They only know how to work with running QBs, and aren't smart enough to develop DJU 

Just now, Doc Sam Beckett said:

I'm in the minority, but I think DJU is a quality QB. It's the dumbfuck coaches who are letting him down. They only know how to work with running QBs, and aren't smart enough to develop DJU 

It’s really hard to develop accuracy.  I subscribe to Leachs theory.  You are either accurate or you’re not. 

Huh, look at that.  A Mack Brown coached team is bad at getting plays off.

5 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Huh, look at that.  A Mack Brown coached team is bad at getting plays off.

And not able to run the ball.  They are going to  get this QB hurt if they don’t start running the ball.  

17 minutes ago, NashLonghorn said:

Was Herman the coach when Cade came out?  

If I remember correctly Herman got a commitment from Ewers then the decommitment .  Then Herman got fired.  Sark got hired.  I’m guessing sometime In there klubnik committed to Clemson.  Sark then went 4-7 and went after Malik Murphy.  I have no idea if sark even tried to get klubnik or not

If I remember correctly Herman got a commitment from Ewers then the decommitment .  Then Herman got fired.  Sark got hired.  I’m guessing sometime In there klubnik committed to Clemson.  Sark then went 4-7 and went after Malik Murphy.  I have no idea if sark even tried to get klubnik or not

We had no chance, I think it was always down to aggy and Clemson.
3 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

If I remember correctly Herman got a commitment from Ewers then the decommitment .  Then Herman got fired.  Sark got hired.  I’m guessing sometime In there klubnik committed to Clemson.  Sark then went 4-7 and went after Malik Murphy.  I have no idea if sark even tried to get klubnik or not

when will Malik Murphy transfer? 

3 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

when will Malik Murphy transfer? 

If arch beats him out for qb2 I imagine he’s gone. 

2 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

If arch beats him out for qb2 I imagine he’s gone and will win a conference championship wherever he goes.

Finished it for you.

 

We've only been asking for Klubnik for 6 weeks.

I have at least.

Special player.

27 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Dabo is such a stubborn dude.

This is the same dude that swapped out trevor Lawrence late in the season right?  
I just looked and dj ugulaiaia had a complete shit  game against South Carolina and they lose by 1. Dabos decision not to sub him out cost them a chance at the playoffs .  Wat an idiot. 

2 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Clemson is a FF team with Klubnik.

Learn Dabo, a lot earlier.

They will be ranked top 5 to open 2023. Sam Beckett can tell us what else they have coming back to see if it will be justified. 

19 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Huh, look at that.  A Mack Brown coached team is bad at getting plays off.

Mack looks like an old man trying to convince people he's a football coach ... same as his last few years here. Just older.

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

They will be ranked top 5 to open 2023. Sam Beckett can tell us what else they have coming back to see if it will be justified. 

We're struggling. Dabo refuses to use the portal, and has hired a bunch of fucking losers. The talent is there for now, let's see if some of the dead weight on the coaching staff gets cut (narrator: it won't) 

Just now, wood said:

Mack looks like an old man trying to convince people he's a football coach ... same as his last few years here. Just older.

It’s really fucken sad that lazy Mack, old Mack, and now fat lazy old mack are still better coaches than Charlie strong 

4 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

 

We've only been asking for Klubnik for 6 weeks.

I have at least.

Special player.

Hope he tears it up there. 

8 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

This is the same dude that swapped out trevor Lawrence late in the season right?  
I just looked and dj ugulaiaia had a complete shit  game against South Carolina and they lose by 1. Dabos decision not to sub him out cost them a chance at the playoffs .  Wat an idiot. 

5 star QBs are not what they used to be. 

I don't follow 9.95 because it's useless - but exactly who is in charge of assigning ratings? Some group of 3 or 4 fatass sports dorks who never played football? This is a critical question that demands an answer because expectations and results hang on this bullshit. 

27 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


We had no chance, I think it was always down to aggy and Clemson.

Thank God he went to Clemson then ...

42 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

They will be ranked top 5 to open 2023. Sam Beckett can tell us what else they have coming back to see if it will be justified. 

Okay.

Could be in the FF, for 22, right now if the stubborn ass coach had just done the right thing at QB.

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1 minute ago, Wally Pryor said:

Okay.

Could be in the FF, for 22, right now if the stubborn ass coach had just done the right thing at QB.

 

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

Run the ball you dumb shits 

Sounds very familiar 

5 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Run the ball you dumb shits 

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Dumbass can’t even spell Klubnik’s name right. Seems legit. (He’s not wrong.)
1 hour ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

when will Malik Murphy transfer? 

If he reads Surly, last week. 

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