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Cristiano Ronaldo to sign with Saudi Arabian Club Al Nassr

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Think of all the racing camels he can buy! 

Oh, he has to live in Saudi Arabia. Hope he enjoys practice sessions in August. 

 

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Think of all the racing camels he can buy! 

Oh, he has to live in Saudi Arabia. Hope he enjoys practice sessions in August. 

 

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Did they get him to change citizenship to join the SA national team too??? 200m per year is insane.

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Because he doesn’t already have a huge amount of money. Finally his ship has come in. 

This is what I just don’t get.  I would totally be trying to play for Monaco, Napoli, Real Sociedad, or back to Sporting and play for free.  No real pressure, awesome locations.  Or shit go play second division La Liga and play for Las Palmas or Tenerife. Any of those would be better than spending any time in Saudi playing against who knows what.

Interesting, total money grab. Not a great career move. I thought he hated Man U because he wanted to play in the Champions League....

Hard to believe South Korea has had 40% possession time, ut feels more like 25%, unless they count the time the ball is in the back of their net.

good. go bye bye. get off my tv screen. the most self absorbed, self important athlete in the world joining a club that isn't covered by anyone in the western hemisphere is music to my ears. dude could have joined FC Miami and just chilled and bagged 50 goals a season, but instead he's going to go disappear somewhere out on the arabian peninsula. just how i like it.

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3 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

good. go bye bye. get off my tv screen. the most self absorbed, self important athlete in the world joining a club that isn't covered by anyone in the western hemisphere is music to my ears. dude could have joined FC Miami and just chilled and bagged 50 goals a season, but instead he's going to go disappear somewhere out on the arabian peninsula. just how i like it.

Can Saudi work on taking Lebron next 

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i wonder if all the liv golfers are now pissed about selling their souls for so relatively cheap.

He’s the biggest whore in professional sports.

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

Good for him? Like y’all wouldn’t do the same

I would ask for a harem to be included on the Saudi dime. And I would NOT want all virgins. (Give me some disease free ho’s!)

13 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

good. go bye bye. get off my tv screen. the most self absorbed, self important athlete in the world joining a club that isn't covered by anyone in the western hemisphere is music to my ears. dude could have joined FC Miami and just chilled and bagged 50 goals a season, but instead he's going to go disappear somewhere out on the arabian peninsula. just how i like it.

You're not wrong.  Except for the fact that ol' Ronny has some rape allegations from here in the States.  Think he might want to stay off US soil.

 

Taking a contract in the anti-semitic capital of the world is a long-game play to own the Jews.  Even for Ronaldo.  

I understand we, and our allies, have to do business with them and have a co-dependent defense relationship with them.  But any Westerner who voluntarily engages with them in culture, arts, or sport is a fucking asshole.  

Plus, what's this guy gonna do for ass after matches?  Yeah sure, they'll give him some leeway on whores and WAG's.  But there won't be a moment of his life there that isn't heavily photographed.  He'll cause so many religions fever protests due to his ladyfriend's lax approaches to subjugation and wardrobe.  Shit, I'm kinda looking forward to it.

4 hours ago, SpiralOut said:

You're not wrong.  Except for the fact that ol' Ronny has some rape allegations from here in the States.  Think he might want to stay off US soil.

 

None of those pesky rape allegations to worry about in SA.

6 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Good for him? Like y’all wouldn’t do the same

I sold out for much less. Check out the wives thread!

20 hours ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Interesting, total money grab. Not a great career move.

What career?  He's washed.  No CL teams want him.  Hence the money grab.

How long until his Saudi coach works up the courage to bench him?

Good for him? Like y’all wouldn’t do the same

I would sure as fuck not bow to that murderous Saudi Royal Family if I already had “Fuck You” money.

That’s what “Fuck You” money is for. Having the freedom to tell shitbags to fuck off.
How long until his Saudi coach works up the courage to bench him?

Him being bench today improved the Portugal team dramatically.
1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:


Him being bench today improved the Portugal team dramatically.

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On 12/6/2022 at 8:07 AM, YGIFS said:

Plus, what's this guy gonna do for ass after matches?

Do you even Bahrain, Bro?

The ass just falls from the sky like the Rains on the Plains of Bahrains, amitire?  

Anybody know a good spot in Riyadh for Jamon Iberico?  Need to make reservations for Ronaldo Ramadan.  

On 12/6/2022 at 2:01 AM, Hank_Hill said:

Good for him? Like y’all wouldn’t do the same

Fuck no, not because I'm morally superior but rather because if I already have half a billion dollars then I'm not wasting any of my short life in Saudi Arabia.

his net worth is 500 million.  he's going to double that in the next 2.5 years.  man i'd do it.

59 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

Do you even Bahrain, Bro?

The causeway is bumper to bumper with devout Saudis every weekend for some reason

25 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

his net worth is 500 million.  he's going to double that in the next 2.5 years.  man i'd do it.

How does the extra 500 million affect his lifestyle?

how does living (or at least working) in Saudi Arabia affect his lifestyle?

15 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How does the extra 500 million affect his lifestyle?

how does living (or at least working) in Saudi Arabia affect his lifestyle?

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Also, I realize other people have higher fuck you money thresholds, but $500 million is a little above mine.

28 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How does the extra 500 million affect his lifestyle?

how does living (or at least working) in Saudi Arabia affect his lifestyle?

what could he be doing for 2 and a half years that would be worth missing out on $500 million?  maybe if he was older and time was ticking but he's 37.  he'll be done with the contract and double his current worth at 41.  plenty of time to do what he wants. 

1 hour ago, gsoda3 said:

what could he be doing for 2 and a half years that would be worth missing out on $500 million?  maybe if he was older and time was ticking but he's 37.  he'll be done with the contract and double his current worth at 41.  plenty of time to do what he wants. 

Not be living somewhere where the average high temperature is 110 degrees at the start of the season and 102 in the last month that gets 4" of rain a year with a morality police. Of course Ronaldo wouldn't have to worry about rules or the morality police but it doesn't give the place a real great atmosphere.

i don't think it's as bad as everyone thinks.  i have a couple friends who after graduating from UT went to sa for work.  one's still there, one was there for 10 years and moved back after his second kid was born.  they both liked it there.  

At the time they were there, were they able to sit on the beach with $500 million in the bank earning 20%?

Yeah, the ME is not that bad early in your career with the expat pay bump plus other allowances that will allow you to retire a decade early.  That isn’t the scenario Ronaldo is dealing with.  

2 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

what could he be doing for 2 and a half years that would be worth missing out on $500 million?  maybe if he was older and time was ticking but he's 37.  he'll be done with the contract and double his current worth at 41.  plenty of time to do what he wants. 

Yeah, I don't blame him for taking the money.  He'll still be of an age where he can truly enjoy his wealth and the lifestyle it affords.  If he was 80, it'd be a different way to spend your last years.  But Tier-I footballers don't retire at 80, they leave the game at 35+.  He can buy a club 5 years from now of his choosing and stay in the game that way.  

Far older people who pretend they are have more than $500mm in net worth have sold their souls to Saudi Arabia for far less than $200mm/year.  He's gonna have a hard time rolling dirty with ass, but other than that...he should be good to go.  If America had Ronaldo's agent negotiating on its behalf, we'd be in a far better place.  

Word is this was all rumors and it's not actually happening.

1 hour ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

At the time they were there, were they able to sit on the beach with $500 million in the bank earning 20%?

Yeah, the ME is not that bad early in your career with the expat pay bump plus other allowances that will allow you to retire a decade early.  That isn’t the scenario Ronaldo is dealing with.  

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one would tolerate SA for $150,000 a year but not $200,000,000?  

23 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

can i sign up for that newsletter?

 

one would tolerate SA for $150,000 a year but not $200,000,000?  

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2.  When you have a net worth of zero (or negative if you are carrying student loan debt), then $150k seems like a fuck ton of money.  When you are worth $500MM +, I would imagine $200MM would seem like less.  Especially when there are other options if you don’t act like a petulant asshole.  Then again - my interests are far less expensive than Ronaldo’s.

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