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Said she was like a ray of sunshine. I'm thinking more like a solar flare. 

Well now who the the fuck is gonna be the Florida Sparkler of the House?  Er, sprarker.  I mean, Speaker.  Seriously, that fucking shithole.  

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She would have made a great relief pitcher for the Marlins.

1 hour ago, DalTxHornFan said:

Fucking sad that she didn't know better than to do that.

All of the kids that we raised out at our deer leases would have known way better than to do that.  (Despite the fact that they saw their Dads do lots of stupid shit and they still survived.)

My 7 year old just asked "Well, did the camp fire go out?"

I mean she did have to compete with Florida Man...

8 hours ago, cabowabo said:

She was pretty hot. 

But she’s cooled off now 

Backyard Jerry Lee Lewis memorial got a bit out of hand. 

10 hours ago, TornACL said:

She would have made a great relief pitcher for the Marlins.

Because she was en fuego?

Died three days after the accident . . . just horrible and so sad

Best thread title of all time though

Everyone knows you are supposed to use diesel.

It’s better to burn out than fade away.  Advice from the non-burn debrided. 

Damn she was gorgeous.  What a terrible way to die.  Hard to believe people dont know better than to do that.  
Before the charcoal starters were a thing it always made me nervous starting grill and the fire didn’t take initially and you gotta add more starter fluid.  
 

cab/ Once heard a bang, and my studio shook a bit. Went outside to see if a tree had fallen, and saw my neighbor in my yard, on his back, with his pants on fire. As was the gas can nozzle on a several gallon plastic can. He was burning a brush pile. I still wonder if I should not have put out the nozzle flame before attending to my neighbor. /csb 

Can we update the title, bimbo pours gasoline on a fire and gets burned, and dies 

5 hours ago, texastough said:

Died three days after the accident . . . just horrible and so sad

Best thread title of all time though

"Home Depot: More Doing" wins that one

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Was that at a Surly tailgate?

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