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Things not going well for fitness personality "Liver King."

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Lotsa douchebags (think Kardashians who go to the gym alot) in the fitness community, and the YouTube algorithms seem know I'm one of them.  Algo's pushed this guy on my last winter.  

A Texan (sorry) who owns a supplement company that focuses on dehydrated organ meat.  On his YouTube he espouses "ancestral tenants" like sleep alot, train alot and stay away from EM radiation.  Do all that, and you can look like him.

Other fitness DB's called him out from the start, "You can't look like that at 45! COME ON!"  Even Surly-hated Joe Rogan hates him.  Well one of his enablers squealed and leaked emails where he detailed the PED's he takes (alot of them).  A bit surprising he didn't just deny it; emails can be faked and everyone is a liar.

It's my version of trash TV.  Dude's SO transparent, you can't believe anything he says.  He's the physical embodyment of the inflation-driven meme culture we've been in since 2020.  He's the FTX of internet fame.  And I can't stop watching.

 

21 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Anyone that believed he was natural doesn't deserve to keep their money 

whatever.  you’re just not sleeping enough. 

6 hours ago, Parliament said:

sleep alot, train alot

a lot 

Has anyone done a safety check on Mike B?

man, it is crazy how much inconsequentially stupid shit is going on out there that i am completely clueless about other than what i discover thanks to you people.  liver king?  christ.

29 minutes ago, sidis said:

man, it is crazy how much inconsequentially stupid shit is going on out there that i am completely clueless about other than what i discover thanks to you people.  liver king?  christ.

he’s an amazing story.  he’s incredibly fit in his late 40s and he’s done it all-natural by consuming raw animal flesh.  it’s pretty inspirational. 

I appreciate that his steroid confession/apology is delivered shirtless.

 

 

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On 12/4/2022 at 11:22 AM, Parliament said:

Other fitness DB's called him out from the start, "You can't look like that at 45! COME ON!"  Even Surly-hated Joe Rogan hates him.  Well one of his enablers squealed and leaked emails where he detailed the PED's he takes (alot of them).  A bit surprising he didn't just deny it; emails can be faked and everyone is a liar.

Maybe it's a smart move to go with it? I'm sure that confession video gets a lot of views and he's getting a ton of press.

And what's the shelf life of Internet fame? Internet is very fad-driven. Come out, make one last score, and then call it quits. 

But even wants to look like that clown in the first place?

This is another step backward for the sheep and and goat penis industry trying to become a mainstream protein. 

This idiot is from San Antonio. Surely someone knows this guy.

Also, look up his wife, the Liver Queen. She gave up her dental practice to push this lifestyle.

Now do The Rock.  

1997 (25 years old):
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2022 (50 years old):

The Rock' diz que ele e toda a família tiveram Covid-19: 'experiência  difícil'

 

There's gonna be a grift opening for someone to take steroids and become the Butthole and Spleen King. 

13 minutes ago, Chooky said:

There's gonna be a grift opening for someone to take steroids and become the Butthole and Spleen King. 

We're a few months away from someone selling actual snake oil. That person will get a full hour on Rogan, and Alex Jones will claim it's allowed him to get an erection without having to look at school shooting videos. 

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On 12/4/2022 at 1:53 PM, CooterBrown said:

Dude looks like he has ab implants.

After he was outed he quit…some…of the PED’s for…some…time. No surprise a guy w/bad training and nutrition habits shrank considerably after.  He shrank and got soft and droopy.  Everything but his abs.  They looked like a 30 yo boob job on a 60 yo woman.

Publicity stunt no doubt but might as well aim high. Rogan shouldn't tell his bodyguard to piss on this moron if he was on fire. And if there ever was a fight, Rogan would absolutely wreck his dumb ass. 

2 hours ago, Mittens said:

Arrested in Austin 

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I could not finish that drivvle.  Her nose looks weird too.

On 12/6/2022 at 11:00 AM, CooterBrown said:

This idiot is from San Antonio. Surely someone knows this guy.

Also, look up his wife, the Liver Queen. She gave up her dental practice to push this lifestyle.

Their kids are named Stryker and Rad.  

 

1 hour ago, huge said:

man I am behind the times

You ain't missing anything

8 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Their kids are named Stryker and Rad.  

 

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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

that's a rough 47

Don't do drugs.
 

I don't think he's faking it for views.  Dude done went cuckoo.

I don’t get the arrest, did he approach Rogan in any fashion other than coming to Austin to do his pro wrestling persona schtick to attempt to get some views?

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I think he said some ominous, dangerous thing about what he wanted to do to him.

On 7/1/2025 at 8:26 AM, Parliament said:

I think he said some ominous, dangerous thing about what he wanted to do to him.

As dumb as it was to say that shit on video, it was still funnier than anything joe rogan has ever said in any of his standup acts. His comedy specials are hideous. The podcast and his name recognition have done wonders for his ticket sales. I dare anyone to sit through the entirety of his last special. Maybe liver king could argue that rogan deserved a severe beating just for that last comedy special. 

On 12/6/2022 at 10:00 AM, CooterBrown said:

This idiot is from San Antonio. Surely someone knows this guy.

Also, look up his wife, the Liver Queen. She gave up her dental practice to push this lifestyle.

Liver Queen’s not bad.

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On 12/4/2022 at 11:22 AM, Parliament said:

Lotsa douchebags (think Kardashians who go to the gym alot) in the fitness community, and the YouTube algorithms seem know I'm one of them.  Algo's pushed this guy on my last winter.  

How exactly does YouTube know you’re a douchebag? I thought only Surly knew that. 

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